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I have 47 more scooby doo reaction images and squirt will have embodied every single one of them by the end of the campaign

I am gonna break your little ball of sunshine and rage just so you miss one (1) reaction image.

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This popped up in one of my FB groups and I thought it was rad!

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PC makes a good argument, but doesn't roll well enough to persuade

By all rights, the NPC should be convinced by what the PC says; but the dice say otherwise. Here’s some suggestions for how they could respond.

“You’re just trying to confuse the issue!”

“You made some good points, but I have my orders.”

“Wait, what about this incredibly minor detail in what you just said, we need to argue that point.”

“Yeah but consider this: I don’t care.”

“It’s good that you’re so concerned, but leave this to the experts.”

“I need some time to think about it.”

“That sounds exactly right! I need to go though, so good luck with everything.”

“If only things worked that way.”

“We’re too busy right now; come back later, when things should have calmed down.”

“It doesn’t matter what pretty words you use, I know that nothing you say can be trusted.”

“Forget that; this other issue is what really matters.”

“Sorry, what did you just say? I have a really bad headache, and it’s hard to concentrate on things.”

“I’m not even going to dignify that with a response.”

“Yep, I got it: here’s how I interpreted what you said, which is pretty far off from what you intended.”

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Tips for making a puzzle for your players

Take what you think their intelligence is and divide it by 2 at least.

Riddles are lit.

I'll add more later. Toodles

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Hey dum dum I love you thot

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