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Gift fic for cheese! (Warning: is cheesy)

Rated Explicit | ~6K words | one-shot/complete

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN, CHEESE 🥰 And biggest thanks to @tansyogg for not only the inspired beta reading but 99% of the puns. If you like puns, especially cheesy ones, thank a Tansy with all your heart 🥰 If you don't like puns, get out of here! You'll be so sad!

CW/Tags:

South Downs Cottage (Good Omens), Anal Sex, Rimming, Temperature Play, specifically with piping hot baked brie in sensitive places, Kitchen Sex, Food Sex, food with sex, food in unsanitary places, come and brie, mentioned sex in other places around the cottage, attempts at dirty cheese talk, Cheese, cheese puns, Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens), ineffable refractory periods, Crowley Has a Penis (Good Omens), Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens), Crowley has a sexy robe, confusing maps, mention of Paul Hollywood, Love, Romantic Fluff

Summary:

That is the question. And the answer to that question (for Crowley) is NO.

Actual Summary:

Aziraphale is wild about brie. Crowley’s not. Aziraphale’s also wild about Crowley. Crowley’s fine with that. Set in the South Downs, post-series.

Read at the AO3!

(tagging @goodomensafterdark like a good goblin! Come tell cheesy jokes with us!)

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the fact that mr darcy looking at elizabeth’s lips and dying to kiss her right after she completely roasted him was not scripted but matthew and keira improvised the almost kiss moment during their audition and the producers lost their minds over it and told them to do it during the official filming of the scene… ugh ICONIC [x]

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the wildlife photographer of the year peoples choice award is always fun

there's a stoat hiding in that last one

source - go check out the rest of the awards too, they're really incredible

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David Tennant: You join the dots!

Good Omens fandom joining the dots:

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Ah these children who always create problems for poor mothers....

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Well, I managed two full days back at work. The first one reasonably productive because it's that time of year to go all out organising a big conference and I like doing that and it's not really my in-house job. Yesterday I spent three quarters of my day on reddit doing nothing at all. Today I didn't get out of bed until midday and I'm not going in because we got a big grant assessment back (this is a nice excuse) and I was waiting on a delivery (of work stuff, because my home address is more reliable than the university stores) and it's alternating between pouring rain and sunshine which is very nice to listen/watch.

I keep waiting to snap back into productive mode. Like, I wad never a happy person, but through all of high school and undergrad, and then through a PhD and postdoc, I was obsessed with my work and that meant I did it well and was super productive which is how I ended up with a permanent academic position. But the last five years have just broken me, it seems. And even though I don't really have any reason to not be that super-productive person anymore (I have had, between covid and massive university restructures and not having working labs or offices for years and years) I just can't quite get back into the rhythm.

I'm also always tired. I should probably start taking vitamins or something. Or forcing myself to eat more fruit and veg. Or see a doctor ffs.

Instead I'm just hoping that when three new students/postdocs join the team in the next couple months that somehow makes things work. Hard to imagine but I have to imagine something.

Anyway, lazy, nothing day again.

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MURDERBOT 1.07 "Complementary Species"

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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Ten hide and seek / peekamoo / cowmooflage favorites.

Links to the original posts:

One / Two & Eight / Three & Ten / Four / Five / Six / Seven / Nine

© Klaas Zwijnenburg

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This.

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Apple TV Murderbot + Text posts

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the apple sketch

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-He wasn't there? -Long story, but… I was there.

GOOD OMENS "The Ball"

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PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005) Dir. Joe Wright

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I always figured Crowley came back with those flowers and chocolates to celebrate the opening of the bookshop. <3 

(A repaint of The Reader in White by Ernest Meissonier.)

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just good old-fashioned smooching on a park bench