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Hi

I'm me. I might do things. This blog is if I ever do things. Hoorah. Like to charge reblog to cast.

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As an avid non book reader, that man is a ghost stuck possessing his own corpse

I don’t like it when people use the books to say Michael healed after being scooped and got normal again. Okay?? Lame?? Where’s the irreversible consequences? Where’s the living long past your prime fueled purely by spite? Where’s the destroyed possibility of ever having a normal life? What about never being able to truly move past what you and your family did in the past because your literal body is a reminder of it? Where’s my gross, stinky wet cat loser who’s weird looking?

Why would you sacrifice all the symbolism, implications, horror and everything else that comes with The Scooper for the sake of book lore? Why would you want that at all? Keep him dead and stinky, please.

(The FNaF canon is putty in our hands and you can interpret this nightmare franchise any way you want. I’m not mad at you if you support a hc that I don’t. This is just an over dramatic way for me to say how I personally interpret this story)

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Do you think Palpatine got bored after becoming Emperor?

Like, all these years and years and literal decades of planning and waiting and anticipation. Crafting and recrafting and fixing and erasing plans, manipulating and scheming and constantly working, all to get him to this point.

And then once he got there... what else was there? I mean he doesn't strike me as the kind of guy to enjoy the spoils of his newfound infinite wealth and power. He strikes me as an "always busy" kind of guy, the kind that always has at least five different tasks he's working on at once.

So once that was gone, he had to have become at least a LITTLE bored.

Anyways, in this essay I will describe how Palpatine went from Sith Lord to Emperor to galaxy renowned sabacc-polo-fencing-golf champion-

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more elaboration: the gummy black outside is tasteless. And cold. And thick. Like an inch thick. It's annoying to eat, works wonderfully as a chew toy.

Skulk tastes like lemon cake.

no i will not elaborate.

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elaboration: Eating sculk is like eating gummy bears. Big ol' gummy tube thats really hard to get through and then juicy orange-like (the fruit) insides that overall tastes like lemon cake.

Skulk tastes like lemon cake.

no i will not elaborate.

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Skulk tastes like lemon cake.

no i will not elaborate.

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okay because I canNOT decide for the life of me, here's a scenario:

a character that has not had the ability to emote with facial expressions for a VERY long time suddenly gains it back.

For clarification: option one is blank face constantly, option 2 is they emote and cant stop it, and so are basically broadcasting their thoughts and feelings constantly

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that moment when you realize everything you fought for was for nothing. that moment when you realize everything you thought you knew was a lie. that moment when you realize that all of your struggles and strife and heartache and pain meant nothing. that moment when you realize nothing is real. that moment when you realize that you aren't real. that moment you realize that you aren't even you, but a soulless homunculus made to think that you were you. that moment when you realize you were only made to be hurt and to suffer. that moment when you realize it's all a lie.

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Don't Keep The Devil Waiting Update #2

Girlfriend has managed to solve MAJOR plothole.

Status: Elated

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GHOST MICHAEL SUPERIORITY!

"The Remnant is what's keeping Michael alive" "Michael is a zombie because he's still alive but also dead"

wrong

That man is dead. That man's body is dead. That man is not a zombie, that man is a ghost who is stuck possessing his own decaying corpse.

"How does he move with all the damage that must have been done by Ennard?" he's possessing it.

"How does he talk when he probably doesnt have lungs or vocal chords anymore?" he's possessing it.

"How does he [insert thing that you probably wouldn't be able to do as a corpse and that you need a fully intact body for]" HE'S POSSESSING IT.

IT LITERALLY SOLVES ALL OF THOSE PROBLEMS.

How does Springtrap speak? How does Scraptrap move with those rusty ass joints? How does the puppet speak with a childs voice that it is definitely not programmed to have?

GHOST MAN.

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*squints at Game Theory* do I watch the ultimate timeline videos so I know the lore better but possibly have my current ideas tainted or do I not and make my own conclusions with the possibility of being inaccurate?

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"No Mr. Drew, we cannot use the Ink Machine to print money, trust me I already asked."

-Grant Cohen, probably.

"just a pencil and a dream!" more like a pen and a dream WHY IS THERE SO MUCH INK

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Currently absorbing all of this juicy information into my head canon. Many thanks Mr. Petroleum!

"The Remnant is what's keeping Michael alive" "Michael is a zombie because he's still alive but also dead"

wrong

That man is dead. That man's body is dead. That man is not a zombie, that man is a ghost who is stuck possessing his own decaying corpse.

"How does he move with all the damage that must have been done by Ennard?" he's possessing it.

"How does he talk when he probably doesnt have lungs or vocal chords anymore?" he's possessing it.

"How does he [insert thing that you probably wouldn't be able to do as a corpse and that you need a fully intact body for]" HE'S POSSESSING IT.

IT LITERALLY SOLVES ALL OF THOSE PROBLEMS.

How does Springtrap speak? How does Scraptrap move with those rusty ass joints? How does the puppet speak with a childs voice that it is definitely not programmed to have?

GHOST MAN.

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"The Remnant is what's keeping Michael alive" "Michael is a zombie because he's still alive but also dead"

wrong

That man is dead. That man's body is dead. That man is not a zombie, that man is a ghost who is stuck possessing his own decaying corpse.

"How does he move with all the damage that must have been done by Ennard?" he's possessing it.

"How does he talk when he probably doesnt have lungs or vocal chords anymore?" he's possessing it.

"How does he [insert thing that you probably wouldn't be able to do as a corpse and that you need a fully intact body for]" HE'S POSSESSING IT.

IT LITERALLY SOLVES ALL OF THOSE PROBLEMS.

How does Springtrap speak? How does Scraptrap move with those rusty ass joints? How does the puppet speak with a childs voice that it is definitely not programmed to have?

GHOST MAN.

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Don't Keep The Devil Waiting Update #1

Okay update 1, some chapters are outlined, hopefully will start writing the prologue in the next week