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bruh moment

i misplaced my glasses and I don’t know where they are. I have a face mask on so i cant even have a worried expression but instead i have a dead expression on my face while i mentally scream trying to find my glasses

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Why do some vampires live in big mansions alone. I'll understand if they're antisocial but that will even drive ME insane. Just imagine a single mother breaking inside a vampire's mansion with their child and the vampire is just like:

Vampire: You dare break into my mansion?!

Mother: I'm so sorry. P-Please, I heard this place was empty. Me and my son got kicked out and we have no where else to go!

Vampire: I- Wait. Where's your husband.

Mother: He was the one who kicked us out.

Vampire: what the fuck. My bad, stay here as long as you want to. It's been getting lonely around here lately

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oh- to be a cute anime girl that talks to the main character ONCE and never get spoken to again💫

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Yo, if Bakugo was real and sat beside me in class, I would probably be intimidated by him. Screaming and threatening to fight- I would be squirming in my seat. Don’t know maybe he might be a lil nice

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I dont know, there's something about Bakugo that makes me want to punch his face. Like really hard. He'll probably blast me after but seems worth it ngl

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Is there a pill that can knock me out so i can have a regular sleep schedule? Im suffering with my current sleep schedule please

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I hate the fact that with friends (that i barely have) i pretend I don't care about some of the things they do. Im not saying I don't care about their feelings, im saying that i pretend i dont care that they're fine with leaving me.

I don't want to seem clingly, annoying, etc. I want to seem calm or smth. This is an annoying thing I have, and im trying to fix it, but it's difficult. Very difficult.

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Oh my god imagine the MC saying that they also read and Satan is just like:

Satan: "Oh? You read too? What books do you read?"

MC: "Oh uh.. Well.."

Then MC screams inside her mind bc the majority of the books they read is fanfiction lmaoo

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When quarantine is over and then school opens. I feel like I would want to talk to some people, but at the same time i think I won't have that same self-control that I used to have in the classroom.

Might punch the first person who won't shut up, don't know lol

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Simeon with those shoulders exposed-- i think i get why schools want girls to hide their shoulders..

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You know two people that would probably get along? Jumin Han and Satan. Furries man.

Im sorry jumin han sir forlegalreasonsthisisajoke-

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Uhmm baking with Luke??? Oh god yes please thank you.

Also! He'll totally small like baked goods, don't even try to tell me he doesn't.

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I bet Luke from Obey Me has VERY soft skin and his hair is just so fluffy. I want to hug him and drown all my negative feelings away with his softness