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why did they make cas hungry for burgers in the famine episode like he wasn’t famished for deans cookie

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meme

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do you think every election destiel will still be brought up? like 50 years from now us old ass mofos are going to be on tumblr talking abt the ancient love of dean and cas and the significance of nov 5th

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Stop this is so funny

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Fanfic so funny because if you read enough of it, eventually you have a hard time differentiating between what’s canon and whats fanfic.

Like what you mean they didn’t kiss and fuck freaky as hell in canon.

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thinking about how the only time bobby and cas interact in season four is when he knocks him out cold to talk to dean alone. and the next time bobby sees him, cas is powerless and just comes to steal dean's necklace in a weird interaction that had to be filmed close-up because dean and cas are just inches from each other's face. the next time is an offscreen interaction where he just gets dean's address from bobby and probably left immediately after. combine this with the fact that bobby knew dean had a male siren the season before (and tried to be supportive) and let cas be in the family photo a few episodes later, there is a nonzero chance bobby singer was the first destiel shipper.

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castiel definitely fantasises about john winchester being in hell and rotating on the rack like a rotisserie chicken whenever dean talks abt his childhood

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there is nothing better than when the supernatural fandom gets a contact high from other gay news on television we all wake up ravening for our revenge like sweeney todd being reunited with his razors

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“dean who immediately started weaponizing his sexuality the moment he came out” is my new favourite variant of dean

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wait you can kiss a guy without going to superhell?

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this is why network is so important, networks loveeeeeee censorship.

abc did in four episodes what the cw couldn’t do in 15 seasons

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#dean was gonna confess first truthing

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somethin a lil fruity happens and we’re all just collectively like what abt dean winchester and i love that for us

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ALSO. the destiel language barrier is so sweet. bc Dean communicates in these abstract referential little circles that Cas can't quite parse. The Michael sword is saying incomprehensible riddles again. but Cas is SO charmed by it that he starts studying it and experimenting with it and trying to meet Dean on his level. and his butchering of idioms is played for laughs but he's mimicking Dean's linguistic patterns as a way of getting closer to him. because he loves him <3

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‘destiel is queerbait’ ‘destiel is canon and therefore not queerbait’

wrong. destiel defies regular definitions of canon and queerbait and in fact it’s both because of the sheer chaos going on in that writers room,, like one writer was doing heartfelt canon destiel, another one was only doing destiel for the bit, another one was doing queerbait destiel, another one was doing unrequited destiel, another one was actively trying to undermine someone else’s work and view of the pairing, and I could go on

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#The destiel confession scene but it's just text posts from this day because I still can't believe this was real