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civil war

Yes i rewatched this movie shut up I do what I want

I’m all team Cap for many reasons but I think not enough people realize there’s a difference between the fight between Team Cap and Team Iron Man and the fight between Tony and Steve. Steve was right in not telling Tony about his parents because he himself didn’t even know if it was true but Tony was also right in crashing out because all he’s seeing is a man he considers a friend defending his parents’ murderer.

Steve is also right in defending Bucky because as much as he tries to act like he’s fine, for him, the 40s and Bucky was like 4 years and a few weeks before. Bucky is literally his only family at this point and to add to that Steve knows Bucky was conditioned to fight and kill for HYDRA while Tony doesn’t, at least not as much as Steve.

On the Team Cap VS Team Iron Man fight, this is mostly a political debate. At least it should be if everyone in Team Iron Man wasn’t ready to throw the Accords to the wind if it didn’t play in their favour (except Rhody my man is committed).

i understand the fact that Tony thinks the team should have some kind of way to be regulated and put in check and i even agree with that sentiment but the Accords were physically inhuman. They violated a bunch of laws and human rights (especially for ‘enhanced’ humans, like Wanda, Thor, Hulk and, oh, fucking Spider Man who is a kid that Tony both kidnapped and didn’t even inform of what he was fighting for past the fact that Steve was wrong in his eyes but that’s a whole other can of worms I’ll get into maybe another time)

I have a link somewhere about the list of things the Accords would require enhanced people to do but to name a few they would have to have no secret identities, they would have to give DNA samples to the government, wear a tracking device and could be imprisoned without trial if the government felt like it.

A mistake a lot of people also seem to make is say that Steve flat out spit in the face of like 107 countries saying he knew better than them and while that’s not exactly what happened, he isn’t even wrong. SHIELD had been infiltrated by HYDRA just two movies before and Project Insight had almost been made a reality, so I think Steve is valid to be wary of signing over complete authority of what is basically a team of ticking bombs to the government. Add to that the fact that Steve is probably the one that actually understands the government the most (because he was basically a war propaganda during the 40s and saw behind the scenes the length the people in power would go to both stay in power and make it seem like them staying in power was the best for everyone) and the fact that the Avengers were informed of the Accords three days before its signature and the fact that Peggy died right after the meeting and so Steve had to fly over to London and I get why Steve was like that.

the fact isn’t that Steve was right, it was that the Accords were fundamentally wrong. Steve flat out refused because, unlike Tony, he was thinking about what the Avengers would be agreeing to now with sighing the Accords. The fact that one: they almost completely stripped enhanced people of rights and two: would be very difficult to negotiate considering they’re being signed by so many countries means that signing them now without any opportunity to discuss potential issues is a very real problem, especially for Steve who almost lost Bucky back in the 40s (when he rescued the 107th from idontrememberthenameoftheplace) because of a similar situation.

Overall, I don’t think Tony was right, but he also wasn’t wrong. Same for Steve. The idea behind the Accords is sound in theory, but in practice, it just couldn’t happen. Thing is, Tony works by theories. He said it himself, he’s a mad genius. Science works by theories and then practice. That was Tony’s approach and that’s where he went wrong.

Steve is the opposite. He doesn’t stop to think about all possible outcomes or ways to do it, he sees the big picture and its consequences. That’s how he fights, that’s how he lives. By his logic and guts. That’s why I think he was more right than Tony.

