distorted-handkerchiief
distorted-handkerchiief
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distorted-handkerchiief · 4 years ago
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we don't forget pin codes, we just can't differ them from all the other numbers in our head anymore
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distorted-handkerchiief · 5 years ago
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most times you unlock your phone, you don't recall the pin code but the position of the numbers on the keyboard
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distorted-handkerchiief · 5 years ago
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At least for the next year there will always be always one person on earth thinking about Corona.
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distorted-handkerchiief · 6 years ago
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watching someone telling a big lie and knowing it without the person knowing that you are knowing her/his lie gives you a quite comprehensive insight into the person's behaviour and motivations
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distorted-handkerchiief · 6 years ago
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"laugh" and "cough" rhyme because both things can reveal you if you are hiding
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distorted-handkerchiief · 6 years ago
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if you feel like you're in love then you are actually in love
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distorted-handkerchiief · 6 years ago
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we spend an immeasurable amount of time non-existent and then come to live for less than a blink and this time we spend with memorizing vocabulary or numbing our conciousness
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distorted-handkerchiief · 6 years ago
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the age difference between you and another person is always the same unless we are capable of travelling at the speed of light
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distorted-handkerchiief · 6 years ago
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the first person to die probably couldn't imagine death
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distorted-handkerchiief · 6 years ago
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we tend to depict a galactic sci-fi world as the highest stage of development but maybe there is one even higher, that is far beyond our imagination
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distorted-handkerchiief · 6 years ago
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when you are single the imagination of your future partner being somewhere out there and both of you don't knowing each other can be magnificent
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distorted-handkerchiief · 6 years ago
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when was the last time everybody on earth was asleep at the same time?
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distorted-handkerchiief · 6 years ago
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killing the last exemplar of a species is no sin thing because it already can't propagate anymore. killing the last exemplar of a gender of a species is a way bigger sin
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distorted-handkerchiief · 6 years ago
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since most people try to avoid rain, rain doesn't just wash the streets from dirt but also from people
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distorted-handkerchiief · 6 years ago
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laying down on your hard floor without a pillow or blanket and just staring at your ceiling can be so enlighting and depressing at the same time
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distorted-handkerchiief · 6 years ago
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without a nose we couldn't wear glasses
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distorted-handkerchiief · 6 years ago
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If you ever don't know what to do with your life enter the next book shop that has "Finnegans Wake" by James Joyce in the original text, open it on a random page and read the first line that comes to your eye. Now it's time to start interpreting.
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