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The Knight roars before our heroes, the dark fountain gushing in a kaleidoscope of colours

Susie: Yeah? What if I didn’t run away? What if didn’t run, what if I’m not a coward, what if I want them to kill me, what if I want them to try?

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ERAM: I’m coming…

Susie: Who? Who’s coming? Who’s coming? If you’re coming right now, lemme see it! Lemme see you coming! Huh? He? He who is coming? You better come out here! You better come where I am!

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Don’t tell Blaze about Whisper’s cardboard box. She’ll never leave the house.

Whisper was just sitting in her box with her wisps, when it was lifted up someone.

“Tangle, I told you t-“

When she looked up, though, it was not Tangle. It was Blaze who had fire in her eyes.

Whisper gulped, bracing herself for whatever was gonna happen next.

But the cat’s face immediately softened.

“Do you have room for one more?”

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Ralsei: Here, RIGHT HERE, all of your needs will be met-

Susie: I’m hungry!

Ralsei: IN A MINUTE!!!

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Susie: Oh boy, I’ve been invited to the creamery! I love cream! What will I wear, who should I take with me, this is so exciting!

Susie shows up at the cemetery

Susie: Oooohh, I read the wrong… well, at least they let me take grandad home in my cream-tasting pot.

Susie tips her cream-tasting pot and dust pours out… along with a hammer.

Susie: He died as he lived… smelling of cream.

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Susie: Uh, missed a spot.

Berdly: Don’t worry, just a little sodium chloride.

Susie: Uh, no dude, that’s salt.

Berdly: That’s what I said, sodium chloride!

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Ralsei: But, I’m not cute! I’m mighty and formidable!

Susie&Kris: Awwwww!

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Berdly: Any last words, Kris?

Kris: Yes, do you think you could fly off the roller coaster quite suddenly while screaming like a little girl?

Berdly: What?

Berdly is yanked off Kris’ roller coaster by a wire and crashes into multiple objects while screaming like a little girl before exploding

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Spade King: Now let’s see how you Lightners handle the FULL CONCENTRATED POWER OF THE SUN! FIRE!!!

Nothing happens

Spade King: Rouxls, where’s the laser?

Rouxls Kaard: Warminge up, sire.

Spade King: WARMING UP?! The sun is WARMING UP?!

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After Susie and Noelle’s first kiss

Noelle: Oh, crikey…

Susie: I can’t believe I just did that!

Noelle: I can’t believe I just said that! Crikey, seriously?!

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Rouxls: AH HA! GOTTETH THOU LIGHTNERS!

Rouxls fires a net at plastic worm figurines

Rouxls: Gah! Those thinges are so life-like… curseth thou, plasticke moldsman!

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Kris: Alright, fine. I still can’t swim!

Noelle: Kris, you promised!

Kris: They wanted to put me in the beginners class with all the little kids! I can’t be seen with a buncha 5-year-olds! They can be so cruel when they sense weakness.

Susie: That’s why, on the first day, you beat up the biggest one on the yard.

Noelle: Susie, that’s prison.

Susie: Only if you let it be!

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Susie: Eating chalk still in the packet

Noelle: You have to unpack them first, Susie!

Susie: I will eat them WITH or WITHOUT THE SHELL!!!

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Catti: Ugh, Susie could get away with murder!

Alphys: Wh-what’s that? Susie c-committed mu-murder? Well, I c-can’t say I approve, but-but at least she’s trying new things!

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The Lancer Fan Club meeting Jevil for the first time

Ralsei: I don’t wanna be left alone in here with him…

Susie: I don’t wanna be left alone in here with you.

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Noelle: That was the most terrifying experience of my life!

Susie: Yeah, well, at least your soul was going up.

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@incorrectly-quoting-murderdrones has inspired me to start my own one of these

Like their blog, if you wanna have your own quote here submit it instead of asking it, and keep your questions a relative semblance of normal (please)

Hope you enjoy!