dreamsididnthave

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My hair was really long, and I kept finding fish in it that I had to pull out. The fish weren’t dead, and they swam around in my hair until I noticed them. Whenever my hair felt strange, I would worry there was another fish in there I had to get out. Whenever people saw me do this, they just looked at me with silent pity as I untangled the fish from my hair as gently as I could.

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Every step I took caused all doors to get slightly smaller, making them harder to fit through. Nobody else noticed though or had any trouble using them. It was as though the doors only shrank for me. I determined that my options were to either live outside forever, or never walk again. For some reason, I did both, and just sat on a bench for the rest of the dream, which as actually somewhat relaxing.

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I started feeling a new emotion called “Ambius” It sort of felt like nothing, but in a different way than one normally feels nothing. It was very difficult to describe, which was unfortunate because people constantly asked me to describe it whenever I felt it. I was texting someone about it, and I was upset that there was no emoji that expressed ambius, so I decided to draw one myself. The drawing was really though, so I didn’t use it because I didn’t want anyone to see how bad I was at drawing.

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September 7th was declared “2007 Day” where people all remembered things that happened in 2007. I wanted to join in the 2007 day festivities, but I couldn’t remember anything of note happening to me that year, so I just made up fake stories to tell. Everyone I shared these stories with somehow figured out I was lying, and I was banned from participating in 2007 day ever again.

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I had a new pet that was a dinosaur (its exact species was ambiguous) and I was constantly worried it would get out and start eating people. My friend Terry just came into my house to visit without knocking, and was chased around by the dinosaur. I considered letting it eat him as a punishment for just barging in, but decided against it. I tried to stop it, but it just kept wriggling out of my grasp. Eventually, I got so sick of this dinosaur that I just decided to eat it then and there.

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I was a vampire, and for some reason this meant i had to keep my vampire mansion constantly flooded. I was really worried about someone opening a door or a window and letting all the water spill out. I got around this by breaking a hole in my roof so that I could climb out and back in. Whenever I tried to get someone to come in to drink their blood though, they were confused about how to get in through the roof. They kept asking “which roof hole do I climb in?” which was strange because I thought I only had the one.

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Clocks are stressful in dreams

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I was playing a D&D game with dozens of other people. My character was a fighter who dressed like a clown and would just claw at people in combat instead of using a weapon. I wanted people to notice how cool my character was, but they were too busy solving a puzzle. The puzzle was just putting sticks from a giant pile into a scary looking hole in the wall. I got frustrated and somehow grabbed all the sticks at once and crammed them in. The rest of the party thought this was cool, until they noticed I had broken some sticks accidentally. They started attacking me for breaking the sticks, and I tried to fight back, but there were too many of them so I just ran through the dungeon as they chased me.

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Minecraft was made into two different games. One was called “Dune Slip” and the other was “Options and Consequences”. Dune Slip was very similar to Minecraft, but you only had one point of hunger you had to constantly refill, and there were impossibly large castles everywhere to be explored. Options and Consequences was a game where you were stuck in a clinic’s office and could combine objects you found to see what happened. Usually the combinations wouldn’t make sense though. A rubber glove and a rolling stool combined to make a quiche that tasted like dirt. I missed normal Minecraft, but everyone loved the two new games so much that I was worried they would beat me up if I complained about it.

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I was at a store that only sold messenger pigeons in cages. I didn’t really want to buy one, or to be there at all, but I couldn’t find the exit. I tried to ask one of the pigeons how to leave, but it just said in an uncomfortably deep voice “it is snowing outside. you must join our family or you will die in the cold.” Frustrated by this unhelpful answer, I grabbed a stick and started poking it until it told me how to leave. This, however, angered a giant pigeon that I hadn’t noticed before, and it chased me until I woke up.

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My friend Horace invited me over to show me his Sasquatch Closet. When I opened the door, I was surprised to find it empty. When I asked him why there was no Sasquatch inside, he seemed puzzled, and claimed that one day Sasquatch would just show up in there. I wished him luck, but secretly doubted this would ever happen. Just as I was about to go, he started hollering excitedly. He ran to fetch me and said “look in the closet you won’t believe this!” When I ran over and opened the door, it was still empty. I turned to look at him in disbelief, and he still looked excited, but I woke up before I could question this.

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There was a man who moved in near me who could tell you your butt’s personality. I went to him so I could know what my butt was like, and he told me its name was “Trean”, and after that, I could hear it speak to me. Trean was cool and witty, and always had something clever to say in every situation. Whenever someone annoyed me, I would turn around and say “talk to Trean!” and Trean would cleverly insult them.

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A new game released for the Wii called Pinball Pinball. It was a pinball game where there were three balls instead of one. I was enjoying it until I realized the music that played on one of the boards was almost identical to a song I had made. I found the developers living in the options menu and questioned them about this. They claimed that the song was so similar to mine just by coincidence. After some convincing, I believed me, but they got mad at me for doubting them, so they took the balls out of my game. It wasn’t as fun, but I still played pinball anyway, even without the balls.

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I went to visit my old high school, and when I saw my old desk, it had this weird, pink rubber toy on it. It was just a little pink ball, but when I threw it at something. It used my mouth to comment on whatever it hit. Nobody believed that the toy was controlling my words, and just thought I was making it up. When I threw it at my self though, I started producing a high pitched wail and couldn’t stop until one of my friends moved the ball away from me. They apologized for not believing me, and said they would put the ball on a boat, and then sink the boat, so this would never happen again.

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A new restaurant opened that didn’t serve any food, and only served one drink called “ear honey”. It was a viscous, sticky, green liquid that looked and smelled super bad, but everyone claimed it tasted incredible. I was really curious to taste it, but when I went to the restaurant, all of the staff would put a cup of ear honey on a table, all sit around it, and point and laugh at it. They ignored me as I tried to get their attention, and just would not stop laughing at the ear nectar. In my frustration, I grabbed the cup and drank all of it. When I did, everyone went pale and deathly silent like I did something I really shouldn’t have. I felt like something really bad was about to happen, but I woke up before it did.

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I was cast in a play about a small child who dug worms out of the ground and befriended them. The only actors were the child, who for some reason was played by an old man, and a bunch of other actors for each of the worms. The “child” got all of the lines, and us worms would only respond by intensely staring back as we stomped our feet very loudly in response. When the play was over, one of the actors who played a worm was praised for his performance and given a role in an upcoming movie, which was also about worms. I was mad because all of the worm actors basically did the same thing, and didn’t think it was fair that only he received praise.

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Traditional currency was replaced with fridge magnets, and I was considered rich because I had the most. I really liked my magnets, so I didn’t want to spend them on anything, but I had to pay for food, so I reluctantly had to part with a few to feed myself. There was also a person wearing a wrestler mask who would try to steal my magnets. They had three pet squirrels that attacked me whenever I chased them away, which was really annoying.