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Punching them is not enough these days you gotta beat them repeatedly with a crowbar or hit them with your car. Make them scared again, kill the bacteria in our clean waters before it infected everybody

Quick reminder that it's always morally correct to punch nazis.

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I hate being sick but at the same time I have fucking emetophilia. My body is so stupid it just wants the odd fetish serotonin like- only vomit, no pain.

I fuckin wished it worked like that.

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I keep coming across a lot of these fanboys/fangirls in the Eltingville fandom that have maschalagnia and-or mysophilia which makes so much sense.

Pete would have to fight me off everyday if I was his boyfriend. I would keep trying to claw my way into his sweaty armpit. LET. ME. IN.

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I love Selena Quintanilla a lot but Jerry's autistic ass beedi beedi stem/tick makes it VERY hard to listen to Bidi Bidi Bombom.

(I am too having the autism its not your fault Stokes 😞)

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I honestly think that Josh Levy would absolutely be against AI because I bet this boy has an irrational fear of artificial intelligence after watching all those sci-fi horror movies he would have entire arguments based around the banning of AI because he watched like Futureworld (1976) seven times or so

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HELLO IM RAT I LIKE ELTINGVILLE PLZ LOVE ME

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PLEASE 😭 I inhaled my water and it went up my nose

dave

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My doctor put me on stronger medication for this week and then upcoming one so my body was really out of it and I drew this while drugged up

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Back to square one.

My ma's dog got into my plastic hair rollers and I'm using soda cans instead again

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Went on chatib and had a deeper conversation than I thought it would

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John Travolta will never look like the way he did in Pulp Fiction and it makes me irrationally sad

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KYAAAAAAAA

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RAHHH UNSOLICITED DICK PICS

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I doodled Jane Dickey from memory. Content warning I'm not actually an artist

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I could have sworn somewhere on Jane's character sheet Dorkin put she was probably even crazier than Bill sooooo...good luck WTE Bill Dickey

The difference between these oml

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As much as I really do love Beetlebabes I can no longer pretend it's the only good ship because I have a high quality crack ship and it's strictly cartoon Beetlejuice (Mr. Beetleman) and gaslighter girl boss Delia because first of all

Why the fuck is she so chill with him showing up all the time? Like she's so happy to see him and be around him, completely ignoring how Charles feels about this "Mr. Beetleman"

Secondly I swear if those two were alone together for too long they would be wanted in at least five different states just saying. They're so dumb it's perfect

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First date idea Eltingville Club edition!!!

The perfect place for your incel since he's a smelly bitch 💕💕