#obey me quote of the day

[devildomwriter]

“Ah, So THAT’S why Lucifer has a picture of Mammon asleep set as his cell phone background for a while there.”

“That’s a nice story. Those two really do love each other, huh?”

“…You think?”

— Solomon and Satan (Chapter 2-C)

[scarlett-vixen]

*All the brothers entering Lucifer’s study*

Asmo: You wanted to see us Lucifer?

*Lucifer’s chair turns around revealing MC*

MC: Lucifer is no longer with us

Beel, dropping to his knees: HE’S DEAD???? NO! IT SHOULD’VE BEEN ME!!

MC: WHOA! Beel!! Lucifer isn’t dead, he’s on vacation for three days!

Beel, wiping tears away and standing: Thank you for the clarification….

[tsukii0002]

Simeon: Although, judging by these costumes, perhaps a marching band would be more appropriate.

Mc: …

Diavolo: Mc?

Mc: When I was a young boy, my father….

Simeon: Wha-

Mc: Took me into the city to see a marching band~

Diavolo: What a nice father.

Lucifer: I don't think that happened Diavolo.

Mc: *clenching their fists* He said "Son, when you grow up would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned?"

Simeon: Eeem…

Mc: He said: Will you defeat them*motivating themself* Your demons *pointing to Lucifer and the others*, and all the non-believers, the plans that they have made?!!!!

Lucifer: Mc, get down from the table.

Mc: "Because one day, I'll leave you a phantom *putting their hand on their chest* to lead you in the summer~

Barbatos: *smiling* Oh my.

Mc: *falling dramatically to their knees with tears in their eyes* TO JOIN THE BLACK PARADE!!!!!!

Lucifer: *sighing* At least they're motivated.

Simeon: *chuckling*

Barbatos: They seems to take it very seriously.

Diavolo: I knew Mc would be perfect for this role :D.

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It was the first thing I thought of when I started with the event and I have not been able to get it out of my head xd

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[diamonds-place]

Mc: "So today is 4/20, right?"

Luci: "Yes? What about the date?"

Mc: "I feel like I need to say this. Humans refer to the plant as 'The Devil's Lettuce,' is that true?"

Mammon: (spits out water) "WHO TOLD YOU?"

Luci: . . .

Mc: . . .

Luci: "Care to explain?"

Mammon: . . .

Luci: "3. . ."

Mammon: "Fine! . . . it was just a little venture I did in the human world a while ago. I just sold them some dope."

Luci: "And now there's a day for the plant."

Mammon: "What can I say, I'm a great businessman."

Luci: (sigh) "Mammon. . ."

[l3viat8an]

MC: You...seem like a person whose brain doesn't react to women.

Mephisto:……

Mephisto: Are you saying that there is something wrong with my pituitary gland?

MC: Not exactly…

[lyrichi]

[mc is sitting w belphie and satan; anti-lucifer league shenanigans] [[belphie is asleep lol]]

mc sees luci: omg is that lucifer

satan looks up: tch- yeah.

mc pulls out a straw from nowhere:

satan: what are you doing

[mc puts the straw up to their mouth and shoots the gum in their mouth at lucifer, it lands in his hair]

[mc slowly looks over at satan and they make eye contact]

mc: bullseye

[mayonnaise-is-a-drink]

MC: Merry Xmas, Mammon! What do you want for your present this year?

Mammon, panicking internally: Not MC. Not MC. Not MC. Say grimm or something. Right, right. Grimm. Not MC. I totally don't care about-

Mammon, outwardly: You.

[fluffimemes]

[cosmicstarlatte]

[Diavolo cuddling & doting on MC in the open]

Upper Class Demon: How did they end up together!?

Upper Class Demon #2: Well rumors say...

[Flashback]

Diavolo: That's why you're here! To help me build better relationships between the three realms!

MC:

MC: Marry me.

Diavolo:

Diavolo: ...What?

MC: Yeah, you're hot. Wouldn't this be a good start to your goal? 😏

Diavolo (thinking): Silly, smart, cute little thing...mmm...

Diavolo: I accept your proposal!

[suiiseis]

MC: Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a house. A haunted house. A haunted house with 7 demons. And Demons made me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a house. A haunted house. A haunted house with 7 demons. And Demons made me crazy. Lucifer: MC, stop.

[mc-cos-charm]

Mc : my 'mom' told me I can be whatever I wanted ...

Mc , mumbled after being cheerful: also telling me to be someone I'm not

Mc : so I became a problem.

[devildomwriter]

“Oh, wow. All you did was kiss me, and I feel like I’ve died and gone to the Celestial Realm…! I love you, ___… I love you more than anything!”

— Asmodeus to MC (Chapter 19-17)

[1-siracha]

lucifer: mc, what is that website?

mc: it's spinningrat.com

lucifer: ..what is it meant to do?

mc: your meant to watch the rats endlessly spin.

lucifer: ..anything else?

mc: not really, but it's fun u should try it

lucifer: ...

lucifer: i have a life, mc.

bonus:

*barbatos sees mc watching the rats*

barbatos: shoots computer

mc: barb what the FUCK

[tsukii0002]

Diavolo: Well, we should commemorate the union of the three realms *getting dramatic* commemorate that we can all understand each other an that, although we are very different, the things we share are more than we realize.

Mc: Things we share... Don't say more, I have an idea.

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Ah yes, the day of the rulers of Devildom.

It was Mc idea, no proof but no doubt. This will be a recurrent meme for me 💁🏻‍♀️

[snoogkies]

If I were in Obey Me

Me: *flies a drone up the attic stairs and takes a picture of Belphegor for "future reference"*

Lucifer: What the hell are you doing?!

Me: Not going up the stairs.

Lucifer: You—

Me: You didn't say the drone couldn't be up there.

Lucifer:

[l3viat8an]

Satan: Happy Father’s Day! Here, I made a list of all your accomplishments as a father.

Lucifer:….

Lucifer: This is a blank piece of paper.

Satan: 🙂