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trope i really like is self-loathing characters desperate for the catharsis of punishment for frankly rather selfish reasons who r also obsessed with repeatedly pressing others into hating them and hurting them as essentially a method of self harm. yes baby continue making it worse for urself and everybody around u instead of doing an actually productive and effective journey of improvement and redemption

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"It's not often I get to see you sweat" implies that Chuuya normally would do the grunt work, even if he could refuse to spite Dazai. But he's not this time, meaning Dazai insisted on pulling out Fyodor's body himself, probably in case Fyodor's ability was still active (which they thought was touch-based at the time) and affected Chuuya. So really Dazai's working all this sweat on his own because he's being protective.

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The dynamic between Dazai and Akutagawa makes me ILL oh god he's been kicked and abused to hell and back and he'd still lay his life in Dazai's hands without hesitation just to be worthy

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dean, trying to put together a random ikea furniture piece sam picked out for the bunker that cas will inevitably destroy because he clips through the furniture and it messes with his "angel mojo":

castiel, in the process of smiting the ikea oven sam bought last night because it beeped at him funny:

sam, on the ikea website spending another 500$ on fake plants and bathroom appliances for the third time that week:

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do you think people in the hannibal universe were intimidated out of serial killing by how much thought and care was put into all of the big serial killer's serial killing. like yeah man i'd loveee to get into serial killing but i don't have access to the facilities where i can flay someone alive and make roses with their skin unfortunately :/ also i have a day job :/ if i was a serial killer in the hannibal universe i'd get imposter syndrome while reading articles about other killers like fuckkkkkkk man he sewed them together in a grain silo to look like a giant fucking gradient when viewed from above. why do i even try this shit. and i'd cry myself to sleep every night

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I think we should talk more about:

When they were discussing Chesapeake Ripper’s motives for killing.

Because it was probably the first time in Hannibal’s life when he told someone why he kills? That must have been such an important and intimate moment for him.

This is also right after he realises how much he enjoys Will’s company and how much he misses him when he is not around.

Oh god.

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Tbh the older i get the less sexual i see destiel like yes they can make love but i feel like once dean finally settles and finds a cozy lifestyle he doesn’t feel the need for crazy rough sex anymore. To me, dean’s sexuality was always because of his lack of emotional connection with everyone in his life. Which is why he’s always throwing himself at any woman that gives him the time of day. He craves connection but he knows the only way he can get it as a hunter is to have one-night stands. So when he finally does settle down and meets someone who is attracted to him because of his soul and his inner beauty, he doesn’t want to ravage. He wants love and warmth. And castiel’s first experience with sex, (or sex with dean if you’re being canon-compliant) is something more human and soft, unlike how most of his angel brothers and sisters are bold and rough (in terms of personality). So, though i do like the concept of them craving each other so bad that they destroy the bed, i so much prefer them being gentle and soft with each other and it being less for sexual desire and more for love.

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Actually the reason why we never saw Bobby and John interact is because Bobby would’ve beat the shit out of John on the spot.

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I fear I've made a full circle yet again. It's so embarrassing when my friends can see I'm active on tumblr again it's like ooooh look the dumb of ass has found a new source of dopamine for a month or two!

any time i think i might finally get some semblance of normalcy, fandoms emerge from some dark corner, grip me by the throat and drag me right back in

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"you can't ship those characters they tried to kill each other!" sounds like someone can't appreciate the inherent eroticism of violence 🙄

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"Can't two guys be just friends?" If they stop looking at each other like that then sure

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sometimes a piece of media just! grabs you by the throat and says, "hey buddy! I'm gonna irrevocably alter your brain chemistry now! have fun with that!!"

and then you just ! gotta deal with that ! you guess !!

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any time i think i might finally get some semblance of normalcy, fandoms emerge from some dark corner, grip me by the throat and drag me right back in

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Hannibal finding Will's first gray hair and getting emotional because he got to grow old with his soulmate STOP IT RIGHT NOW I CAN'T DEAL