#merlin incorrect quotes
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mandoriana · 22 hours ago
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Arthur: Don't kill me, I'm married!
Villain of the week: Do you think I care?
Arthur: You misunderstood, that was a warning.
*Sound of small boots approaching quickly*
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1fishindices · 1 day ago
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Incorrect bbc Merlin quotes
Merlin to Morgana: what's your obsession with Emrys? Do you have a crush on him or something?
Morgana: I'm gay Merlin
Merlin: well maybe Emrys is too
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runboybeneaththemoon · 8 months ago
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merlin-fandom-2024 · 3 months ago
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Camelot noble: Your majesty, your manservant is a threat to -
Arthur: Merlin?? A threat?? Of course not. Look at him, he's adorable.
Merlin, standing behind Arthur, covered in blood, holding a knife, having just killed his 7th assassin of the week (it's Monday): Yeah, I'm adorable.
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ash-or-somethings · 1 month ago
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Merlin: Remember that time Gwen tried to kill Arthur and framed me for it?
Arthur: What?
Gwen: *Ignoring Arthur* Remember the time you spent like two days ACTUALLY trying to kill Arthur, and Gaius and I had to keep knocking you out?!
Arthur: I'M SORRY?!?!
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merlinmylove · 15 days ago
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Uther: You gave my wife’s sigil to a servant?!
Arthur: Ah, but he’s my favourite servant :D
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red-enby · 10 months ago
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have my favorite one i’ve made
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aspentreeonahill · 2 months ago
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Again i have no clue what im doing but i made this
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cryptid-crow-wizard · 2 months ago
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Merlin: we’re going to overthrow Uther and put Arthur on the throne. Any questions?
Gwaine: Yes, since when do you want Arthur on the throne?
Merlin: Since he is the next in line and is actually a more decent option and will lift the magic ban with correct guidance.
Gwaine: Ok new question, why are we trying to lift the magic ban?
Merlin: Cause I have magic.
Gwaine: No more questions let’s kill Uther.
Lancelot: I have a question. Don’t get me wrong I’m also on board with killing Uther, but should we be plotting treason in front of the king’s ward?
Morgana: No worries I’m also on board.
Lancelot:
Lancelot: Isn’t he like your father tho??
Morgana: He is my father but had me out of wedlock and doesn’t claim me so i won’t be a contender for the throne
Lancelot:
Morgana: Also I have magic and have been watching him kill those with magic my whole life
Lancelot:
Morgana: I’ve been wondering when it will be my turn to burn at the stake
Lancelot:
Gwaine:
Lancelot: Yeah ok that tracks.
Gwaine: I’m back with questions why don’t we put Morgana on the throne?
Merlin: Cause we want people to accept the king and they already accept Arthur.
Morgana: Don’t worry we’ll be “guiding” Arthur the whole time
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wishiwasadruid · 4 months ago
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Gwaine: Arthur asked me to pretend to be his boyfriend because his father is homophobic and wants him to date a noble but he ended up hating me so much that he was relieved when he found out Arthur was actually dating Merlin
Lancelot: Task failed successfully
Leon: Congratulations on being so awful you destroyed century old prejudices
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adeptune01 · 8 months ago
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All of the knights: Can you come collect your freak of a man please. He’s doing things.
Arthur: No I set him loose on purpose.
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jade-bright · 3 days ago
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🫶
Merlin: I am the sorcerer!
Uther: 🤨
Arthur: *nervous laughter* Give me a moment alone with him, please, Father.
Arthur pulls Merlin aside.
Arthur: *takes a deep breath* Merlin...
Merlin: Yes?
Arthur: Are you going to send me flowers?
Merlin: *confused* No, I’m not.
Arthur: Are you going to buy me a bottle of champagne?
Merlin: *Extremely confused* I don’t intend to.
Arthur: Are you planning to take me out to dinner?
Merlin: No, why?
Arthur: Because you’re trying to fuck me, Merlin! What’s your damn problem? What kind of idiot declares himself a sorcerer in front of the damn king! *smacks Merlin on the head*
Merlin: 🥺🤕
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foxiwolf8 · 29 days ago
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guys I’m on a roll with these ones I swear
LOOK AT HIM LOOKING
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runboybeneaththemoon · 7 months ago
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Arthur: Okay, so you're my servant now. It's not really that important of a position, just like, idk, make sure you bring me my breakfast on time
Merlin: I would die for you, I would kill for you, I'd give up my humanity and become a living weapon for you, I would sit by your grave for over a millennium, awaiting your return-
Arthur: but would you bring me breakfast on time?
Merlin: Well that's asking a bit much, don't you think?
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merlin-fandom-2024 · 2 months ago
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After the magic reveal, Arthur sees the scars Merlin's acquired throughout the years
Arthur: Who hurt you?
Merlin, joking: Want a list?
Arthur:
Arthur: Yes, actually.
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merlindefender · 8 months ago
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Someone: I thought I told you to not bring any back up.
Arthur: I didn't.
Someone: Who's that behind you then?
Arthur: Oh him? He's not back up. He's my emotional support servant. I bring him along on dangerous situations so he can see how awesome I am.
Merlin: *Waves*
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