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Merlin: Man, these tournaments are so boring, it’s just knights swinging their stupid swords around
Arthur: Did you see that? Did you see how brave and strong I was? Are you impressed? Do you wanna kiss me?
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Merlin: I am the sorcerer!
Uther: 🤨
Arthur: *nervous laughter* Give me a moment alone with him, please, Father.
Arthur pulls Merlin aside.
Arthur: *takes a deep breath* Merlin...
Merlin: Yes?
Arthur: Are you going to send me flowers?
Merlin: *confused* No, I’m not.
Arthur: Are you going to buy me a bottle of champagne?
Merlin: *Extremely confused* I don’t intend to.
Arthur: Are you planning to take me out to dinner?
Merlin: No, why?
Arthur: Because you’re trying to fuck me, Merlin! What’s your damn problem? What kind of idiot declares himself a sorcerer in front of the damn king! *smacks Merlin on the head*
Merlin: 🥺🤕
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Another headcanon or fic idea:
When Arthur comes back, he thinks Merlin has prophecy powers like Morgana does since Merlin just keeps predicting the future so well and he has literally no idea how magic works.
Merlin in fact cannot see the future. He's just lived through enough of history to notice the patterns that emerge and knows that history is bound to repeat itself so he's just really good at noticing when something is about to happen.
Added hilarity if Leon is also immortal and can do the same thing Merlin can.
Arthur: Is magic contagious?
Merlin: Of fucking course not.
Arthur: Then explain this *Points at Leon explaining to the group how the battle is going to play out perfectly*
Merlin: ????
Arthur: is he not... looking into the future?
Merlin: ????!!!!
Arthur: ARE YOU NOT LOOKING INTO THE FUTURE?
Merlin: no????
Arthur: You were able to predict the exact political upheaval we just fought against
Merlin: Yeah, and what about it?
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Camelot noble: Your majesty, your manservant is a threat to -
Arthur: Merlin?? A threat?? Of course not. Look at him, he's adorable.
Merlin, standing behind Arthur, covered in blood, holding a knife, having just killed his 7th assassin of the week (it's Monday): Yeah, I'm adorable.
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Merlin: Remember that time Gwen tried to kill Arthur and framed me for it?
Arthur: What?
Gwen: *Ignoring Arthur* Remember the time you spent like two days ACTUALLY trying to kill Arthur, and Gaius and I had to keep knocking you out?!
Arthur: I'M SORRY?!?!
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have my favorite one i’ve made

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Again i have no clue what im doing but i made this
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Merlin: we’re going to overthrow Uther and put Arthur on the throne. Any questions?
Gwaine: Yes, since when do you want Arthur on the throne?
Merlin: Since he is the next in line and is actually a more decent option and will lift the magic ban with correct guidance.
Gwaine: Ok new question, why are we trying to lift the magic ban?
Merlin: Cause I have magic.
Gwaine: No more questions let’s kill Uther.
Lancelot: I have a question. Don’t get me wrong I’m also on board with killing Uther, but should we be plotting treason in front of the king’s ward?
Morgana: No worries I’m also on board.
Lancelot:
Lancelot: Isn’t he like your father tho??
Morgana: He is my father but had me out of wedlock and doesn’t claim me so i won’t be a contender for the throne
Lancelot:
Morgana: Also I have magic and have been watching him kill those with magic my whole life
Lancelot:
Morgana: I’ve been wondering when it will be my turn to burn at the stake
Lancelot:
Gwaine:
Lancelot: Yeah ok that tracks.
Gwaine: I’m back with questions why don’t we put Morgana on the throne?
Merlin: Cause we want people to accept the king and they already accept Arthur.
Morgana: Don’t worry we’ll be “guiding” Arthur the whole time
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Gwaine: Arthur asked me to pretend to be his boyfriend because his father is homophobic and wants him to date a noble but he ended up hating me so much that he was relieved when he found out Arthur was actually dating Merlin
Lancelot: Task failed successfully
Leon: Congratulations on being so awful you destroyed century old prejudices
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Uther: You gave my wife’s sigil to a servant?!
Arthur: Ah, but he’s my favourite servant :D
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Arthur staring intently at a noble who just arrived.
Arthur: I hate him.
Merlin: Cool, me too.
Arthur: You have no idea who im talking about.
Merlin: Solidarity, my love.
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All of the knights: Can you come collect your freak of a man please. He’s doing things.
Arthur: No I set him loose on purpose.
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guys I’m on a roll with these ones I swear
LOOK AT HIM LOOKING
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Arthur: Okay, so you're my servant now. It's not really that important of a position, just like, idk, make sure you bring me my breakfast on time
Merlin: I would die for you, I would kill for you, I'd give up my humanity and become a living weapon for you, I would sit by your grave for over a millennium, awaiting your return-
Arthur: but would you bring me breakfast on time?
Merlin: Well that's asking a bit much, don't you think?
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After the magic reveal, Arthur sees the scars Merlin's acquired throughout the years
Arthur: Who hurt you?
Merlin, joking: Want a list?
Arthur:
Arthur: Yes, actually.
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