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Today years old when I realized the kids from stranger things are technically my parents age 💀
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I’m sorry, but…. he has terminal wittle itty bitty scrumbly little guy syndrome
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If he’s called Red Hood then where tf is his hood huh?????
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Just looked at a little kids pokémon shirt and thought ‘damn I want that’
Then I had to stop and rethink my life a little
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One piece on 1.5x speed becomes 10x funnier
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You cannot tell me that Sakura and Sasuke got together, I don’t give a shit about canon that makes no fucking sense
#naruto#sasuke and sakura#there was no fucking build up at all bro#like sure she had a crush on him before but he never showed an ounce of interest in her#and she had her own character growth that was supposed to be her growing out of that#what the hell man
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Your honor, he is simply a boy. My boy. My little scrumplewrumple
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CONTROVERSIAL TAKE:
My favorite romance trope is two characters who just really love each other
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Delighted to learn that my grandmother was horrified to learn my siblings watched the wiggles because she thought it would turn them gay
#the wiggles#beware the fruit salad it contains homosexual chemicals#probably smth my grandma said idk#lgbtq
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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
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My favorite trope is:
Villain: *proposes stupid ass plan very genuinely
Minion: THAT’S FUCKING BRILLIANT SIR!!!!
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Don’t lie to me. Who else thought she was a boy for a minute?

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Had a dream last night that iron maiden meant when a women falls in love with a guy because all of her other options are lackluster
#iron maiden#i had a dream#I woke up and groggily asked Alexa#for her to tell me it was a midevil torture device#go off queen#you deserve better
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Only real ones know about the supersonic duck squadron
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I’ve been doing this thing where I’ll have music playing on my Alexa
And when adds come up I’ll say “Alexa, I HATE [insert whatever add is playing]”
And she’ll be like sorry can’t help
but I know it’s working bc Spotify only gives me those basic Spotify premium adds now and nothing else
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Asked Alexa for the name of a cool star and she was NOT fucking happy about that shit
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