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Hey can a ninja throw a star?
SHUR-HE-CAN
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Dm: u make it to town without any other problems and see a tavern on ur left town hall three buildings down on the right an some small businesses imbtween a few the two. The town is mostly empty due to the rain but the tavern looks very lively and take shelter there.
somebody play dungeons and dragons with me
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We hit 4221 followers in 6 months
My goal is 4000 by next year
We have 3694 people starting on 1-1-2018 and boi do I feel good bout that
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I’m very glad to hear that hope it brightened your day
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Owls
..owls who?..
YEAH THEY DO!
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Boss: ok so you know how to use the computer spread sheets right.
Me: you can say I excel
Boss: was that a Microsoft joke?
Me: word
#jokes#terrible puns#daily jokes#puns#bad jokes#joke of the day#morning post#funny jokes#jokeoftheday#out of puns#bad puns#work puns#work jokes
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Hmm now that’s a toughie I’d have to say....
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Funny story I was in the middle of one of my shifts at work and I told this to my coworker to see if it was worth posting the smile and laughter I got back convinced me that some of u might like it.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Owls
..owls who?..
YEAH THEY DO!
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U ok friend?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Owls
..owls who?..
YEAH THEY DO!
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They knows
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Owls
..owls who?..
YEAH THEY DO!
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My goal is 4000 by next year
We have 3694 people starting on 1-1-2018 and boi do I feel good bout that
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Owls
..owls who?..
YEAH THEY DO!
#dad jokes#joke of the day#terrible jokes#daily jokes#funny jokes#jokeoftheday#jokes#bad puns#bad jokes#all the puns#pun jokes#puns#out of puns#bird puns#i love puns#owls#i missed yall
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Found this gem
THE GREAT BIG 2018 NEW YEAR’S PICTURE

It’s that time of year again! And by that, I mean the beginning of time in a new year. Uh… yeah. Well! Get yourself some tunes (beware of Mario Odyssey spoilers in the recommended section!), a drink, and whatever else you might want, cause here we go!
Keep reading
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So this is off topic around here but does anyone want sun and moon codes for Marshadow and charizard?
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What room does a ghost not need?
A living room!!!
#midnight posts#joke of the day#jokes#bad jokes#dad jokes#halloween jokes#ghost joke#ghost#pun jokes#all the puns#i love puns#puns#terrible puns#bad puns#out of puns#out of jokes#happyhalloween#love u all
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Why did the comedian go to the fabric store? Because he needed new material!
#midday post#joke of the day#dad jokes#terrible jokes#daily jokes#funny jokes#jokes#jokeoftheday#terrible puns#pun jokes#all the puns
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