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Thomas Hewitt and Bubba Sawyer: What turns them on? (NSFW)
THOMAS HEWITT
Thomas is awkward when it comes to anything pertaining to sexual feelings
Wear old fashioned 50’s dresses that are a size too small
He is a man who loves anything a woman has
He will kiss your tummy, love up your thighs, anywhere and everywhere. This’ll turn you on, and him as well. He loves your curves, believe me
If you’re self conscious about your body, Thomas will do anything to prove to you that you’re beautiful
Wear short little skirts, he loves it
If you’re wearing shorts, whisper to him that you’re not wearing underwear. He will bend you over, believe me
He gets really turned on if you come in from outside after a hard days of work, and he sees you all sweaty and gorgeous like
Act innocent when you know you’ve done something wrong, like smudged his freshly cleaned chainsaw. Do this, and Thomas will grunt and try to ignore the fact that he has a decent lot sized tent in his pants
BUBBA SAWYER
He likes how determined and affectionate you are
Take sexy photos with his chainsaw, and he will definitely palm himself
Instead of being awkward, he’s more so shy. You’re going to have to lead him through the situation
Dance for him!
Wear a cowboy hat, or cowboy boots and he will drool over you
He loves when you wear jeans. When you do, he will most definitely stare at your back asset
Sew him a new mask once in awhile
Grind yourself onto him if you’re alone, and he will messily undo his belt and it just goes on from there