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Crash

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What happens after the events in the Purge movies? I like to think that the groups we see surviving together form brunch groups. Until they realize their only thing in common is not dying. Then they avoid each other until the next purge saying they’d rather kill themselves than run into them again.

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The new 3D Doritos are just Bugles that you can’t wear on your fingers to pretend to be a spooky witch.

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i fucking cannot believe that the zodiac killer has literally just reappeared in the form of his gay little coded messages just to specifically make sure he is no longer associated with Ted Cruz. like buddy i wouldn't want to be either but..... uno everyone's just gonna double down on it now right?

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An Instagram meme page has raised over a million for Planned Parenthood in Rush Limbaugh’s name. The ultimate fuck you to a massive asshole who won’t be missed.

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My middle school made gum in science class once and it was this flavor, so I can never order those pancakes. Reminds me of that nasty gum

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Bert and Ernie are a subtle American satire. Open your eyes sheeple.

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Tumblr is finally out of their awkward pre teen years

big day over here.

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Another promise the left can’t live up to

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I’m pretty skeptical of this