people still wonder why there is so much malpractice in malpractice md which first of all hilarious second of all put yourself in house's shoes
whenever he does his job somewhat malpracticionless it's like fine blood in urine we get it but as soon as he goes if saw patient in half then no kidney faily he is immediately fucking hounded by the two most beautiful people in the hospital
cuddy and wilson frothing at the mouth begging him not to saw the patient in half and house is just twirling his thin ass hair around his bony finger going I dunno maybe but only if you yell at me some more babe I'd be infecting everyone with malaria if that meant cuddy could walk sternly at me
walking into Malpractice General to get treatment for my Severe Condition but the dean of medicine and head of diagnostics are busy screaming at each other in the lobby over whether or not meatball tuesdays in the cafeteria should come back
not sure if someone has done this already, but here's a collection of my favorite hugh laurie answers to (mostly the house md) questions from a livejournal q&a in 2009
(you can find the link to these and the rest of his answers archived here)