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Talk to the pants, Piper! ’Cause the hands are busy!”

-Leo Valdez

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Percy: *Shoving his face with blue pancakes*

Annabeth: Eat slower! You’ll choke!

Nico: Eat Faster!!

Everyone: 👁👄👁

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Ok I am now really curious about what happened in Albania. Like did Nico’s pants fall down and did everyone see his iconic skeleton underpants? Honestly I think everyone need skeleton underpants. Like that would be very hot.

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“I try not to think, it interferes with being nuts”

- Leo Valdez

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“If your not going to eat it, can I have your Diet Coke can?”

-Grover Underwood, “The Lightning Thief”

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If my life is going to mean anything, I have to live it myself.

-Percy Jackson, The Lightning Thief

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Harry Potter characters=Pjo characters part 2

Snape=Luke (bc they both ended up being hero’s)

Cerberus=Fluffy(for odvious reasons)

Molly=Sally

Leo=Seamus(they both blow stuff up lol)

Kronos=Voldemort

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Harry Potter characters=Pjo characters Part 1

Harry=Percy

Ron=Grover

Hermonie=Annabeth

Fred amd George=Travis and Connor

Dumbledor=Chiron

Argus Filch=Mr. D

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Annabeth: Percy, do you want to go to the library?

Percy: Nope

Annabeth: What?

Percy: I mean, Of course honey, I’ll drive.

Annabeth: Good

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Grover: (Trying bacon for the first time)Holy Zeus! This is almost as good as enchiladas!

Percy: You have been missing out G-man.

Leo:If I share bacon with you, will you share enchiladas?

Grover: Maybe...

Annabeth: Did anyone tell him where bacon comes from?

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With great power...comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later. -Nico Di Angelo

Finally after rereading the pjo series I have found that quote 100% worth it.

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Zoë: How is thou?

Thalia: No, it’s how are you?

Zoë: I am good, but I want to know how thee is.

Thalia: Omg

Zoë: Omg(saying it like a word) hmmmm I wonder what omg means?

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Frank: Percy how do you know when to kiss Annabeth? Like I want to kiss Hazel but I don’t know how.

Percy: Uhhhh idk it just sort of happened.

Frank:

Hazel: (Talking to Annabeth in another room) How did you know when to kiss Percy?

Annabeth: Well, we looked into each others eyes and it was sort of dreamy, and then we kissed and started dating, it was perfect (dreamy sigh)

Hazel: Oh boy...

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Nico: (Attempting to shadow travel)

Annabeth: Percy, I lov.. AHHHHHHHHHHH

Percy: Nico! Get off her!

Annabeth: Oww your sitting on my boob

Nico: Sorry, sorry...

Percy: Nico, that is my job not yours.

Everybody:

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Annabeth: (Trying to give percy a surprise party) Quick someone distract him!

Leo: I’m on it.

Annabeth: Oh boy...

Leo: (Talking to Percy) Have you ever seen a demigod dance?

Percy: What? Do I really need too?

Leo: (Somgong and dancing) Ra ba da ta ya da ta la la Raaaa la.

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17 year old Percy: Are we there yet?

Annabeth: We just left 5 minutes ago.

Percy: That was 5 hours ago.

Annabeth: Wtf Percy...

Percy:...

Annabeth: You’re lucky I love you.

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Leo: I wan enchiladas.

Grover: Too bad, they are mine.

Leo: But I want some! Didn’t you learn to share in preschool?

Grover: I am literally a goat, do you think I went to preschool? And even if I did do you really think I would share?

Leo: