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OH REALLY??? THEN EXPLAIN THIS:

-JJJ

WHAT IS THIS THING??????

What is this MENACE? Why is he here among PEOPLE? What does he WANT???

His greed is SICKENING! We should not allow this degeneracy in the city of New York.

Clearly, he is attempting to pose as a human. For what purpose? DESTRUCTION????

Clearly, he is evil and dangerous. I just KNOW that Spider-Man is behind this. BACK TO THE OCEAN!

-JJJ

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This year, we will be walking in the NYC pride parade and passing out rainbow stickers of our logo. -JJJ

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Happy Pride Month from The Daily Bugle. -JJJ

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AHA!!! Proof of collusion with Spider-Man!!!! Stop this menace immediately!!!! -JJJ

WHAT IS THIS THING??????

What is this MENACE? Why is he here among PEOPLE? What does he WANT???

His greed is SICKENING! We should not allow this degeneracy in the city of New York.

Clearly, he is attempting to pose as a human. For what purpose? DESTRUCTION????

Clearly, he is evil and dangerous. I just KNOW that Spider-Man is behind this. BACK TO THE OCEAN!

-JJJ

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WHAT IS THIS THING??????

What is this MENACE? Why is he here among PEOPLE? What does he WANT???

His greed is SICKENING! We should not allow this degeneracy in the city of New York.

Clearly, he is attempting to pose as a human. For what purpose? DESTRUCTION????

Clearly, he is evil and dangerous. I just KNOW that Spider-Man is behind this. BACK TO THE OCEAN!

-JJJ

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Explain in comments or reblogs for a chance to be quoted in an article -The Interns

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Do you guys think Bucky is gonna run for another congress term? -The Interns

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Either way, we got here 30 minutes early and we are SAT. Popcorn on the company card? Yes please!

Interns here! JJJ sent us on a mission to watch the new Thunderbolts* movie and report back. Should we be making fictionalized movies about real life vigilantes? Does this glorify dangerous actions? Is it all in good fun and entertainment? We'll let you know!

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Interns here! JJJ sent us on a mission to watch the new Thunderbolts* movie and report back. Should we be making fictionalized movies about real life vigilantes? Does this glorify dangerous actions? Is it all in good fun and entertainment? We'll let you know!

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He is 5 apples tall like Hello Kitty 💕💕💕 -The Interns

Uh guys...how big is spiderman supposed to be again?

He's about average height for a man, maybe a little shorter. Easily the size of 3 giant spiders though! -JJJ

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SHOCKING! Spider-man reveals nefarious plot to start backyard dog breeding organization! This must be his intent in obtaining female dogs.

what is the purpose of life

probably getting bitches but you wouldn't know that

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Spider-Man IGNORES LAB SAFETY and contributes to CHEMICAL CONTAMINATION in our waters!

Spidey Super Stories #10 (1975)

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THIEF

Amazing Spider-Man #37

He stole the guy's hat. 😭

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*sees 3 different spidermen 2 spider women and a spider mech rush by.*

Sir is it just me or are the spider people multiplying?

THEY BETTER STOP!!!!!

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Sir.

Local spider monsters are in city. Claim to be underground spider people.

HIS TRUE PLANS ARE REVEALED!!!!!! IT WAS ALL A LONG CON!!!! I KNOW THEY'RE WORKING WITH HIM!!!! -JJJ

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-the interns

What’s your opinion on Caesar

WHY WOULD I CARE ABOUT ANCIENT ROME IN A TIME LIKE THIS???? THERE ARE MORE PRESSING MATTERS AT HAND: THE WALL CRAWLING MENACE!!!!!-JJJ

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JJJ doesn't think about the roman empire because JJJ's roman empire is Spider-man.