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anyone else wish they would get roped into a freaky friday body swap situation just for the hope that the other person will go "oh jesus fuck how do you live like this" and instantly validate your feelings of being Strange and Built Wrong.

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I love shipping shit nobody else has even thunk of. I’m 10k years in advance compared to these other gay people. It’s me and this one other person who wrote fics in 2010 and hasn’t posted since against the world. I’m reading this shit from the ancient scrolls and understanding it.

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Showing my Pinterest dweller (/pos) friend funny posts I find on Tumblr that I think he'd like is my favorite thing ever I think

He has such Tumblr energy (and that is not oven out sparingly these days), and I struggle to show my affection, and letting them know I'm thinking about them even in my little digital world helps a ton

I love them and will probably show this to them too lmao

I LOVE U BRO !! /P

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Honorable mention of Notes I Woke Up To and Don't Remember:

"me and the gang WILL be pronking this summer"

I was drunk off my ass and playing some wolfquest and apparently NEEDED to write that one down

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You fucking wish the author was dead. The author is on twitter

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love when my internet gets bad and im just scrolling the dash looking at the diagonal gradients

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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

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made a picture i will use a lot

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i want to talk about my ocs but im literally this image. i got nothing

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I hate when a tiny stupid thing pushes you over the edge and makes you freak the fuck out because it makes you look like a completely irrational tar pit of a human being. Like no I promise this is warranted just maybe not about that specifically I swear I'm well adjusted. Come closer stick your fingers in my cage

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still thinking about that r/hypotheticalsituation post where someone was like "what if a potato chip spawned somewhere randomly in the world. and every hour the number of potato chips at that location would double. and the only way to get rid of them for good would be to eat all of the potato chips before they doubled again." and someone calculated that it would only take like, 48 hours of people ignoring a weird pile of potato chips before an absolutely irreconcilable number of potato chips was blanketing a city.

and then people were like "no wait if it spawns randomly in the world, it's highly likely it would be in an ocean" and then people were debating whether there were enough small fish swimming at the surface in the open ocean that would be able to eat a potato chip and thus save humanity from the potato chip apocalypse.

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There WILL be weed at the function today 😋

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"all the kids these days are 'getting ill'! You're too young to have all these 'problems'!"

Yeah??? It's almost like that's a cause for concern?? Instead of focusing on how "inconvenient" it is to accommodate people with chronic physical or mental illness, you should maybe think about why people so young are so sick, because obviously they shouldn't have to go through that while they're so young.

If we could be "regular" we would.

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poseidon should've whooped odysseus' ass harder. after that first "ODYSSEUS OF ITHACA!!" it should've been curtains for him. i want more fanfics of odysseus suffering. i want more odysseus suffering, period. i don't think his 10 years away were enough