dr-corvius

[dr-corvius]

"Have you considered placing a sound ward around your tower?"

THOSE BASTARDS ARE BACK OUT THERE IN THE WOODS

THEY KNOW I CAN'T RISK SETTING FIRE TO THE FOREST AGAIN

I CAN HEAR THEM LAUGHING AT ME MY VENGEANCE WILL BE SWIFT AND TERRIBLE AS THE STORM

[dr-corvius]

"...Pardon? Who are you referring to?"

THOSE BASTARDS ARE BACK OUT THERE IN THE WOODS

THEY KNOW I CAN'T RISK SETTING FIRE TO THE FOREST AGAIN

I CAN HEAR THEM LAUGHING AT ME MY VENGEANCE WILL BE SWIFT AND TERRIBLE AS THE STORM

[dr-corvius]

Happy Pride to all the LGBTQIA+ folks out there

Go cast spells and blast your enemies

[dr-corvius]

"Oh! That sounds lovely. I suppose my main traits that I rather appreciate about myself is my sense of logic and kindness. My favorite color would be purple. I rather enjoy nature and space, and of course, my Flock."

Ok wizards, here's the deal...

I really really want to use conjuration magic to project my thoughts to the world (drawing)

But it's been so long since I last picked a wand (pencil) and I'm out of willpower

SOOO, I'm going to draw for every wizard who reblogs this a staff, just give me your favorite color and some of your personality traits so I can get a good idea of a staff that would fit for you

So what do you say? <):]

[dr-corvius]

"Why in the name of the cosmos would someone leave a wrench in a fridge?"

I have emerged

From the time portal I emerge once more, 20 minutes after I fell in and stubbed my toe. Saw a samurai with a magic sword in there, too. Wonder what he was up to.

Anyway, my reign of terror continues! For too long have you all slept in your beds, fearless of the noises in the night. Too long have you all watched the shadows still and stagnate. Too long have you all walked upon soil not yours to tread on. Too long have you all put mean words on signs outside your property, discouraging my campaign for mayor. Too long have you told your children of me and my deeds, treating them as nothing more than a tool to scare them of the boogie-gnome and into compliance.

Long have I prepared for this day, and upon a foundation of ash and a temple of ruin, I shall forge a future that I deem worthy of my power. I will build a new world, one without the french or the people who listen to music in public spaces without headphones. Instead, it will have iron, fire, fury, and a large amount of goblins and a lifetime supply of blood type changing potions I got in a raffle. I have too much, and I don't even have blood.

Also, I think someone left their wrench in the fridge.

[dr-corvius]

"Well that's... ominous."

Damn, this new time spell is wild.

[dr-corvius]

"...And what is that?"

Damn, this new time spell is wild.

[dr-corvius]

"What did you do?"

Damn, this new time spell is wild.

[dr-corvius]

@the-gnomish-bastard

A picture a friend sent me from Erewhon

[dr-corvius]

She dips her head slightly in return.

"You as well."

*a red haired tiefling is walking around the forest, with one hand he is holding a map while the other is being carried close to his chest*

Come on I know the place is somewhere in here...

- @fearless-vagrant

A crow lands in front of the tiefling, and tilts its head.

[dr-corvius]

"I'll keep that in mind."

*a red haired tiefling is walking around the forest, with one hand he is holding a map while the other is being carried close to his chest*

Come on I know the place is somewhere in here...

- @fearless-vagrant

A crow lands in front of the tiefling, and tilts its head.

[dr-corvius]

"I don't charge, you can ask anyone else who's visited me. Though I do appreciate the offer."

*a red haired tiefling is walking around the forest, with one hand he is holding a map while the other is being carried close to his chest*

Come on I know the place is somewhere in here...

- @fearless-vagrant

A crow lands in front of the tiefling, and tilts its head.

[dr-corvius]

"Oh, I don't charge. Helping people is payment enough for me."

*a red haired tiefling is walking around the forest, with one hand he is holding a map while the other is being carried close to his chest*

Come on I know the place is somewhere in here...

- @fearless-vagrant

A crow lands in front of the tiefling, and tilts its head.

[dr-corvius]

the Nothing in your home is small. Minuscule, for now

Corvius approaches it, stopping a few places back. She tilts her head, studying it.

"Hello? Are you sentient?"

[dr-corvius]

"It won't, don't worry. This particular spell only repairs surface-level ailments, so it can heal a rash, but not close a stab wound. It's useful for this sort of situation. And, on the subject of keeping the piercing holes open, you could just get some cheaper little ones to wear while you save for a proper pair."

The healing process finishes, the itch on his ears fading. The piercing holes remain, but the inflammation is gone.

*a red haired tiefling is walking around the forest, with one hand he is holding a map while the other is being carried close to his chest*

Come on I know the place is somewhere in here...

- @fearless-vagrant

A crow lands in front of the tiefling, and tilts its head.

[dr-corvius]

@the-gnomish-bastard

"...You may want to avert your eyes."

[dr-corvius]

"Yes, actually. For something like that, I can safely use magic."

She rummages in her doctor's bag once more, removing several spell components.

"This shouldn't hurt, but I will warn you, it does tend to itch quite a bit for the duration of the spell due to the accelerated healing. Try to resist the urge to scratch at them."

She begins to mutter under her breath, palming the components. After a moment, the items glow faintly, then dissolve into soft blue light, which then fades away. He can feel his ears begin to tingle, then itch, as the skin starts to quickly repair itself. The process only lasts a minute or two.

*a red haired tiefling is walking around the forest, with one hand he is holding a map while the other is being carried close to his chest*

Come on I know the place is somewhere in here...

- @fearless-vagrant

A crow lands in front of the tiefling, and tilts its head.