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couple’s counseling

i was listening to venom 2 again because yes shut up it’s my life and like. Dan thinks Eddie and Venom are together. As a couple. I was watching the scene where Venom goes back to Eddie after being in Anne and the whole time Dan is watching. That man did not think Eddie wanted Anne back, no, he thought he wanted Venom to take him back *which he did*. He thought Venom and Eddie had broken up or something and were getting back together istg this movie-

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Je s’appelle Groot

so something i noticed recently is that, in Infinity War on the Wakandan battlefield when Steve meets Groot, Groot says (as usual) I am Groot but since I sometimes listen to movies in French, the translation of I am Groot in the movie is ‘Je s’appelle Groot’ which can roughly be translated to ‘I am named Groot’. It’s not something that’s syntactically correct in my language.

which makes it all the more funny when Steve answers with I am Steve Rogers because in French it’s ‘Je s’appelle Steve Rogers’, or basically ‘I am named Steve Rogers’, and I think that’s very funny

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Ive fallen back in the Stucky obsession so here’s a list of prompts I’d absolutely love to read:

arhem-

-A fic where Bucky stays next to Steve after pulling him out of the river because the fall broke his head a little so now you just have this famous assassin hovering threateningly over Steve’s shoulder while mah boi is obvious to it

-Cook Bucky. No i will not elaborate

-Winter Soldier Bucky totally misinterpreting (aka some kind of concussion or brain damage) the objective of his mission and ends up taking care of Steve because he’s working himself half to death (I’m imagining a thing where Pierce told him that Steve was a high threat target and that engaging him would be dangerous and Bucky somehow interpreted that as ‘I can only fight the target if he’s in perfect physical condition’)

-One where Steve had never planned on staying in the 1940s after Endgame (he just wanted to take Peggy up on that dance for old times’ sake) but something happened and he can’t come back in the future so now Bucky has to go save him. Sam is an unwilling participant

that’s all i can think of rn. Tell me please if anyone knows a fic like that

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swords

Id honestly really like the fact that Zuko is insanely good with swords. Like, he’s on par with Azula and Katara and Toph for bending and he is good at it but swords?? They’re his thing. Sokka can only dream of besting him in a spar and he can go toe to toe with Piandao because he’s that good.

And the only reason he’s that good is because he likes swords. He likes training with them, and it feels more natural than his bending, which always feels more like a duty.

I dunno, i just really like Zuko having the spirit of a street kid that was born a prince

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Why did i ever thought book binding was a good idea

I am folding all these shits by hand istg

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I think it'd be funny if Damian kept up his formal speech patterns for the sole purpose of appearance. Originally, he would've learned to speak that way in the League, but I feel like Jason's informality and unseriousness would rub off on him eventually.

Alfred is gone for the week and Bruce is cooking for the bats

Bruce: "Alright guys, it's a little burnt, but it still might be good."

Tim, squinting his eyes at the plate: "B, it looks radioactive.."

Damian: "Father, I will not be consuming this horrible dish. It seems itself to be inedible, and I will not be poisoned by your lack of skill in the food department."

Later

Damian, on the phone with Jason: "It looked like shit! He served us all mystery meat, Todd. Bring me some decent food right now or I'm killing myself."

Jason: "Jeez, kid, take a chill pill or something. I'm on my way."

Damian: "There is no pill chill enough for me to take, Todd! I can't keep starving myself whenever Dad is put in charge. He's going to kill us all on accident!"

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while i absolutely love fics where Zuko somehow ends up in the Southern Water Tribe as a kid and becomes friends with Katara and Sokka, I’d honestly love to see more of the water siblings being normal — well, as normal as you can be in their circumstances — for siblings and then you have Zuko who can’t make friends for shit and doesn’t know what snow looks like but also has more combat training than half the men in the tribe.

just- let me give you my vision:

sokka, happy to have a new friend: cmon, let’s go do a snowball fight!!

zuko, who doesn’t know what a snowball is but heard the word fight: *internally panicking because fights with pseudo siblings never ended well for him because Azula*

and then you get zuko who pulls a defensive swordsman move and instinctively punch sokka in the throat before panicking even more because fuck fuck fuck I hurt someone agni please help me-

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Bruce: your disguise is a pair of glasses?

Clark: yours is being stupid?

