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From the desk of Miss Hermione Jean Granger

(Never to see the light of day)

March 14th, 1856

Upper Mayfair, London

To: Captain Draco L. Malfoy

4th Highland Regiment, Somewhere Heroic and Frozen

My dearest Captain Malfoy,

It is with the deepest insincerity and mild panic that I must inform you—you are now engaged.

To me.

Do not panic. You are, thankfully, fictional. (At least, I very much hope so.)

Yours, with all the warmth of suppressed hysteria,

Miss Hermione J. Granger

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65412880/chapters/168339433

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[At Slughorn’s party]

Draco approaching Hermione, awkwardly holding a drink.

Draco: So… Granger. You, uh… you breathe very efficiently.

Hermione: ...Thanks?

Draco: (panicking) Like a majestic kneazle. But less hairy. Not that you're not hairy enough— I mean—

Hermione: Are you having a stroke?

Draco: (choking on his drink) Only emotionally.

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Not me finding my old Dramione drafts and realizing I wrote Crookshanks with more personality than half the human cast.

He’s in every chapter. He’s judging everyone. He’s actively plotting.

Hermione’s out here trying to decode Malfoy’s trauma and Crookshanks is committing petty crimes in the background.

I gave the cat dialogue. Dialogue.

This isn’t even Dramione anymore—it’s a Crookshanks noir mystery with two side characters falling in love.

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She stood, wiping her hands on her gown, leaving faint smears of his blood on the silk. Her shoulders were square, her chin high, but her eyes—those eyes that had seen too much—were glassy with unshed tears. “I know,” she said, her voice soft but unyielding, “what it is to carry that weight. To hate yourself for not being enough. For not knowing how to stop it. For being too late. I know, Draco.”

She didn’t ask for his secrets. Didn’t demand his trust. Instead, she laid her own bare, a gift forged in pain, offered without expectation.

Draco—bleeding, broken, furious with the world and himself—stared at her. Her words cracked something in him, a fault line he’d buried beneath titles and brandy and rage. For the first time, he saw her not as the duchess he’d bound by duty, nor the meddlesome scholar who challenged his walls, but as someone who’d clawed through the same wreckage he had. Someone who’d loved, and lost, and carried the scars in silence.

They were not so different after all.

He wanted to hate her for showing him that truth. For seeing the rot beneath his armor and not flinching. For offering him a mirror not of Lucius, but of himself—a man who might still be worth saving.

He couldn’t.

Chapter -13,

The Dirty Duchess

https://archiveofourown.org/works/8095219/chapters/18550174

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Hermione was laughing.

Laughing.

With Theo Nott.

Draco stood across the ballroom, jaw tight, drink untouched, watching as Nott leaned in a bit too close, said something clearly not that funny, and made Hermione laugh again—head thrown back, eyes sparkling.

“I’ll hex him,” Draco muttered to no one.

Blaise, beside him, raised a brow. “For making your wife laugh?”

“For enjoying it too much.”

“Ah. The capital offense of finding Hermione charming.”

Draco shot him a glare, shoved his glass into Blaise’s hand, and strode across the room like a man on a mission.

“Hermione,” he said silkily, sliding an arm around her waist, tugging her back into his chest. “Darling. I see Nott’s discovered his one joke again.”

Theo grinned. “Jealous, Malfoy?”

“Just reminding my wife who she’s going home with.”

Hermione arched a brow. “Draco—”

“He was hovering,” Draco hissed under his breath.

Hermione turned to face him fully, lips twitching. “So possessive.”

“I am possessive. Have you seen you?”

She kissed him, right there, in the middle of the ballroom.

Nott gave a mock bow and wandered off, muttering something about “dramatic blondes.”

Draco just smirked. “Mine.”

And Hermione? She didn’t mind in the slightest.

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Hermione woke to a peculiar weight on her chest—and a suspicious snore far too deep to belong to Crookshanks.

Blinking blearily, she found Draco sprawled half-on, half-off her, his head nestled beneath her chin like an overgrown cat. His hair tickled her neck, and his arms were firmly locked around her waist as though she might vanish if he loosened his grip.

“You’re crushing me,” she whispered, but she was smiling.

“Mmhmm,” Draco mumbled, not moving. “You’re warm. You smell like books and cinnamon.”

“That’s oddly specific.”

“I dreamt you were a pastry,” he added groggily. “I tried to eat your elbow.”

Hermione snorted, one hand sliding into his messy hair. “You’re ridiculous.”

He cracked one eye open. “And yet, you still married me.”

“Momentary lapse of judgment.”

He grinned into her collarbone. “I’m your favorite lapse.”

She hummed, kissing the top of his head. “You are.”

Crookshanks, perched imperiously at their feet, meowed as if in judgment.

“Oh, hush,” Draco muttered. “I got here first.”

Crookshanks swatted his foot.

Hermione laughed so hard she nearly knocked them both off the bed.

It was absurd. It was perfect.

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The Dirty Duchess, Chapter-4

With a frustrated sigh, Draco thought of inspecting the back door hoping to get a clue. Before he could turn something ran past him making a terrified cluck, cluck sound. He moved his head to the side to see a couple of terrified chickens running as if their life was on the line. Well, at least Miss Granger had chickens.

How appallingly plebeian of her!

"CROOKSKANKS! Don't you dare scare the chickens again or Martha will have my head on a platter-"

Draco winced as someone screamed like a banshee. He was about to turn to check who in the Lord's name was creating such a racket when something big, orange and certainly ugly jumped on him. Or rather on his face, if one wanted to be precise.

