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I have real projects I could be working on right now but nooooo my autistic ass is hand writing a Superbat Fanfic

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At what point did the Ace Attorney writing team ALSO stop believing in the myth that is California. Because you're telling me a freelance attorney who's lucky to get one case a month can afford whatever rent or bills he would have to pay on that REALLY nice office in, Assumedly, LA? And you would then have me believe that he can continue to afford this office as a piano/poker player? Either Phoenix Wright is extorting his clients or we need to start a deep dive into Japanifornia's economy because it might hold the secret to everything.

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I am gripping him in my teeth and flailing him around like a dog

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Posting Saiki K memes because I'm very nearly done with season 1 and I love these gay little losers

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I think there may be a visual pattern emerging with my favourite characters

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just realised I've posted so much Honkai stuff without even giving out my UID

I'm on the Europe server (God save the king) UID: 719048975 Here's who I'm offering for support

Are literally any of you surprised

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Okay so.

His name is Everest. He's a Sohund, which is a isolated race of people on Jarilo-VI that evolved to take on the characteristics of snow dogs to help them survive the cold. They are incredibly fast and agile, as well as being so light on their feet they barely leave marks in the snow. They lived in a large underdeveloped village in an unexplored part of the snow plains. They were also victims of the fragmentum, which ate away at their houses and businesses until there was nothing but a single Sohundian boy left.

Against all odds, that boy managed to survive for a while. He was quick enough to outrun the fragmentum, and strong enough to haul all kinds of scavenged supplies back to the village on his old sled. He never left, though. He fashioned makeshift graves out of rocks and sticks and piles of snow, "burying" his people outside of their homes one by one. He grew used to surviving rather than living, determined to stay in his home until the very end.

That was, until, a travelling merchant came to town. he introduced himself as Sampo Koski and he helped Everest fight off the fragmentum. He tried to get the poor dog to leave with him, saying there was a safe place he could take him to. Everest refused no matter how hard Sampo pressed the matter and eventually the emerald-eyed man left in defeat. A part of Everest was disheartened that he would never get to see him again...

Until he returned the next day with a bag full of food and drinks.

that became the routine for a while. Sampo would visit the village, bringing supplies whenever he could. Everest enjoyed the company and the routine, even taking Sampo on joyrides through the snow plains on his sled. After a few weeks of building trust and establishing a deep connection, Sampo returned to the village again, only this time, Everest's keen ears picked up two voices in the distance.

"If this turns out to be some kind of scheme, I'll march you back to Belobog in cuffs, Koski."

"Don't worry, Captain. I'm just trying to help a friend."

The two walked into the village, being quickly greeted by Everest. Gepard was taken back by not only the boys appearance, but also his speed as he darted all over the village, gathering up snacks and various other cool-looking items to offer to his new friend. He held them out with as much confidence as he could feign, but his tail still tucked between his legs at the unknown man in front of him. Sampo smiled, ruffling his grey and white hair with a chuckle.

"There's no reason to be nervous, kiddo. This is a... friend of mine." His eyes glanced to Gepard as he dropped the term into the statement. He glanced back, but ultimately said nothing.

"Captain, weren't you talking about how difficult traversing the snow plains is? Well I think I may have found you a solution."

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THATS ALL IM WRITING FOR NOW BUT YEAH I LOVE EVEREST I WILL DEFINETLY ADD MORE IF YOU GUYS LIKE HIM BUT FOR NOW HERES SOME SILLY MEME PICTURES OF HIM I DREW (Most are cropped because I don't wanna spoil his lore):

Would you guys want to hear about my silly dogboy Honkai OC or would I be boring everyone on the website?

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Would you guys want to hear about my silly dogboy Honkai OC or would I be boring everyone on the website?

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GUYS HOLY FUCK IT HAPPENED

I LOST THE 50/50 ON JIAOQIUS BANNER! THIS WAS MY SECOND PULL! I'M SO CONFLICTED RIGHT NOW

Posting my 10 pulls in Honkai until I pull Geppie (Part 3)

PLACES PEOPLE, PLACES!!!

LETS GO FUCKING GAMBLING!!

ANOTHER YURI LIGHTCONE. I already have one of these why doesnt it want too give me anything new :(

excuse me while I go cry and bury myself in a sad, Geppie-less hole.

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good luck on your jiaoqiu pulls today!!! =w=

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Posting more Honkai memes because I want to (I still haven't pulled Geppie)

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Posting my 10 pulls in Honkai until I pull Geppie (Part 3)

PLACES PEOPLE, PLACES!!!

LETS GO FUCKING GAMBLING!!

ANOTHER YURI LIGHTCONE. I already have one of these why doesnt it want too give me anything new :(

excuse me while I go cry and bury myself in a sad, Geppie-less hole.

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Posting my 10 pulls in Honkai until I pull Geppie (Part 2)

ASSUME THE POSITION!!

Extra close this time for good luck! LETS GO GAMBLING!! (Also for anyone interested. here's how close I am to him being a guarantee)

NOW. PULL TIME.

CAN I AT LEAST HAVE A NEW CHARACTER? Also I never noticed that lil thing of Fu Xuan in the bottom right. My girlfailure and her girlboss <3

Not even a five star this time TmT I'm starting to think Geppie doesn't like me :(

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Posting my 10 pulls in Honkai until I pull Geppie

okay I got enough tickets. Time to assume the position.

Now lets see what we can pull!

Disappointment has never felt more guilty I'M SORRY I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT YOU SWEET GIRL

maybe next time... :(

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Posting Honkai: Star Rail memes I made in hopes that I manifest Geppie

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100k notes and i'll @ my crush on this post

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but no yeah lets have the conversation:

"the CEO doesnt want to run that kind of website" Excuse, shouldnt have bought the 'go nuts show nuts whatever' website if thats the case. APPEAL DENIED

"we have to follow the TOS of the appstores we're hosted on" Excuse item one, no you dont, item two, you have since those days implimented infrastructure that would allow pornography and sex work on this platform Without violating TOS of any applicable app store. APPEAL DENIED

"we own the site we get to make the rules" Incorrect, this site has only ever made profit when the users willed it. we collectively own the site as a hive mind and no legal change in ownership will change that. APPEAL DENIED

"we have to keep this website safe for the children who use it" Argument based on fallacy banning pornography and sex workers does not prevent pornography and sex work from occuring on the site, it only forces aforementioned users to hide and avoid labling their content appropriately, which REDUCES the safety for children and sex workers alike instead of increasing it, this has been shown to the point that making this argument at all is tantamount to admiting fascist intent APPEAL DENIED