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LotLot: *walks in and puts a human skull on the table where Tater and Serena are sitting*

Serena: Uh... LotLot?

LotLot: What?

Serena: The skull?

LotLot: Oh yeah, that's my dad's.

Tater, lurching back: OH MY GOD!!!

LotLot: No, it's not his, it belongs to him. He'd put it out every Christmas to remind us that even though it's the holidays, people still die.

LotLot: Plus, you can put candy in it!

Cherry, entering: Hey kids... Aww, the Christmas candy skull! You remembered!

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Told my kids I couldn't find the hot cocoa powder to which my 7yo said, "maybe someone took it and hid it behind my bed" which is a suspiciously specific theory.

Iván, mentioning Toñita

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THIS IS BEAUTIFUL!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

😍💖😭💖😭💖😍

Can you do a moodboard with my Primos OC Devin

Devin @dzed399

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Ivan, pulls out lightsaber: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS!

Gustavo, also pulls out lightsaber: IF SHE BREATHES, SHE'S A THOT!!!

Silvia, in the background: What is going on?

Cherry, also in the background: I have no Idea...

Rita, face-palming: Fucking idiotas.

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Big Nacho, answering his phone: Hello?

Mysterious Voice: Turn around...

Big Nacho: *cautiously turns around*

Mysterious Voice: Down here...

Big Nacho: *looks down*

Pop, laying on the floor with his phone in his hand: I can't get up.

Big Nacho: DANG IT POP!

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Lita: Today, I'm going to show you how I put this meatloaf in the oven, and in just thirty short minutes-

*5 minutes later*

Lita: I burned mi tía's entire house to the ground. So...

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Don't Let The Madness In (Primos Parody)

- For context, everyone is trapped in a panic room and Tater is singing about not losing their minds

Tater: Don't lose your mind

Don't lose your mind

Don't give in and let the crazy come inside

Don't let the madness in

Don't let the madness in

Don't give in and let the crazy come inside

[Verse]

Tater: I think it's time that we face the fact

The deck is stacked, the bags are packed

Destination: Trapped

And we should all agree neither you nor me will go all...

Huh, huh, huh, huh!

What I mean when I say that is that we don't lose our heads

And we keep our cool composure

If we don't, then it's over

Skipped over, so no one is going nowhere

We won't survive this room...

Bam!

[Verse]

Tater: Think about Lord of the Flies

We can't end up like those kids, please!

Gordita: I think that we have it far worse than them

They had an island, we have a room

They had trees and plenty of water

We got these...

Nachito: And you got Nachito!

Toñita: [unenthusiastically] Yeah, we got... Nachito.

[Chorus]

Tater: Don't lose your mind (Don't lose your mind!)

Don't lose your mind (Don't lose your mind!)

Don't give in and let the crazy come inside

Don't let the madness in

Don't let the madness in

Don't give in and let the crazy come inside

Don't lose your mind

Don't lose your mind

Don't give in and let the crazy come inside

Don't let the madness in

Don't let the madness in

Don't give in and let the crazy come inside!

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Primos LGBTQIA+ Headcanons

Tere - Trans Bisexual 💙💖🤍💖💙 💖💜💙

@misiahasahardname

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Primos LGBTQIA+ Headcanons

Tabi - Trans Lesbian 💙💖🤍💖💙 🧡🤍💖

@dracunettes

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End Credits:

It's my heart

It's my soul

It's my home

It's the city

The City of Angels

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Primos Main Theme Song Lyrics:

Tater: Hey! Another day in my old 'hood!

Summer's startin', and it's gonna be so good!

Hey, oh hey! I was gonna be so cool

Then you all moved in and got me looking like a fool... again

Everyone: ¡Oye Primos!

Tater: Why you all up in my face?

Everyone: ¡Oye Primos!

Tater: Get up out my space!

Everyone: ¡Oye Primos!

Tater: You're wearin' out my brain.

You're drivin’ me insane.

Not the roll call again!

Cousin Bud, Nacho, and Lita

Tere, Tabi, and Toñita

Scooter, LotLot, and Gordita

Nachito, ChaCha, and Lucita

Everyone: Yeah!

Tater: No! Come on!

Everyone: ¡Oye Primos!

Tater: Ugh...

