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Me to a random bird in Dublin about a year ago:

"IN MY NEXT LIFE! IN MY NEXT LIFE, I WILL BE THE BIRD AND YOU THE HUMAN AND THEN IT WILL BE ME, WHO SHITS INTO YOUR CUP OF COFFEE!"

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Decided that it is time for me to get into a relationship and now I don't spend my weekends by rotting in bed anymore. No. Now I spend my weekends by rotting in bed with expectations.

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A friend convinced me to read the Throne of Glass series. Four books later, this is how I view the ending of Heir of Fire.

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Reasons why I want to learn French. From least to most important.

-French belongs to the official languages of my home country.

-I need to learn it, because only then I can go study.

-Depending on what I'm going to study its going to be a major part of it.

-One of my favourite book series has its fan community mostly in France, so I need to learn it to understand all the memes and fanart.

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This is the best thing ever

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

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Me trying to find a job and writing applications: "I'm so afraid of sending them. They're going to say no."

Me getting accepted and offered a job interview: "Omg thats worse!"

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Behold, I have made a meme about the four official languages of Switzerland.

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Read a book with a smut scene with the following sentence: "...as his lips slip down my throat..." As I was unable to imagine something realistic with that, I had then the following picture in my mind:

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Rincewind is a mood

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Me: Where am I?

Demon: You're in hell.

Me: Oh no. What will be my punishment?

Demon: You see this Laprop here. You have to deactivate it, but every time you try to press the off button you will come on the restart button.

Me: Nooooooo

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*Slaps pockets of my trousers* These bad boys can fit in an entire book with poems about cats.

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Was in a bar in Dublin. Saw these doors. Decided to make a meme out of it. Put it on my Instagram. Got only one like. Now I want to see at least 2 likes here on tumblr.

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Someone once told me, that I'm shaped like a Roblox character, but in a good way.

I love grindr images like this, they're so awesome sauced

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Remembering the day where I was reading the last 10 pages of a YA-Book, just for the protagonist and her boyfriend deciding to show me that this book wasn't YA at all.

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Me holding dramatically a balloon in my hand, that is painted like a ghost: "To boo or not to boo. That is the question."