#coach hedge

[catcacophony]

whoa buddy

[lizzybugg]

I’m reading my baby sister The Mark of Athena right now. And she has absolutely no idea what is in store for Percy and Annabeth at the end of this book. She’s used to the “happy endings” I’ve been feeding her over the past year and a half with Uncle Rick’s books. I will be sure to report her reaction when we have finished.

[lilsillustration]

Hera cooked together the most random friendship group in history

[nicodiangelo-we-stan]

I’ve made ten of these but I have these I’ve never posted due to being either ooc or space issues so…here! last post of these!

[blueberrycasanova]

i want a book where its the heroes of olympus but instead of what we actually got, i want the behind the scenes where we can see that the 7+nico are actually behaving like the little adhd shits they are because there's no way there are 8 teenagers on a ship and no chaos. i want to see that chaos.

[artofkelseywooley]

As happy as I am to be seeing sweetheart Grover on screen, the unhinged, badass Coach Hedge will always be my favorite satyr of the series.xD I doubt we'll see the him, but fingers crossed for maybe a little cameo.

[theprinceofdarknesssquad]

Nico: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Reyna does? I mean, what if she jumped off a cliff? Coach Hedge: If Reyna were to jump off a cliff, she would’ve done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Reyna jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff. Nico: You jump off a cliff! Coach Hedge: Gladly. Provided Reyna did first.

[periwinklepanic]

and what if I said Jason would’ve preferred to be buried at Camp Half-Bood what then

[little2nerdy]

kind of a follow up to my own post but i had a flashback to my sister trying to convince my mom to let her get a tattoo at 16 because i had a few and i just thought about estelle who thinks percy is so cool, trying to convince sally and paul to let her get a tattoo at 16/17 because percy had his SPQR tattoo when he was that age and them having to try and figure out how to explain why she can’t

[sophiejacksonchase]

The seven imprisoned with blocked mouths:

Percy:hmm?

Jason: hmmm…

Piper: hmm! hmm, hmmmm!

Hazel: hmm: hmmm, hmmm, hmmm.

Frank: hmmm.

Leo: hm-m-m-m-m-m!!

Annabeth: hmmmm… hm!

*Attack*

Some monster/random enemy before dying: what the fuck just happened?

[darkstarknight03]

Just realized it's totally possible that Grover got his appreciation for war from one Gleeson Hedge.

[devils-little-sista]

Mrs. O’Leary’s parents are Percy and Nico. Percy and Nico are Divorced. They both wanted full custody of her but the judges (Chiron and Annabeth and Grover and Will and Coach Hedge and Daedalus-yes Nico summoned his ghost for the custody trial-) all voted for them to split custody of Mrs. O’Leary 50/50.

Percy and Nico trade her off in the McDonald’s parking lot every Friday like all split up parents do (I know this from experience I was the kid). This weekly meet up often spurs arguments about how Mrs. O’Leary is raised. They try to keep these arguments hushed and quiet so Mrs. O’Leary won’t get stressed out. She hears them anyway because hell hounds have supper hearing. She hears every word. But she appreciates that they are being calm and mature with these arguments.

Annabeths the cool stepmom. Wills the responsible stepdad. Chiron and Daedalus and Sally and Paul and Hades and Persephone are the grandparents. Grover’s the sweet wholesome uncle. Hedge is the playful scrappy uncle. Percy and Nico are her parents.

Once a month Percy and Nico both spend a weekend with her in a secluded park or in the woods. They agree to no arguments during these weekends. These two days are about Mrs. O’Leary seeing her parents get along despite their differences and both bonding and playing with her as a family. Sometimes the stepparents or grandparents or uncles will join them. Mrs. O’Leary loves these days and cherishes the memories of her parents hanging out together and playing with her.

Edit: I am so sorry I totally forgot about Beckendorf and Silena. They’re the favorite cool older cousins that babysit every other weekend. And yes they come along on the retreat in the woods to play with her.

[narcissusinamirrormaze]

Frank: and what do we say when we feel like this?

Hazel: I deserve this

Leo: more expresso, less depresso

Hedge: more beers, less tears

Piper: my illness is chronic but my tits are iconic

Annabeth: add to chart

Percy: mood

Nico: I’ll just stick that in with all my other smouldering resentments

Jason: that’s the senate for you

Will: time to get a new tattoo

Frank, softly: no

[aroaceleovaldez]

anybody else remember those youtube TOA trailers for The Hidden Oracle and The Burning Maze or is it just me

like. Coach Hedge has an official actor? there's an entire series of videos of this? there's ones of Apollo too but of him being lame? these just exist and the fandom just collectively ignores them

[yonemurishiroku]

Headcanon Nico’s powers became self-detrimental bc of Nyx.

So. The thing is, Nico only started fading after he’d shadow travelled Coach Hedge, Reyna, and the Athena Parthenos across the ocean. In PJO, on the other hand, he was able to utilize his powers pretty well without passing out etc.

So what’s the problem? The problem is, that’s too many passengers.

And Nyx adores Nico enough to watch him jump through the shadows like a bunny, but the sentiment doesn’t extend to the hitch-hikers. Especially the Athena Parthenos, I think. LMAO Nyx would despise the Olympians.

Nyx is the Primordial of Night and wife to Erebus. What if she has the power to govern the the darkness? The shadows that Nico travels through? And she’s been lenient just bc she tolerates him, but the limit’s been crossed when Nico took too many non-darkness dwellers with him through her darkness?

And now Nyx’s pissed. Jealous, a little. So she wants him back. She wants Nico fully in the darkness that she holds.

So she pulls him in.

[arxiste]

Coach Hedge: Hey Valdez! Truth or dare?

Leo: *takes off goggles* Uhh what?

Coach Hedge: You going deaf on me? Truth or dare?

Leo: truth I guess

Coach Hedge: How many hours have you slept this week?

Leo: ….dare

Coach Hedge: Go to sleep.

Leo: I don’t like this game.