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Nellie Work Lyrics:

Nellie: I'm putting one foot in front of the other

Steppin' up, I won't be shrinking, no negative thinking

I won’t be quittin' nah

I'm in the driver's seat

Hey Tater, look at me go

Yeah, yeah

But oh, I feel the pressure

Is this the price you pay for being clever?

Hold up, I gotta focus, gotta measure

Don't know if I can do this on my own

Tater: But know you're not alone

I'm right behind you, so keep going

I'll follow every step you take

Because I know you will lead the way

Both: We're gonna work work

Yeah we'll be workin' together

You in the front front/Me in the front front

I'll back you up/You'll back me up

For whatever whatever come comes

I know you're never ever gonna/You know I'm never ever gonna

Be alone, Nellie Nellie

Keep going, Nellie Nellie

Gonna work work

Look at you leading the way now/Look at me leading the way now

Just like you should should/Just like I should should

You know I got you/I know you got me

But baby you're lookin' good good/But baby I'm lookin' good good

I know you're never ever gonna/You know I'm never ever gonna

Be alone, Nellie Nellie

Keep going, Nellie Nellie

Work work

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This Pouf Lyrics:

Tater: Hooo!

C'mon... Ha!

Don’t recognize my own reflection

It’s like a stranger staring back

There’s a monster in the mirror

And she’s reaching right through the glass

Now I’m running fast as I can run but it’s not fast enough she’s catching up

She keeps on gettin nearer

And I’m never gonna be her match

This hair care confusion

Just keeps me running from

My hair scare illusion

Don’t want the world to see...

This POUF

Just keeps on getting higher

(Higher)

A simple brush would never do

I don’t know what it’s gonna take

Can YOU

Can you tell me to how to fight her

(Fight her)

No matter how I push and pull

She will never back down or break this pouf!

(Pouf, pouf-pouf, pouf)

This pouf!

(Pouf, pouf-pouf, pouf)

She will never back down or break

This pouf!

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A Party's Not a Party Without My Primos Lyrics:

Tater: Well I said something nasty, because I really stink

But I didn't really mean it, and what I really think is

When your primos come to visit there's no cons, only pros

Even when it's messy, like old sloppy joes

Even when I felt just like a dog who's wearing pantyhose

I still shouldn't have told you "Adios!"

And now the song is ending and there's one thing you should know;

That a party's not a party without my primos!

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Make Her Proud (Reprise) Lyrics:

Tater, LotLot & Lita: Everything turns out better

(Yes it does!)

LotLot & Lita: When we all work together

(Oh yeah!)

Cousin Bud: We'll use our special abilities

(Let's go!)

Tere, Tabi, and Toñita: To make these the best festivities

(Work, work!)

Tater & Lita: Our Buela needs us

No one cares like she does

So let's go all out today

All: 'Cause

We're in a rhythm today

Coordinated, feeling great

We're gonna make her proud

Nothing can get in our way

This concentration cannot break

We're gonna make her proud

Nachito: I'll harness and use my wild

Tere, Tabi, and Toñita: We'll do it up T-sis style

Big Nacho: 'Til Buela walks down the aisle

Until they say their vows

All: Nothing can get in our way

This concentration cannot break

We're gonna make her proud

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Make Her Proud Lyrics:

Gordita: Don't need any reactivity

(Not today!)

LotLot: Or dark paranormal activity

(No way!)

Big Nacho & Nachito: We’re a general liability

(That's true!)

Tere, Tabi, and Toñita: Who needs this much flexibility?

(Not you!)

Tater & Lita: Our Buela needs us

No one cares like she does

So let's be less us today

All: 'Cause

Life won't get in her way

Not today, not today

We're gonna make her proud

Yeah we'll quit messin' around

Not go out, not be loud

We're gonna shut it down

Nachito: I'm not gonna be so wild

LotLot: I'll bury this wicked child

Lita: I won't even drive a mile

Just gonna sit it out

All: Life won't get in her way

Not today, not today

We're gonna make her proud

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Vivo Soñando Lyrics:

Patricia: I have dreams in my heart

Far too big to believe

They'll come true, but I still live to dream

Tater: You're just like me; I have dreams

But there's no limit to all I'll achieve

Bisabuela Patricia and I

Live to dream

Patricia: Vivo Soñando

Tater: There's just no limit to what I can be

Patricia: But it's just a dream to me

Tater: I live to dream

Patricia: Vivo Soñando

Tater: Everything I'll achieve starts with

Patricia: But I know that it's all just

Both: A dream