i definitely think a make out sesh with some slow humping that leads to aggressive sex would fix me rn
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It’s feels weird for people to call Alice and gwen annoying or bitchy when jon acted like *that* in season one yet people gave him all the chances in the world
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Guys see my vision here
None of the kids have actually finished college, much less law school, but because we're talking about the bats here, they know their fair share (Thank Uncle Harvey for that)
Specially Tim, because his parents will be searching for loop holes for totally legal things and they'd aknowledge his existence if he happened to point some out
Now, when any of his sibblings need someone to be on their side for whatever reason, they yell "I want my lawyer!"
And Tim magically appears behind them "What are You accusing my client of"
And maybe it's just Jason, arguing on which of the movie versions of little Women is superior "Wheres My lawyer when i need him?"
Or Damian trying to get another pet "My lawyer Will get in contact with you"
Even Bruce does it, whenever his kids get into a petty argument with him, like "For the last time, the batplane is not to go buy Gelato, use the normal private plane for that"
"Use the batplane to get Gelato and pizza, got it"
After a tired dad sightm "Talk to my lawyer and we'll settle this"
Dick tries to use this power too, but even Tim won't defend the discowing suit
No one on the multiverse could defend that
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Good morning to women over 30 who feel old, specifically because our dumb ass culture says that women over 30 are old and useless, and everyone has been buying into that dumb ass shit.
Spoiler: You're not old. You look great and have really landed in a wonderful place in life. I hope you know that and I hope you keep living.
Have a wonderful weekend.
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god i wish tumblr had voice messaging
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If the new chaos design has no fans I am dead 🫡
Sorry I was not drawing that funky skull so ambrosia it is!
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