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It's been a while.

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I'm bored. Reblog this post and I'll randomly ship you with someone else who also reblogged it.

(For legal reasons you must be 18+)

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I'd have to say Glacier freeze Gatorade and spicy nacho Doritos.

No pressure tags: @incorrectbatfam @fandomnerd9602 @luxthestrange

hi I’m blasphemous and bored so let’s make a tag game.

you know how Jesus is represented by wine and those communion wafers? (Or bread and water iykyk) Yeah so the question is what you’d be represented by.

I’ll start, I’m a Baja blast and a Ritz cracker.

no pressure tags:

@popcorn-plots @the-mountain-flower @brightoleander @shakespeare-official-account @bluejayscrying @yeah-decisions @salidqueen @theseus-bro @batfam-stuff-posts-0 @spacetimeaccordionfolder and anyone else who wants to join :)

:)

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I do not believe Helen Keller was real. How did she land a plane with no assistance?!

Reblog this post to ask mutuals to tell you their weirdest theory about u

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👁👄👁

We're both watching you.

Wdym mutuals???

Oh

Well, this is very spooky

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@garpen

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OMG OMG OMG! IM FREAKING OUT!

IM NOT WORTHY🛐

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I gotta admit, I was NOT expecting happiness to be that low.

Alr slay

Link here if you wanna take it

Tags ig: @nuncscioquidsitamor-14 @fizzywashere87 @did-i-mention-the-shirt @turtles-hurtles-with-gurtles

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Batfamily incorrect quotes #2

Jason: Why do you always answer the Batcomputer with a dramatic pause?

Bruce: It adds to the effect.

Duke: And here I thought it was just to scare us.

Damian: Father, I need a new suit.

Bruce: What’s wrong with the old one?

Damian: The pockets are too small for all my rage.

Barbara: Bruce, why don’t you ever let us have pizza in the Batcave?

Bruce: Because it’s a place of serious work.

Steph: So you’re saying there’s no room for pizza in serious work?

Bruce: Exactly.

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Ok everybody I may have goofed. It would actually be part 4 not 5.

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Batfamily incorrect quotes #1

Dick: Bruce, why don't you ever smile?

Bruce: I do smile.

Tim: No, Bruce, that's just your resting Bat-face.

Jason: If I ever disappear, I'm just probably around doing something I shouldn't be doing.

Alfred: Like helping someone in need?

Jason: No, like committing a crime.

Damian: I have never been more offended in my life.

Steph: You've been more offended by literally everything ever.

Damian: I know, it's a new record.

Barbara: Why do you always wear black?

Bruce: It's my favorite color.

Barbara: It's not even a color!

Bruce: Exactly.

Cass: You should apologize.

Jason: Why? It wasn't my fault.

Cass: Because you're taller and they can't reach you to punch you.

Bruce: What's the plan?

Dick: There is no plan.

Bruce: Why am I not surprised?

Dick: Because you raised me.

Tim: I don't need sleep. I need answers.

Jason: You need sleep. That's why you're looking for answers in the fridge.

Bruce: We need to be stealthy. Like ninjas.

Damian: We're wearing capes.

Bruce: Exactly. Ninja capes.

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Chapter 3: A New Era

In the months that followed, Y/N continued to train and live among the Amazons, becoming an integral part of their society. He and Diana grew even closer, their bond evolving into something deeper.

One evening, as they watched the sunset from the palace balcony, Diana turned to Y/N. "You have become more than just a warrior to me, Y/N. You are a friend, an ally... and perhaps something more.

"Y/N took her hand, his heart pounding. "I feel the same way, Diana. You have given me a purpose, a place to belong. And I care for you deeply."

Diana smiled, her heart full. "Then let us face the future together, side by side."

As they stood together, hand in hand, they knew that they were ready for whatever challenges lay ahead. United in their love and their quest for justice, they would forge a new era, a new dawn, for Themyscira and the world beyond.

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Chapter 2: A Test of Strength

The tranquility of Themyscira was soon interrupted by a threat from the outside world. A powerful warlord, Ares' descendant, had risen, seeking to conquer the island and claim its secrets. Diana knew that the Amazons alone might not be enough to fend off this new menace.

"We must prepare for battle," Diana declared, gathering the Amazons and Y/N. "This warlord is not to be underestimated. His forces are vast and merciless."

Y/N stepped forward, determination in his eyes. "I'll fight by your side, Diana. Whatever it takes."

As they trained together, Y/N proved himself to be a formidable warrior, his skills honed by the Amazons' rigorous training. Diana and Y/N shared strategies and planned their defense, their bond growing stronger with each passing day.

On the eve of the battle, Diana and Y/N stood side by side, gazing at the horizon where the warlord's army was approaching. "Whatever happens tomorrow, know that I am honored to fight with you," Y/N said, his voice steady.

Diana nodded, her heart swelling with pride. "Together, we will protect Themyscira."

The next day, the battle raged. The Amazons, led by Diana and Y/N, fought valiantly against the invaders. Y/N's bravery and skill in combat impressed the Amazons, earning their respect and admiration.

At the climax of the battle, Diana faced the warlord in single combat. Y/N fought his way to her side, helping to fend off the warlord's guards. Together, they confronted the warlord, their combined strength overwhelming him.

With the warlord defeated, the remaining invaders fled, and Themyscira was safe once more. The Amazons celebrated their victory, and Y/N was hailed as a hero.

As the celebrations continued, Diana and Y/N found a quiet moment to themselves. "You fought bravely," Diana said, her eyes shining with gratitude. "Themyscira is in your debt."