Then everything happened in a blink of an eye.

Draco screamed.

The offending banshee screamed.

And the creature that should have been declared as an abomination of nature screeched.

Before Draco could realize what was happening a soft warm body crashed into him and he would have gladly taken its weight but seeing as he busy, trying to shake off that damnable creature from his face, he fell on his arse.

With an oomph, Draco landed on his backside with an armful of a wriggling woman and a mouthful of her unruly curls. His body was so jarred that all he could do was stay still and take in deep breaths willing the pain to subside.

And there it was, that scent.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/8095219/chapters/18550174

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From the desk of Miss Hermione Jean Granger

(Never to see the light of day)

March 14th, 1856

Upper Mayfair, London

To: Captain Draco L. Malfoy

4th Highland Regiment, Somewhere Heroic and Frozen

My dearest Captain Malfoy,

It is with the deepest insincerity and mild panic that I must inform you—you are now engaged.

To me.

Do not panic. You are, thankfully, fictional. (At least, I very much hope so.)

Yours, with all the warmth of suppressed hysteria,

Miss Hermione J. Granger

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65412880/chapters/168339433

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🪶 NEW DRAMIONE FIC DROP! 🪶

Dear Captain Malfoy (Sorry I Made You Up)

✨ One fake Highland captain. Forty-seven letters. Zero chance of keeping her dignity. ✨

In a moment of social panic, and a touch of insanity Hermione Granger invents the perfect fiancé:

— a Highland war hero,

— tragically stationed miles away,

— handsome, brave, and very, very imaginary.

But three years and forty-seven letters later, her fictional fiancé shows up. In the flesh. With a scar, a brooding stare, and one very real question:

"Why the hell have you been writing to me?"

Now she’s stuck with:

💌 a fake engagement gone very public

🫖 a village full of gossips

🐐 a goat with no manners

⚔️ a man she can’t stop thinking about

…and absolutely zero plans for how to survive any of it.

A slow-burn, Regency-era Dramione rom-com packed with forged letters, simmering tension, scandalous whispers, and the best worst idea Hermione’s ever had.

📚 Read it now--

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65412880/chapters/168339433

🔁 Reblogs are love! 🖤

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The Dirty Duchess

It’s been so long, I think about a year back when I last updated The Dirty Duchess.

Since then I still get favorites and love and reviews and kudos and what not. And the guilt, oh the guilt that I couldn’t write anymore.

Dont get me wrong, I have sat infront of my laptop dozens of times, wringing my hands writing and deleting, writing and deleting it after some days.

It’s not that I don’t know where I want to take the story. I know the plot in my head but every word I write comes out as complete and utter shit.

It’s as if I have forgotten how to write English and my final year medical degree workload isn’t helping it.

I would get a review out of the blue about the story and for a moment my heart would start spinning lines and scenes but then when I would sit with my laptop or even a scrap of paper to write, its as if my mind has vacated the premises and buggered itself off.

People still like the story and ask if I am meaning to continue it or not.

And I do want to.

I want to hit that completed button so bad. Lord help me.

So if any kind person out there wants to bounce around ideas and probably beta it for me would like to come forward. Please do.

🙏🏻 thanks.

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married.

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Dean and Cas AU series: [4/?]

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whenever someone asks me who jared and jenses are, i just show them this gif

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The state of Kerala, India, is experiencing one of the worst floods since 1924. Over 20,000 houses have been damaged completely and 10,000 km of roads have been destroyed. Essential services have taken a hit, with shortages in medical supplies and drinking water reported from several places. A red alert has been issued in 11 of the 14 districts.

324 people have lost their lives since the rains started on May 29. Over half of them - 190 across 14 districts - have died in the last few days. Over 314,000 people have been moved to relief camps across the state with many more still missing or unreachable.

AnboduKochi is a non-profit organisation that has been one of the largest groups to provide relief support in Kochi, they need cash to transport all the donations they have been getting and make sure it gets to the relief camps.

keralarescue.in is an initiative by Govt. of Kerala, Kerala State IT Mission and IEEE Kerala Section for effective collaboration and communications between authorities, volunteers and public

Google has put out a consolidated and pin-dropped list of centres providing rescue ops, including shelters, food and water, medicine and essentials, volunteers, Jeep rescue and ambulances, among others.

In case you are looking for someone stranded in Kerala or have information about someone, use the Person Finder, which crowdsources information, to help.

Below are some ways to donate and help rebuild the lives of those affected.

The Chief Minister’s Distress Relief Fund (CMDRF) is 100% exempt from tax and “is an emergency assistance release mechanism granting immediate relief to families and individuals distressed by calamity, loss of life due to accidents and chronic diseases.”

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Flipkart allows users to donate to NGO Goonj

Paytm allows users to donate to the CMDRF and matches each donation made rupee for rupee

Oxfam India is on the ground providing dry food, clean water, shelter & long-term recovery.

British Malayali Kerala Floods Relief Appeal if you are living in the UK

Kerala Flood Relief Fund from USA if you are living in the US

Kerala Flood Relief Fund from SMYM Australia or Donate to Help Kerala Flood Victims by Australian India Foundation Incorporated if you are living in Australia

Milaap is a crowdfunding website

Ketto is also a crowdfunding website

Please consider donating any amount of money you can. If you know of any more resources and ways to help, please add to this post.

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[Supernatural Parody 2]

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Deadpool throwing massive shade at the supernatural fandom… my life is complete.