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Overview:
Imagine- Gushers but cheese, introducing…
Cheazy Squirtz: "American cheese" textured nuggets with a creamy "velveeta" like filling.
Flavor is described to be somewhere between cheetos and cheese Whiz.
A non-perishable product that comes in a chip bag, contains no dairy or eggs. Vegan.
Hypoallergenic!
Non toxic enough to be legally sold as edible.
The “Nuggets” are squarish with the dimensions of about 7/8" by 7/8" by. 1/2" or about the size of a fruit snack or Gusher. A bright “cold” yellow in color. (Yellow with a little blue) filling is slightly darker than the outside (as if more concentrated).
The Nuggets remarkably do not stick together, despite their slightly tacky texture.
Packaging/marketing information:
Front
Package depicts a cheezy bowl of the snack and one of them it cut in half allowing the cheezy goo to spell out “Cheazy Squirtz” in a dripping font
“The cheaztastic flavor of tomorrow”
Cheaz Flavor
Back
Serving size 12-16 nuggets.
contains no dairy or eggs. Preservative free. fat free. Peanut and tree nut free. Gluten-free. Gelatin free. Sugar free. Vegan. No artificial colors or dyes. Latex free.
Contains a natural ingredient.
A cheese inspired food-like snack alternative.
A product of Industrial Manufacturing Incorporated. (IMI)
Industrial Manufacturing Incorporated:
IMI’s first product available to the public outside of the corporate sector- Cheazy Squirtz.
IMI mainly produces rubber gaskets, piston heads and their patented hydraulic fluid, among other chemicals and industrial components.
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