dysco-lymonade
dysco-lymonade
dysco-lymonade
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Kris, 30s, she/her. Clexa trash. 18+ only.ao3
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dysco-lymonade · 3 days ago
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ALYCIA DEBNAM-CAREY via Laura Harrier on Instagram, June 22nd 2025
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dysco-lymonade · 3 days ago
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Are you single? Are you ready to mingle?
Who’s askin? 🤔
I’m married & poly & not actively looking
I do enjoy a good mingle
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dysco-lymonade · 7 days ago
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Why didn’t the lightning take part in the storm?
Because it was on strike! ⛈️
Our lightning certainly wasn’t on strike today!
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dysco-lymonade · 7 days ago
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dysco-lymonade · 7 days ago
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What do clouds wear during storms?
Thunderwear!
Need some thunderwear for these thunder thighs 🥁
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dysco-lymonade · 9 days ago
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Mad about politics again
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dysco-lymonade · 10 days ago
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Have fun at the lake! Be safe and make good choices!
Welp.
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dysco-lymonade · 15 days ago
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Are you bringing some orange pop to the lake with you?
Haha yeah I’ll crack open a cold one for you on the boat
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dysco-lymonade · 16 days ago
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This meme feels like a personal attack, and I’m not even technically in the Midwest. Or am I? Nobody ever knows where Northern Kentucky belongs, including Northern Kentuckians…
I think North Kentuckians technically fall somewhere within that no-mans-land vortex of Fuck-All Existence that is The Ohio Valley 😌
So like, Easterly Neighbors of the Midwest 🤠
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dysco-lymonade · 21 days ago
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Happy birthday! 💖💖💖
Thanks!
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dysco-lymonade · 21 days ago
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Happy Birthday 🎁🎉🎂 I hope you have a wonderful birthday and may all your wishes come true this year
Thanks, friend! 💕
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dysco-lymonade · 21 days ago
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Happy birthday!!
Thanks, Anon 🫶🏻
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dysco-lymonade · 21 days ago
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COVER REVEAL TIIIIIIIME!
I hope you like neurodivergent bi for neurodivergent bi romance because baybeeeeee I got one coming your way.
LGBTQ Reads has the exclusive.
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dysco-lymonade · 21 days ago
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Happy birthday to the best friend I could ever ask for ❤️
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Thanks Love ❤️ you’re also the best best friend I could ever ask for!
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dysco-lymonade · 22 days ago
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#q
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dysco-lymonade · 23 days ago
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dysco-lymonade · 24 days ago
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I have been feeling super stagnant in my culinary life lately. I work as a kitchen manager every day of my life, but I don’t get my hands on anything; my staff handles all of that. I haven’t been cooking much at home aside from easy meals or throw-together soups and such for quite some time.
Today, I made an entire meal from scratch. And it was DELICIOUS!
The pasta, the sauce, & the meatballs all came together from ingredients put together with my own hands.
HUGE shoutout to @thatonewherelexasachef for the recipes and encouragement 🙏🏻 😊 🥰 I appreciate you more than you know, buddy! You’re pulling me out of my slump!
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