Y/N shook his head. "I did what needed to be done. And I couldn't have done it without you."

Diana smiled, her heart full. "Together, we are stronger. And together, we will face whatever challenges come our way."As the sun set over Themyscira, Diana and Y/N stood side by side, ready to face the future together, united in their quest for justice and peace.

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Chapter 1: An Unlikely Meeting

The sun began to set over Themyscira, casting a golden hue over the island's lush landscapes. Diana, also known as Wonder Woman, stood on the balcony of the palace, her eyes gazing at the horizon. It had been years since she had last visited her homeland, and she cherished every moment spent among her Amazon sisters.

"Princess, a word?" Hippolyta, her mother and queen of the Amazons, approached her with a gentle smile.

"Of course, Mother," Diana replied, turning to face her.

"I received a message from the outside world. A young man, a warrior, has sought refuge here. He claims he was guided by a vision."

Diana's curiosity was piqued. "A vision?"

"Yes. He says he saw you in his dreams, leading him to Themyscira. I thought it best you meet him."

Diana nodded, intrigued. "Where is he now?"

"In the healing quarters. He was injured when he arrived."

Without another word, Diana made her way to the healing quarters. As she entered, she saw a man lying on a bed, bandaged and resting. He appeared to be in his late twenties, with dark hair and a strong build. His eyes fluttered open as she approached."You must be Diana," he said weakly, a faint smile playing on his lips."And you must be the warrior who followed a vision," Diana replied, her voice soft yet authoritative. "What is your name?"

"Y/N," he answered. "Y/N L/N. I had a dream about you, guiding me here. I felt compelled to find you."

Diana's eyes softened. "Rest now, Y/N. We will speak more when you are stronger."

Over the next few days, Y/N regained his strength, with Diana visiting him regularly. They spoke of his journey, his vision, and the battles he had fought. Y/N explained that he had been a soldier, but after a traumatic event, he began having vivid dreams of Diana and Themyscira.

"I don't understand why I'm here," Y/N confessed one evening as they walked along the beach. "But I know I was meant to find you."

"Perhaps the gods have a purpose for you," Diana mused. "Themyscira has always been a place of refuge and healing. Maybe you were brought here to find peace."

As the days turned into weeks, Y/N trained alongside the Amazons, learning their ways and adapting to their customs. He and Diana grew closer, their bond deepening with each shared experience. Y/N admired Diana's strength, wisdom, and compassion, while she was drawn to his resilience and determination.

One night, as they sat by a campfire, Y/N turned to Diana. "Thank you for everything, Diana. You've given me hope and a new purpose."Diana smiled, placing a hand on his shoulder.

"You are a brave warrior, Y/N. Themyscira is fortunate to have you."

As the stars twinkled above them, Diana felt a new sense of hope. She knew that whatever challenges lay ahead, she would face them with Y/N by her side. Together, they would forge a new dawn, united in their quest for justice and peace.

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Reader is Clint's oldest son who is trained by Natasha while Clint was Ronin during the 5 years. Y/n and Kate meet during the 5 years and y/n ask her out and that how their relationship started. Y/n still has hard feelings when Clint left him.

● you and Kate were 16 when you met 

● your mom and three younger siblings had disappeared in the blip

● leaving just you and your father Clint

● Clint had gone on a rampage in his grief leaving you behind in Natasha's care

● Natasha trained you while having you attend a high school in New York

● that's where you met Kate

● you guys fell hard for each other

● it wasn't until a couple months later you took her home to meet Natasha and told her who you really were

● you pretended like Clint had also blipped which is why you were with your aunt Natasha 

● Kate definitely fangirled over Natasha and suddenly your fighting skills made a whole lot more sense 

● like a lot of people you were struggling to cope with your loved ones vanishing but you also had the added stress of your father who didn't blip just straight up abandoning you and only calling you once every few months to tell you he was still alive 

● and your girlfriend constantly talking about how cool Clint was and how he was the best avenger didn't help

● so you got into a lot of fights at school over the pettiest things

● eventually you hit your breaking point and told Kate the truth about your dad 

● and how hurt you were that he left you

● Kate stopped talking about him then 

● you were 21 when your family came back 

● and even though Clint came back into the picture too you still had some resentment towards him

● but you did your best to not let that show with your siblings around who still thought he was the greatest dad 

● and now you were grieving over the loss of your aunt Natasha who took care of you in the hardest years of your life 

● you didn't let Kate meet Clint or the rest of your family 

● you guys were nearing the end of college so you always made up some excuse for why she couldn't meet them 

● unfortunately Kate met Clint on her own

● Clint and your siblings were visiting you in the city before the holiday when the whole Kate finding the ronin costume fiasco happened 

● Kate told Clint they were going to her boyfriend Y/N's apartment 

● "funny, that's my oldest son's name" 

● "haha yeah… super funny…" 

● when they show up at your door you were not happy to see your dad

● "whatever this is I want no part of it" 

● "Oh come on Y/N! It's your dad!" 

● Kate and Lucky are eating whatever food they could find in your fridge while you and Clint just stared at each other 

● "if you have something to say Y/N just say it" 

● "you left me for 5 years I have nothing to say to you" 

● "well you're girlfriend got herself into some serious trouble so you're gonna have to at least tolerate me" 

● "I'll tolerate you until this is over and then I'll go back to pretending to only like you around mom, Cooper, Lila and Nathaniel" 

● Kate happily "this is a good start guys"