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Isabelle: The account was full of porn, I think I need to bleach my eyes.

Eren: You’re freaky.

Isabelle: Just asexual.

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Lev: Am I cool or what?

Yaku: What.

Lev: I said, am I cool or-

Yaku: Yeah, I heard you.

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Atsumu: I did a bad thing.

Sakusa: Does it affect me?

Atsumu: No.

Sakusa: Then suffer in silence.

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Chikako(Paris): Tenmon, don't take this the wrong way, but, you're insane.

Yaketsuku: That may well be, but the fact is it wouldn't kill us to meet some new people.

Tenmon: For the record, it could kill us to meet new people. They could be murderers or the carriers of unusual pathogens. And I'm not insane, my mother had me tested.

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Suga: Why are you crying?

Hinata: Because I'm stupid.

Marie-Anne: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.

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Tenmon: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.

Hyun-ki: What???

Tenmon: Is there a point system, or is it just to the death?

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Hyun-ki: What does “take out” mean?

Isabelle: Food.

Chikako(Paris): Dating.

Tenmon: Murder.

Eren: It can mean all three if you’re not a coward.

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Marie-Anne: What's wrong with you?

Tsukishima: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

Marie-Anne:

Marie-Anne, generally concerned: Are you okay?

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Marie-Anne: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.

Marie-Anne, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

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Lev: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.

Yaku: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.

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Hyun-ki: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all?

Tenmon: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

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Daichi: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.

Suga: All I drank was Redbull!

Daichi: How many?

Suga: Eighteen.

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Atsumu: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

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Yaketsuku: That sounds like a terrible plan.

Oikawa: Oh, we've had worse.

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Hinata: Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.

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Chikako(Paris): Whomst’dve consumed my ice juice?

Hyun-ki, to Suga: Should i call an exorcist?

Nishinoya: I hath consumed the ice sauce.

Suga[sighing]: Call the exorcist.

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Tsukishima[sighing]: OK enough about sex positions! Has anyone discovered a reading position that doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes?

Kuroo[without looking up from his book]: If I said my lap would you sit in it?