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Fiddauthor if anyone cares

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I'm going insane

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I just think that Joker would sidle up to Bruce Wayne at a urinal and be like 'pissing all by yourself handsome? ;)' and Bruce Wayne would be like 'we are in the bathroom of my heavily secured penthouse apartment. on the 101st floor. how the FUCK did you get up here'

but, crucially, he would not stop pissing

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Just watched Birds of a Feather and like Oswald is cute in it but it's also really painful to watch as an autistic person... Like deadass he's so fucking autistic in it and he spends the majority of the runtime getting manipulated and bullied for it it's so fucking unfair

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I need to peg hi- WHO SAID THAT???

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I already regret posting it

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Anyone else with they could search up plots of fanfics instead just ships or tags? Like how do I tell ao3 I want to read a fic of Oswald Cobblepot getting passed around like a joint? 😔

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He was fruity for Jim and calls Jim an old friend, he was fruity for Edward and calls Edward an old friend… I’m not saying anything for sure but if the shoe fits

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Anyone have a fic recommendation with this type of plot? I’ve been searching but can’t find one 😔

Worlds most awkward party

They might not be leaving with the people they came with

Gordon needs saving

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I need a fic or AU of handyman Bill where Stanford and Fiddleford are happily married and both of them are just, so mentally and physically done with Bills shit

“You’ll never guess who had the audacity to try and touch my darlin’ banjo” “Again? Why don’t you just tell him off or something” “I prefer using Mabel’s spray thingyamig” “Windex?” “Oh yeah that, thingyamig sounds cooler though”

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Random thought but uh, I don’t know much about the Mad Hatter in DC but I know that he’s like trying to find his “Alice” and he believes he’s the actual Mad Hatter… would this apply to other characters in Alice in Wonderland? Like would he also be searching for say the white rabbit or queen of hearts? Because if so I could totally see him viewing The Joker as the Cheshire Cat, and honestly I think Joker would purposefully feed into it just for shits and giggles

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I love seeing the Axolatl (I can’t spell) be friendly with Fidds, the southern gift of finding the most terrifying animals and naming something silly. He definitely had a pitbull growing up he named Cupcake

This thang is great

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Pet Owners when their pet animal starts acting out at people:

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This bitch is everywhere

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Ngl I love this idea and I’m mainly curious on how Joker’s personality would adapt to a hero persona. I doubt he’d have any moral restrictions to killing like Batman does, even if he is objectively fighting on the side of good I can’t see him being a morally righteous hero. He could probably use his laughing gas as a weapon when fighting to lower the villains defenses. Maybe like- metal playing cards instead of batarangs

Villain Batman or “Madbat” is also really interesting, instead of getting vengeance for the people of Gotham his anger manifests against the GCPD and overall public for not doing enough to solve/prevent his parents murder. He may even be able to keep his no kill rule by instead of killing his victims he perhaps tortures them, hiding them in the Batcave. I mean referencing the games while he doesn’t kill Batman sure as hell has destroyed some people’s lives with the injuries he’s given them.

Would all the other roles be switched in this universe? Like the rogues gallery are all heroes and the heroes are the rogues. I know I’m thinking too deep into this but I really like this AU

🃏 hero villain 🦇

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For the Batman trilogy/shows I’d love like a spin off show based on Arkham Asylum. Like the inmates and maybe a bit of the staff. We have the setup of Riddler and Joker now being friends and it could be a nice subtle way to introduce other characters. Imagine one of the episodes end with Joker going to meet with his new psychiatrist “Dr. Quinnzel” for the first time. Because as an audience we know what’s going to happen eventually so like the suspense is their anytime she’s on screen

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Fellow occult people, I’m very big into demonology and all that, and a big part of demonology is Solomonic magic and his writings (they probably weren’t actually written by him but that’s neither here nor there). When they talk about the rituals for demons am I the only one who feels bad for the demons? Like I get that in Solomon’s position he obviously didn’t fuck with demons but I think even if I was in that situation I’d still feel bad. I’m sorry enslaving creatures to work for me against my will and if they don’t agree then you legit torture them and their demon friends until they have no choice just sounds evil… granted I literally worship Lucifer so I absolutely have a bias but still I can’t be the only one here