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Asking because currently I only post to ao3!!!! but I often feel like I'm not reaching as many people as I could??? IDK.

If you see this in the wild, hit me with a response and maybe a reblog so I can figure my life out!

Thanks pals

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starting to suspect that tech bros actually just don’t know what reading is

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Lately I've been seeing stars.

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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Me, driving to the Farmers Market yesterday: *Turns on Mr. Mom by Lonestar*

~ a few minutes later several other 90's/2000s country songs have played ~

My friend, from the passenger seat: What are we listening to?

Me: idk whatever is generating after Mr. Mom.

Friend: I was about to say, girl this is feeling kind of homophobic.

What a way to start pride month.

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I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

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“‘Good night, Spock.’

Spock resisted the temptation. It would ruin his reputation for Vulcan decorum - which was none too secure with this particular Human, in any case - to say ‘Sleep tight.’”

rlly half assed comic based on the quote (idk where its from) but if spock did say sleep tight 😂

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look i know there is a time and place for jokes but honest to god how the fuck did the popular vote go to trump?! the man's a god damn muppet and did the muppets teach us NOTHING?!

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Mr. "Heart of the Cards" over here roasting a guy for not playing with a tournament competitive deck.

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my unpopular opinion is that i hate tiktok because now people just publicly watch loud ass videos in public spaces with no regard for anyone else. 100% it was not this bad with youtube, it’s such a different thing with tiktok. put on headphones. you are grown.

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When I say “I love this artist” I either know 5 of their songs that I play on repeat or I know their entire discography and you just have to guess which one it is

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How irresponsible of you Jupiter

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“Summer Nights” - Grease (1978)