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i could do this with jim and richie

Could I possibly request some prompts between a kidnapper and a person kidnapped after the kidnapper confused them for someone else?

Hmm, maybe:

“Well, this is embarrassing.”

“Are you sure you’re not them? I feel like it would be a lot easier if you were them. For me, I mean, but maybe for you as well, because I don’t know what I’m supposed to do now.”

“They would move into the same town as their doppelgänger, just to mess with me. Ugh. They totally deserve this.”

“Wait, you’re not them, are you?”

“Mmmph!”

“Oh, right, the gag.”

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CATS HAVE LIMITED OBJECT PERMANENCE AND DON’T ALWAYS UNDERSTAND THAT TWO DIFFERENT DOORS CAN LEAD TO THE SAME ROOM

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Straight dudes are their own worst enemies when it comes to getting laid.

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google search: how to take a break from the linear flow of time

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Overwatch lore: Talon is a group of assassins, thieves, and criminals who strike from the shadows and disappear without a trace

Talon Members: A purple woman in reflective pink spandex, a glowing hacker with the most distinct hairstyle on the fucking planet, an eight foot tall black man built like a brick shithouse, and a zombie who always wears a big dumb ookie spooky mask on operations.

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I’m a strong independent shipper who doesn’t need no canon.

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Trevor Hill is the gay socialist revolutionary we need right now.

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im so glad he did this because ive had such a hard time explaining why its fucked to say things like that

The psychiatrist who wrote the criteria for narcissism just made an extremely important point about what’s wrong with diagnosing Trump with mental disorders

Dr. Allen Frances says in speculating about Trump’s mental health, we are doing a disservice to those who do suffer from mental illness. In a series of tweets, he explained why he doesn’t think Trump is a narcissist — and how harmful it can be for us to keep assuming that he is.

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uhhhh dear jolkien rolkien r tolkien, this is the gayest thing i’ve ever read, in my life,

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oh yeah absolutely though

White people be like "white people be like" but they the white people that be like

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biphobia isnt cute even when you use food as analogies for people

Look lads, all I’m saying is: if you claim to like both pizza and sushi but we stay catching you ordering pizza week after week, month after month, people are gonna ask questions and wonder about the validity of your bisexuality. I’m not out here saying you’re a ~fake~ or anything like that, I’m just sayin tho

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gross

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2017 is about finding healthy ways to cope

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tries to find receipts that prove roachpatrol is a horrible person because i've never actually looked into it before and it was on my dash again wow tumblr really is crazy. like. people are going "look how transphobic!!" when she's clearly not. nothing she said in the pics i saw was actually that bad. "pedophilia!!" for drawing teenagers? pedophilia refers to prepubescents so no? "incest!!" like when did you guys become puritans? "fics about dubcon/rape!!" would you rather it wasn't tagged? like what's the problem here?

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Rise Up. ✊