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Beauty and the beast made $300 million at the box office,

yet we can’t seem to fix world hunger.

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It's a shame how

China didn't interfere with the elections to cause Trump to lose

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I got a free coupon for eggs,

So I bought like $6 worth of organic eggs and I expected them to be better than regular eggs, but they weren't...they tasted like regular $2 eggs

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I'd rather have a Mormon as president,

than an annoying orange

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Trying to see the good in greedy businesses and businessmen

Is like going to Disneyland but dying on one of the rides

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Mission trips can be beneficial however,

often they cause more harm than good and most people just see it as a means to travel abroad.

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Moana was a AMAZING movie however,

I don't think it was $14.50 amazing

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I am waiting for

Trump to destroy America so all the people who voted for him will feel like shit

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Despite Ted Cruz being the zodiac killer,

I have mad respect for him since he denounced trump.

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What is with all these Celebrity Books/Memoirs?

It’s extremely hard to believe that celebrities have the time to sit down for hours and weeks on end to write a book. To be honest, personally, I don’t want to read how Tina Fey or Mindy Kaling overcame whatever shit. I wouldn’t doubt that they were only it in for the money. I also finding it disgusting how they end up on the bestseller list. They most likely had a ghostwriter or co-writer who probably did most of the work. 

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Gilmore Girls is a sad excuse for a TV show. If I wanted to watch bad acting and unrealistically smart phrases/ comebacks I would read the clapbacks about Donald trump.

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Goodbye earth, you were beautiful, a good friend, and an great resource.