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as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands

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jackantonoff: rep forever guilt free listening!

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wow she really doesn’t have to fixate on her past anymore for the first time in god knows how many years

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hey i'm 100% sure bail organa would jump out of the last floor of aldera's palace seeing his princess daughter kissing a scoundrel like han solo but i'm also 100% sure he would've loved han instantly after seeing han kissing, smiling, listening and protecting his baby girl like this, bail organa loves his daughter and cares more about his daughter's happiness and well being more than he could desaprove han solo

he would also laught his lungs out at watching han flip leia like she's a feather

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Shocking! This Beautiful Man Fucked His Way into the Alderaanian Royal Family After His Smuggling Career Failed!

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“Not bad for a little fur-ball, there’s only one left.”

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guys like 

do you ever think about leia organa who was a princess from nine months and a spy since thirteen and a soldier since nineteen and then fell irrevocably in love with the first person who said “yeah, sure, rebellion or whatever, but what about you?”

because I think about that a lot.

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Long story short I survived

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Bespin was an immense gas giant located in the vicinity of the Anoat system, in a little-visited sector of the galaxy. Bespin had several moons, and its gaseous mass contained a thin statum of habitable atmosphere. Its layers were a source of rare Tibanna gas, which was harvested and refined in several mining complexes, including Cloud City, an opulant metropolis suspended in the planet’s huge billowing clouds. During the Galactic Civil War, Bespin remained unaffiliated, but that did not prevent the Galactic Empire from garrisoning the planet and seizing Cloud City. However, with the Empire’s defeat at Endor, the gas giant and its prosperous mining colony ended up recovering their freedom.

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Empire Strikes Back + Cinematography 

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HARRISON FORD as Han Solo & MARK HAMILL as Luke Skywalker - STAR WARS EPISODE IV: Return of the Jedi (1983)

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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU IM BACK?? WORST SLEEP THAT IVE EVER HAD

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chatgpt is the coward's way out. if you have a paper due in 40 minutes you should be chugging six energy drinks, blasting frantic circus music so loud you shatter an eardrum, and typing the most dogshit essay mankind has ever seen with your own carpel tunnel laden hands

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DUA LIPA performing at the Radical Optimism Tour in Hamburg (May 19, 2025)

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i want a mysterious source of income