Superbat identity porn my beloved

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I don’t know why in my head the dark antisocial one is almost always the bottom. Like wdym being traumatized and having daddy issues doesn’t make you wanna be taken care of and topped by an absolute sunshine?? It certainly would make me want to

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I know that its fairly common for Jason to have blue eyes that turn green when the pit is active, but I support that Jason's eyes are just bright green now. They don't necessarily glow all the time, but they are notably green.

The first time that Jason takes his helmet off in front of the family after his resurrection Dick won't stop staring at him and Bruce keeps glancing at him when he thinks Jason can't see it.

Jason starts taking off his helmet less because the blatant reminder that he came back different, changed, wrong.

Then Damian shows up and starts talking about how both of them inherited their mother's eyes (he refuses to listen to anyone trying to tell him it doesn't work that way)

Slowly but surely, when Jason takes off his helmet and looks in the mirror, instead of seeing wrongness staring back at him, all he can see is his baby brother's eyes.

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Hello I wanted to present this to you bc the brainworms won’t leave me alone.

Obvi Slade and Jason both would be super light sleepers but I think that once they start to ✨trust ✨ each other more that not only does Slade sleep like a rock, but he snores bc he’s finally able to relax enough while sleeping to do it

Also thank you for getting me into the jayde agenda 🙇🏼‍♀️

I had an idea a few weeks ago where Slade whose always been a light sleeper because of his enhanced senses starts getting really good sleep at Jason's place because being surrounded by things that remind him of Jason soothe him a bit . The weird staccato hum of Jason's fridge in his apartment because Slade tried to carry it himself up the stairs to prove a point when Jason got it and accidentally dinked it pretty hard off the wall. Jason buys nice soft sheets that always have a tiny copper tinge to the scent from when he constantly unsticks a bandage when he's asleep and isn't arsed buying new ones, just washes them and lives with a little stain. Or Slade who just uses his healing factor and doesn't even stitch up before sleep.

The sirens and occasional gunshots through Jason's pretty solidly soundproofed windows cuz ya know. Gotham. Jason's sweat mixed with his deodorant and shampoo just permeates the room.

ANYWAY! The idea was how funny it would be for there to be a relationship reveal cuz one of the bats broke into Jason's apartment to nab a case relevant USB Jason was meant to give them but forgot and it's pretty urgent. Rifling through the apartment as normal and just freezing cuz

What's that noise?

"what the fuck. Jason is NOT home right now. I just saw him on patrol"

Slowly creaks open Jason's bedroom door and it's just Slade

Sleeping like he pays rent (he does). Snores so loud it's fucking reverberating through the floor. Legs akimbo , possible nude under the duvet that's not fully covering his body.

Just totally conked out, has to set his alarms at full volume when he's staying at Jason's because he's so accustomed to Jason climbing into bed at all hours of the night after patrol , thumping around taking off his armour and putting his weapons away , that he needs an extra oomf to wake up when he needs to.

Whoever broke into Jason's apartment having to creep out like they're trying not to wake up a fucking grizzly bear cuz what the actual fuck why is Deathstroke the Terminator dreaming sweetly in Jason's bed.

Thank you for your lovely brainworms!!

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*Jason will remember this*

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Dick : so yeah, we should definitely- oh hey jason, do you want to join us? We were planning to go to the movies-

Jason, who's looking down at his phone, walking past them,

Jason : maby another time, dad.

Dick :

Tim :

Damian :

Duke :

Jason, just walking off, leaving them baffled.

Duke : ..what just happend?

Dick : oh no..do I.. look like bruce?..

Tim who's being frantic : did he even notice that he called you- wait what? How-

Damian : does todd think...

Duke : is this normal? Did this happen before?!

Tim : ...no. sure, dick is a great older brother but none of us ever called him dad..

Damian : I'm sure todd ment to say dick, but misspoke..

Dick : do I look like b?!!!

Jason, who recently found out that dick tried to adopt him, and now to mess with bruce, calling dick dad and B gramps.

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bringing this back

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