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he doesn’t know gay people exist (he’s only three)

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“My pineapple looks like shit!”

Mike tried his best…

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How it feels when a Byler hater unexpectedly enters the tag

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People on TikTok: Haha the intrusive thoughts won! I bought that ticket! Dyed my hair, cut my bangs 🤪 I had an intrusive thought! I'm going to get a tattoo. <3

Me: THERE'S A FLY IN MY HEAD, IT CRAWLED IN AND IS IN MY HEAD. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE A STOKE, SMILE SMILE AND CHECK! YOU ARE GOING TO BE RAPED, SCRATCH THAT, YOU ARE GOING TO RAPE SOMEBODY. LOCK YOURSELF UP! YOU ARE A DANGER TO PEOPLE. YOUR MUM IS GOING TO DIE, YOU ARE GOING TO KILL HER WHILE YOU'RE SLEEPING.

People on Tiktok: I'm so OCD haha, I need my house clean 😩 or I get stressed 😅 I line all my shoes up perfectly 💞 I like having my clothing colour co-ordinated.

Me: YOU ARE GOING TO GET FAT, IF YOU DON'T DO 92 SQUATS RIGHT NOW. CLOSE THE DOOR TWICE, NO...WHAT IF YOU DID IT THREE TIMES? GO FOR FOUR! FOUR ISNT RIGHT, WE GOTTA DO TWELVE. YOUR FAMILY WILL DIE IF YOU DON'T. THAT PHONE CANNOT BE THERE. MOVE IT! MOVE IT OR DIE! DO EVERYTHING TWICE. IF YOU DON'T SAY THE WORD 'YOLO' OUT LOUD, RIGHT NOW, FEAR MY WRATH. YOU SPELT THAT WORD WRONG, DELETE EVERYTHING, ONLY SEND THAT MESSAGE WHEN EVERYTHING WAS SPELT CORRECTLY THE FIRST TIME.

People on Tiktok: If you get worried around a crowd of strangers, you might have anxiety! I have anxiety, I hate public speaking! 🙃 I get so worried when I talk to my doctor.

Me: I HAVE AIDS. I AM PREGNANT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE ONLY HAVE SEX WITH WOMEN? WHAT IF THEY FUCKED A MAN BEFORE YOU AND HIS STUFF MADE YOU PREGNANT. WHAT IF YOU WERE RAPED IN YOUR SLEEP? YOU HAVE A HEART CONDITION, YOU ARE HAVING A HEART ATTACK. CALL AN AMBULANCE! DO IT! WHY DID YOU DO THAT? AN AMBULANCE? YOU COULD BE THE REASON SOMEBODY DIES TODAY. CANCEL THE AMBULANCE!

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I'm literally a witch

Or a stereotypical vampire sleeping in a coffin

A fairy dancing naked in the woods

A wizard with a dark blue cloak dotted in stars

A stag that looks up before you shoot it

A man who pushes the knife deeper into himself

A woman burning alight on a pyre she made

A girl knitting a multicoloured blanket

A boy picking worms out of the dirt

Yeah thats probably a good description of myself.

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Rip Will and Max you would've loved going into ikea showrooms and pretending to be in a crumbling marriage

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WE NEED AN IN DEPTH MIKE SOLO SCENE. I think if we see what's actually going on in that head of his, it would make all his previous (annoying) actions make sense. The duffers need to make Mike likable again. But to do that, there needs to be an explanation as to why he's been such a dick. I don't think 'internalised homophobia' or 'he's gay' is enough. We need atleast a paragraph on what the fuck he was thinking in s3 and s4.

I’m as excited for loverslakegate as everyone is else, believe me. 

However, I want Mike to be deathly afraid of the water and have to push through that fear to save Will.  The trauma from 1) seeing Will’s body pulled out of water and 2) almost committing off the quarry needs to be addressed. 

I need Mike to have a whole freak out moment before snapping himself out of it in a moment of pure fear and desperation. 

Please.

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Teens are confused as to who they are. Kinning, Myers Briggs, Ennegram Types, very specific pride flags, very specific neopronouns, Hogwarts Houses, Percy Jackson camps...

Who am I? How to explain it exactly to the people around me? There is nothing wrong with wanting to be known, and wanting to be understood.

Teens want to be understood more than anyone, by the people around them, and by themselves.

Self discovery is made easier with definition. There comes a time where labels can be shed, where you do not need to explain every fiber of your being anymore. Where you can just be.

But, in the meantime, allow people to have their labels. Let them feel comfort in feeling known. Let them hold on to something, be that a word or a picture. For they deserve that. They do not deserved to be judged for that.

do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be

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Nobody talks about the intense loss you get when you lose an obsession and have nothing to replace it. Like what do you mean my passion for this is gone? Is this what normal people feel like everyday? Like an empty void that only casually enjoys media? Where do I put my love, if not into something permanent? A person? Yeah fuck that.

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Songs I love right now because I'm a randy emo gal.

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Idc call me crazy but I love Eleven too much for her to be subject to bad boyfriend Mike. Because he is a bad boyfriend to her and I stand by that.

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will really said "freddie lounds... needed to burn," with a malicious look in his eye while standing over her dead body and jack just went "okay ❤️" " yay ❤️"

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RIP Kim Woodburn, RIP legend.

Hope her and the Vivienne are laughing and drinking Gin and Tonic in Heaven ❤️❤️

I'll never forget the absolute fuckery that was that Celeb Big Brother season. My queen rose above it all and spoke her mind

If she taught us all anything that is to persist, speak up and advocate for yourself, accept people around you, and never, NEVER, give into bullies.