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You summon us once, you summon us twice!

1 . 2 . 3 . 4 . 5

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(None of them are sane they are all hypocrites)

This is silly but wouldn't leave my brain so now I have to curse you all with it too :)

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Recently watched 'The Solve It Squad' with a friend of mine and this was basically how he found it:

Was so surprised by the dirty jokes

"Wait... How old are they?"

Gagged by the fact they're middle schoolers

"I hope Cluebert dies" *Cluebert dies* "Wait what"

Very shocked about the squad breaking up because of it. "Cluebert was a Scrags thing, obviously. So why would any of the other team be affected?"

Laughed at the fact Scrags voice was so high pitched despite him being in his 30s

Had to explain to him that when Scrags and Keith put their arms up, they're resting their arms on the van. "Oh.. weird."

"GWEN HAS A HUSBAND AND KIDS?"

So disgusted by Gwen's reaction to Keith. "Bruh you have a HUSBAND."

"Wtf is Esther a druggie?" "OMG SHE'S DOING HEROIN."

This man really didn't like Keith and Gwen's relationship.

Lost his mind at the part about the hotel being covered in jizz.

*Nod your heads like you speak English!* "YOOOOOOOOOO" He loved Scrags after that, supporting the voice of reason.

Kept laughing at Brian playing so many different characters

By this point, he thought Esther was hilarious

"Why are Esther and Keith in the gym?" "Looking for clues." "Ya, I know. But it's such a weird pairing." Obvs he didn't want her hanging around him. BECAUSE I CAN NOT EMPHASIS HOW MUCH THIS MAN HATED KEITH.

Made an announcement he likes Esther after she leaned on Scrag's shoulder to encourage him to do the sandwich trick.

Dead silent during the sandwich trick. Like, watching in silent awe and confusion.

"DAMMNNN" When Scrags yelled at Gwen and Keith. Mans was cheering him on.

When Keith got kidnapped, he admitted he had no clue who the killer could be.

He really didn't want Scrags to feel bad after yelling at Gwen and Keith. "STICK TO IT. YOU'RE RIGHT."

"WHAT THE HELL AM I WATCHING?" During the big chase scene.

Biggest eye roll when Gwen stepped forward and said she felt like the odd one. "Oh SHUT UP."

In the end, he said he hoped Scrag's wouldn't return to the squad cause he's the only normal one.

He enjoyed it tho and seemed a little interested when we watched the Grunch trailer.

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me, @ any character who is even slightly autistic coded: my beloved ❤️ my sweet blorbo

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i mean how could i not

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"i could fix him"

"i could make him worse"

i can do the secret third thing (help him solve the case of his dog that died years ago while slowly falling in love because while he doesn't need love to 'fix' him, he deserves to be shown that people can and should care about him, his dad is wrong for never showing up)

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i’m gonna say it. scrags is joey richter’s hottest role

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part 3 of the grunch is out! so obviously for today's daily dose of joey richter i have to post scrags again ❤️ i know all he does is have daddy issues, complain, be anxious, cry, be done™️ with everyone and everything, be uncomfortable, cry and complain again ― but that's why he's so relatable to me ok. i love this skittish sad sap

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I want to write a solve it squad fic so bad but idk what it'd be about 😭😭😭 HELP A GIRL OUT

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is this the eternal dark before the dawn?

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How the Grunch Cribbed Christmas (2023)

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oh! are you kidding?

No No No this is like

THE

nicest thing

anyone’s EVER done for me

: - )

LIKE THE UH WHEN THE

WHEN THE

GHOST!!

came out and my heart was like

doh doh doh doh doh doh

ohh,,

AND THE SKELE’ON

that was REALLY special

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I WROTE A FIC ABOUT TED AND PETER SPANKOFFSKI (idk why in the GIF it looks like they're fighting, I promise you they're not)

SUMMARY

“Pete! We’re having pizza, whattda want?” Ted sighed loudly as he pulled out his phone, squinting at the menu on the fridge, trying to find the number to the damned pizza place. When there was no reply, he called up the stairs again, “Dude! What- Oh, for fucks sake.” He’s not shouting out to him like he’s the nerd's parents. He was just about to dial the number and order them both pepperoni when the muffled sound of guitar and harmonizing came from upstairs.

[Or; Pete tries to wallow in his room while listening to sad music and Ted is having none of it. Ft Baby I'm Yours - Cass Elliot]

Words: 1'192

I did a poll a couple days ago on which unfinished fic I should finish/post and most of you wanted the Spankoffski Bro's so I tried my best! This is my first ever fic so fingers crossed it isn't a shitshow haha.

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It did, in fact, awake a lot in me.

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the exaggerated gasps screams and applause that occur whenever paul and emma enter the stage together are so real

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Me trying to figure out the hatchet field timeline;