#benji scragtowski

[myheadphonesareneverloudenough]

because at least twice in the Grunch show, one of the squad members crack jokes about Scrags never getting laid, plus the multiple times that Scrags displays either disgust and/or confusion when someone else mentions sex, plus the fact that he's the only character in the Solve-It Squad to never mention past romantic/sexual relationships or any desire to have one, all has me pushing the aroace!scrags agenda and no one can stop me.

[kairithemang0]

Y'all I am so bored

[ratb4stard3]

mystery incorporated…the Guy

[secondstar-acorn]

[itsdefinitely]

if theyre still open: art request benji scragtowski mayhaps,.,,.,..

neuron activate

[thepunkmuppet]

“use my full name. scragtowski.” 🤝 “I have a name you know. peter spankoffski.”

[booigi-boi]

Are you a depressed dog dad who desperately needs a break, on an unhinged enby who fucks with Christmas? 🐕🎄

Or Cluebert

[justtrashperson]

scrags and esther for the doodle rqs? :-3c

just finished watching the new htgcc and damn

[man-down-in-hatchet-town]

Scrags Alone

Something I've been thinking a lot about is how terribly lonely Scrags' life seems to be outside of the Solve It Squad? Like, throughout Grunch every other member of the Squad interacts with someone(s) they have an at least vaguely positive relationship with from some other area of their life. Esther has Kirk. Gwen and Orlando may not be actual friends, but he was still a real connection she was able to call upon and capitalize on (and also her relationship with her children, while never shown on stage, is a major thread running through the whole play). Even Keith, whose life has always come across as this sort of horrible dark void, has an ex-girlfriend resurfacing with nothing but genuine fondness for those teenage memories. But when it comes to Scrags? No best friend, old friend, work friend... the only thing that comes calling for him is the gaping absence represented by the PawPaw Chair. He literally has to do his big duet with a work acquaintance of Gwen's. And it kinda' breaks my heart.

(Not to mention how Esther, whom he seems to consider his closest friend inside the Squad--though I think its actually Gwen and I will die on the hill of the importance of their relationship--goes out of their way to emphasize the limitation of their friendship.)

And then I think about how it all goes back to Cluebert, the glue of the group, the dog Scrags believes was the reason he was ever able to befriend the Squad in the first place. When the Demonic Apostle killed Cluebert, he killed the only way Scrags thought he could connect. And our boy just... never tried to find something new.

So, uh, I guess, shout-out to TCB for taking Shaggy fucking Rogers and saying "we can make this devastating!" Cheers, boys.

[its-short-for-jackalope]

true-blue-how-do-you-do MAN LOVE!!!!!!!

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drew Scrags and Keith for @stubbornessissues and now I'm thinking about how excited I am to see The Solve-It Squad performed again. :]

[mansion-of-haunts]

assorted doodles of my favorite people in the world

[unoriginalbun]

[kairithemang0]

Whatever gender Joey Richter is is the gender I require

[justarandombrit]

Current mood: Scrags during I Fuck With Christmas

[purecommemasolitude]

actually role of a lifetime is hilarious. it's the first song that isn't explicitly diagetic, leaving us to choose between

it's not diegetic (boring)

scrags had so much dad angst he spontaneously gained the skill to improvise music perfectly

scrags had that song already written and locked & loaded to go. smash cut to teenage scrags writing in a notebook with tears streaming down his face

[tincan-tophat]

man’s still traumatized from Hey, Melissa 😞