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doing research on white wine for a thing and can we back up for a second on that last one???
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Dragons and dwarves sharing a symbiotic relationship. Dragons needing large tunnels and treasures, and dwarves already enjoying digging for treasures coming to a mutually beneficial arrangement. The dragons keep the dwarves safe and protected from invaders and in return the dwarves help keep their combined hoardes preserved. Imagine dwarves being the only ones able to ride dragons. They know how to polish swords and dragon scales so beautifully they look like treasures themselves. Dragons lending shed scales to give dwarves fireproof armor. Dwarves maintaining dragon egg chambers and bonding with a dragon from hatching, mutually respecting one another from the start. Dragons calling their personal dwarf rider by a gem name in reference to them being part of their treasure as a form of endearment and respect.
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google search Beautiful rocks near me
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Let me make one thing extremely fucking clear
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dwarf pussy will compress the carbon in your dick into diamonds
censorship
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lets play throw each other down the concrete staircase
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Everybody give it up for columnar jointing
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I might have overdone it on caffeine tonight. Maybe. Just a smidge.
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#dwarf#dwarves#elf#elves#fuck elves all my clanmates hate elves#fantasy#d&d#dnd#dungeons and dragons
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while you studied the blade i studied the forge so i could make you the very best blade in the world! love you baby
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one elf cigarette, husbanded carefully, can burn for 3 or 4 human generations. my boy your great grandpappy bummed this ciggie from the leaf-crowned prince of the splendid dales and it has burned on the mantle of our house ever since. on your 14th nameday, my son, you will puff it at last, and become a man
#dwarf#dwarves#elf#elves#fuck elves all my clanmates hate elves#gnome#gnomes#fantasy#d&d#dnd#dungeons and dragons
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~ Dagger.
Culture: Tingit
Place of origin: Northwest Coast, Alaska
Date: 19th century
Medium: Iron, wood, abalone shell, leather
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That was not what I was thinking he was making at the start of this
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