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Lorddssss someone make this into a fic !!! The angst potential in this is just Soo 🤌🤌

It's so easy to believe Alicia is Gone on her Lloyd. I mean, why wouldn't she be? Just look at him: he's clever and incredibly competent, to the point where she's correct in thinking that he can turn her kingdom into an empire, as one does. And even on the personal level, he's so good for her! He's her shining savior, he's her favorite boytoy, he's the *only* person she can experience a sense of unbreakable trust with—something she craves but can never achieve with anyone else. Lloyd is, quite possibly, the most valuable person in her existence, where is she going to find another like that? That's right, she isn't. Better to keep the one she *does* have and hope he wouldn't escape to the prairies the moment her attention isn't on him.

And for Lloyd? As soon as he steps out of the palace, she's gone from his mind. He doesn't need her, he doesn't miss her, he doesn't seem to think of her at all. He values her A Lot less than he does the Fronteras—I don't think he's attached to her as much as to any member of his newfound family. Would he carry her letter in his breast pocket? I doubt that. Sure, she's hot, but he won't take that shot. The only time he thinks of her is when she needs saving or he needs something from her (as a ruler of his country). Her entire lifestyle is antithetic to his. Be it his will, he probably wouldn't be back at all.

...She's noticed.

And her solution is to catch him and to bind him so that he couldn't escape. Because he's not going to stay out of his own volition.

Aren't they off to a good start?

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Started practicing digital drawing and here is my try on a oc Cookie since I've recently have been getting into cookie run kingdom

(p.s I am not a great artist so please be kind)

Meet: Honey bloom Cookie

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Started seeing this little twat all over my fyp and finally decided to read a fanfic about him btw this is my first attempt of drawing Shadow milk cookie based of the fanfic I just read

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Saw a post saying that Merlin treats kilgharrah like a therapist and not a full blown dragon. And I was like

Bitch???

With the amount of trauma he gave my boy he better be a good therapist. That old lizard dropped a whole ass prophecy on that boy and gave him a prince of a Chihuahua and fuckass riddle before flying off god knows where????

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Arthur, looking at Merlin who currently looks like a overworked Rat: You worry too much , Merlin.

Merlin, thinking back to the most latest assassination attempts: No , I worry the exact amount. you have the arrogance of a toad, and the survival instinct of a squirrel on crack.

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I wonder if Merlin had hated Arthur, even just a little bit. We all know that Merlin's love and loyalty towards Arthur is Unquestionable. BUT I wonder if even a tiny little hate bloomed within him. Like When Arthur killed Freya and then celebrated her death with a feast. Granted, Arthur didn't know That Merlin Loved Freya, He didn't even know that Merlin was acquainted with her. But sometimes I wonder how many times did a little spark of hate bloomed within him , just to be overcome by guilt because Arthur didn't know, Arthur didn't mean for it to happen, It's not his fault. He's just a bit ignorant because of the way he was raised. Arthur didn't know better. I wonder how many times Merlin whispered that to himself as he lay on his bed.

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Arthur looking out his bedroom window , yearningly: sometimes I wonder if you crave my presence the way I crave your's when you're not around. Do chase every single shadow the way I do in hopes it would be yours? Do you shout my name like I do in hopes that the wind may carry my voice to know that I want you found?

Leon looking at Arthur with bags under his eyes: My Lord, please. Merlin's just gone picking herbs, he'll be back in an hour. We have a meeting to attend , Sire-

Arthur stomping his foot on the ground: I WANT MY MERLIN!!!

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Merlin: I've mourned you longer than I have held you...

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Merlin: Life must find me really attractive to keep bending me and fucking me over and over again

Lancelot: Merlin no-

Gwaine: Call me life the way I would like to bend you over-

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Merlin:*punches someone off a Cliff*

Merlin: Ok technically, gravity killed him.

Arthur:

Percival:

Merlin: my lawyer says: it's ok.

Gwaine: :)

Lancelot:

Arthur: THAT'S JUST GWAINE IN A FAKE MUSTACHE!!

Leon: what's gravity?

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Does everyone reminisce the times where back in elementary school when you would literally have a break down deciding whether you go tell your mom that you didn't get the grade she wanted you to get or jumping of the bridge near your school. When I think about those times I can't help but laugh imagine crying your head stupid that your mom's friend had to pick you up from the side of the road to drop you at your house, man childhood huh?

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Arthur season one: magic is evil and myFather is right about everything

Merlin: ....

Merlin: I can fix him

Merlin:....

Merlin: I might have to suck his dick but I can fix him

Merlin:* proceed to insult the f*ck out of him while having intense sexual tension*

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*Merlin and Arthur after a fight*

Arthur: Merlin have you seen my sword??

Merlin:(using magic telepathy)

Mordred: he said to check it up your ass where you hide the rest of your attitude

Arthur: .....

Gwaine:

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The knights who we're with Arthur and Merlin on their first meeting:

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Arthur and Merlin openly flirting:

Leon: um bitch ever heard of personal space???

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* Merlin and Arthur obliviously flirting in the background*

Gawine: hey Leon would you punch Arthur and Merlin for like I don't know maybe 10 pounds or something??

Leon: I punch those idiots for free

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Arthur: I can't choose you.

Merlin: and yet I still chose you

Arthur: Merlin you know why I can't because-

Merlin: because you chose her.

Arthur: because I chose her....

Arthur: Merlin listen this whole thing is a fantasy the others wouldn't understand

Merlin: why should we care if they didn't understand?!?!

Arthur: I HAVE TOO MANY TO LOSE FOR THIS I WILL LOSE MY KINGDOM MY PEOPLE MY LEGACY I CAN'T JUST SACRIFICE THIS FOR A SILLY PLAY PRETEND-

Merlin: PLAY PRETEND?!?! YOU TREAT OUR RELATIONSHIP LIKE A GAME YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT SACRIFICE?!?! FINE THEN I SACRIFICED MY PEOPLE TO STAY BESIDE YOU I LEFT MY FAMILY TO HELP YOU I SACRIFICED MY BEST FRIEND FOR YOU I LOST MY WIFE YET I STAND HERE BESIDE YOU AND YET YOU GAVE ME NOTHING BUT PAIN STILL I AM HERE WITH YOU BECAUSE I CHOOSE YOOU!!!

Arthur: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO CHOOSE YOU?!?! YOU LIED TO ME FOR SO MANY YEARS I AM HERE LOSING MY MIND BECAUSE I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THE MAN I HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH IS REAL OR IT IS JUST ANOTHER LIE DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT HURTS TO THINK THAT ALL THE MEMORIES WE HAVE BUILD HAS BEEN JUST A LIE DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT DRIVES ME CRAZY TO SEE YOU RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF ME YET I CANNOT HAVE YOU IN MY ARMS BECAUSE IM AFRAID THAT THIS IS JUST ANOTHER ONE OF YOU'RE LIES ?!?!?

Arthur: I love you ..... But I don't know if I can trust you I don't even think I've know you for years we've been together I feel like you're just a stranger...

Merlin: .... Arthur...

Leon: when I suggested that we play a different game with pairs this isn't how I thought game night would go.....

Gwaine: maybe we shouldn't let Arthur play against Merlin next time....

Mordred: umm what the fuck????

Gwen: shit just got real really quick