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*throws @unwilling-child-of-prophecy at her bc Ravi's too pussy to do it themselves*

*Burnice looks a bit confused. But smiles, that’s not a smile it’s more a grimace but she’s trying. Zippy said they need to try and smile at people.* “Hi..?”

*They stood the kid up and dusted them off slightly.* “You alright? I mean.. you were just.. tossed at me.. heh..”

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SKYLAR JUST LET ME HIT

“B-But I don’t wanna get hit..”

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♥︎ ♡𝓘𝓷𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓭𝓾𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷♡ ♥︎

….Are you going to talk first or should I?

You’re the one who wanted this bullshit. You talk.

You’re so boring… hello darlings, I am Aphrodite, goddess of love and sex. This is my horrid piece of shit husband.

I’m Hepheatus….

couldn’t you at least try to seem interested?

could you at least try to fuck off?

how DARE YOU-

-AU information-

Basically arranged marriage trope thing like how the myth went but if Zeus forced these two to stay married and they absolutely despised each other. This is NOT shipping Hephaestus and Aphrodite, they can’t stand each other anymore and desperately want a divorce. Will they get it? Nope! To be clear this is more so for the fun of it.

Now back to them.

♡Aphrodite♡

Aphrodite here will be more closely associated with the epithet of Aphrodite pandemos. She’s petty, wants to be adored, and loves attention. She is also able to easily love people in all senses, platonic, romantic, sexual, and familial. She’s a overprotective mother and would love her children to bits

✷Hephaestus✷

Hephaestus is more closed off and bitter, especially to Hera and Aphrodite. He still tries to be helpful where he can for his siblings and close friends and much rather stay peaceful than fight or argue. He hasn’t really loved someone since Aphrodite, nor does he plan to

!Disclaimer!

For both of these characters I will not make one or the other the only “bad guy” in this situation. They’re both flawed, they both make their mistakes in this situation they’re put in. Also keep in mind they won’t be accurate to the myths, though it’s themed after them this will be better resembling Epic the musical and headcanons. This blog is more so silly anyways

Rules:

No NFSW, jokes and suggestive stuff about it is fine for Aphrodite ofc, just don’t get weird. Flirting is fine for either one. Don’t be a dick unless it’s for angst. If I’m not comfortable with an ask I won’t answer, plain and simple.

Warnings

Mentions of divorce very VERYYY frequently, gore/body horror, descriptions of burns, and minor references to the actual situation with them, alcohol, Zeus being a dickhead, etc.

TAGS

The temptress- when Aphrodite is speaking

The forger- when Hephaestus is speaking

Sparks of warmth- asks

Fires of ‘love’- Reblogs

Burning passion- posts

Burnt love letters- stuff related to the forced marriage

Beauty is pain- angst

Ooc- out of character

The muse and the artist- any art related things I post (all character art will be made by me)

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“I should go start a fire..”

( @wild-child-of-pan )

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*HONNKKKK*

*Mimimimimiii..*

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*She smiled more and squished her face in her hands and kissed her forehead.* “If youre sure and..”

“If your girlfriend knows. The last thing I wanna do is.. invade you two.” *She said standing back to full height.*

“If it’s all a mutual agreement. Then, I’m on board.”

Someone behind burnice coughed. Glow and behold, it was Zippy.

"Hey! Just wanted to check in on you." She smiled, fiddling with the small dandelion she held. She was exactly the same, just not... quite right. She was hiding something, and well... somehow, nobody in camp figured it out.

Gods, this was going to be an awkward conversation. Why was she doing this? She should leave. She should just-

- yk who :3

*She had been working with some weapons so her hoodie was off, tube top shirt (zippy knows why I’m doing this.) so she just smiled and pulled the shirt up a bit.* “Oh, Hey Zip.”

*She smiled a bit, before snapping and reaching into her shirt,pulling out the pocket knife and handing it back to zip.* “It might smell like pineapple lotion but here, I’m assuming you’re gonna want this back..!”

*She laughed a bit as they took it.* “Sharpened the blade a bit, that thing could hardly cut through wet paper..” *She said smiling.* “You okay? You look.. nervous?”

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*She smiled and let out a small laugh, not laughing at her but.. at the situation. She rolled her eyes and leaned forward pushing her hands away from her face and holding it.*

“You’re sure, it’s not like I don’t like you back, I do, a lot but.. you’re sure you like ME? I mean.. I’m not..” *She looked away and then back at Zippy.*

“You’re sure you wanna date someone.. like me..?”

Someone behind burnice coughed. Glow and behold, it was Zippy.

"Hey! Just wanted to check in on you." She smiled, fiddling with the small dandelion she held. She was exactly the same, just not... quite right. She was hiding something, and well... somehow, nobody in camp figured it out.

Gods, this was going to be an awkward conversation. Why was she doing this? She should leave. She should just-

- yk who :3

*She had been working with some weapons so her hoodie was off, tube top shirt (zippy knows why I’m doing this.) so she just smiled and pulled the shirt up a bit.* “Oh, Hey Zip.”

*She smiled a bit, before snapping and reaching into her shirt,pulling out the pocket knife and handing it back to zip.* “It might smell like pineapple lotion but here, I’m assuming you’re gonna want this back..!”

*She laughed a bit as they took it.* “Sharpened the blade a bit, that thing could hardly cut through wet paper..” *She said smiling.* “You okay? You look.. nervous?”

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“Allllrrigghhhtt..?” *She tilted her head and placed the practice spear she was using up and looked down at Zippy.*

“What’s going on? Did I do something?” *She asked tilting her head and keeping her eyes on Zippy, her smile beginning to falter.*

Someone behind burnice coughed. Glow and behold, it was Zippy.

"Hey! Just wanted to check in on you." She smiled, fiddling with the small dandelion she held. She was exactly the same, just not... quite right. She was hiding something, and well... somehow, nobody in camp figured it out.

Gods, this was going to be an awkward conversation. Why was she doing this? She should leave. She should just-

- yk who :3

*She had been working with some weapons so her hoodie was off, tube top shirt (zippy knows why I’m doing this.) so she just smiled and pulled the shirt up a bit.* “Oh, Hey Zip.”

*She smiled a bit, before snapping and reaching into her shirt,pulling out the pocket knife and handing it back to zip.* “It might smell like pineapple lotion but here, I’m assuming you’re gonna want this back..!”

*She laughed a bit as they took it.* “Sharpened the blade a bit, that thing could hardly cut through wet paper..” *She said smiling.* “You okay? You look.. nervous?”

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Someone behind burnice coughed. Glow and behold, it was Zippy.

"Hey! Just wanted to check in on you." She smiled, fiddling with the small dandelion she held. She was exactly the same, just not... quite right. She was hiding something, and well... somehow, nobody in camp figured it out.

Gods, this was going to be an awkward conversation. Why was she doing this? She should leave. She should just-

- yk who :3

*She had been working with some weapons so her hoodie was off, tube top shirt (zippy knows why I’m doing this.) so she just smiled and pulled the shirt up a bit.* “Oh, Hey Zip.”

*She smiled a bit, before snapping and reaching into her shirt,pulling out the pocket knife and handing it back to zip.* “It might smell like pineapple lotion but here, I’m assuming you’re gonna want this back..!”

*She laughed a bit as they took it.* “Sharpened the blade a bit, that thing could hardly cut through wet paper..” *She said smiling.* “You okay? You look.. nervous?”

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PHOTO DUMP TIMMEEE!!!

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“You’re certain? I can help.. don’t want you two to.. get hurt or something..”

*She said walking closer and looking down at them, her ear twitching with the sight of him going invisible. Before looking back at Annabeth.*

“Burnice.” *She said, holding her hand out.* “Name’s Burnice.”

Open rp starter: Lost

Camp half blood had been a bit more quiet than usual, most kids staying inside their cabins with their siblings. I mean, it was a Saturday after all. Until Chiron said otherwise, there was no need for anyone to be out.

Suddenly. Two kids ran into the camp, running from what, you ask? You'll find out later.

They were definitely familiar. They looked like those kids, Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase... but something was just different about them. Just not quite right. They were younger, and their eyes had almost swapped in terms of color.

"We lost them- right?" The boy asked in between shaky breaths. The girl only nodded, looking around camp for anybody that could help.

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Please interact if you're interested!!!

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*She watched. She never listened to authority anyways, why should she stay inside..? Plus it was a nice day. She slid from off the top of the rock she was on and looked at them as she crushed something under her shoe, smoke exhaling out.*

“You two like.. okay? You look.. jumpy..” *She said raising her brow as she looked at them.* “You um.. need help, you seem like it..”

Open rp starter: Lost

Camp half blood had been a bit more quiet than usual, most kids staying inside their cabins with their siblings. I mean, it was a Saturday after all. Until Chiron said otherwise, there was no need for anyone to be out.

Suddenly. Two kids ran into the camp, running from what, you ask? You'll find out later.

They were definitely familiar. They looked like those kids, Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase... but something was just different about them. Just not quite right. They were younger, and their eyes had almost swapped in terms of color.

"We lost them- right?" The boy asked in between shaky breaths. The girl only nodded, looking around camp for anybody that could help.

Tag list: to be added

Please interact if you're interested!!!

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“Of course Zippy. Just let me know when you’ve calmed down and I’ll give it back..!”

*She said patting their head and ears.*

"...Someone please take my knife, the woman won't stop talking to me."

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*She takes it and shoves it into her shirt. Not her pocket, not her jacket. IN HER SHIRT.*

“There y’ go.”

"...Someone please take my knife, the woman won't stop talking to me."

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She loves this song (I’m obsessed rn-)

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LESBORN 🫵

L-LEBANSESE 🫵🫵

LEBSEAN 🫵🫵🫵

“NO?? IM NOT!?”

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bro imagine crushing on two people

“FUCK YOU!! I DO NOT!!”