dzed399
dzed399
Dzed399
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🏳️‍🌈💖💜💙Autistic, ADHD, and Bi💙💜💖🏳️‍⚧️
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dzed399 · 2 hours ago
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LotLot: *walks in and puts a human skull on the table where Tater and Serena are sitting*
Serena: Uh... LotLot?
LotLot: What?
Serena: The skull?
LotLot: Oh yeah, that's my dad's.
Tater, lurching back: OH MY GOD!!!
LotLot: No, it's not his, it belongs to him. He'd put it out every Christmas to remind us that even though it's the holidays, people still die.
LotLot: Plus, you can put candy in it!
Cherry, entering: Hey kids... Aww, the Christmas candy skull! You remembered!
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dzed399 · 7 hours ago
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Told my kids I couldn't find the hot cocoa powder to which my 7yo said, "maybe someone took it and hid it behind my bed" which is a suspiciously specific theory.
Iván, mentioning Toñita
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dzed399 · 7 hours ago
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THIS IS BEAUTIFUL!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!
😍💖😭💖😭💖😍
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Can you do a moodboard with my Primos OC Devin
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Devin @dzed399
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dzed399 · 18 hours ago
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Ivan, pulls out lightsaber: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS!
Gustavo, also pulls out lightsaber: IF SHE BREATHES, SHE'S A THOT!!!
Silvia, in the background: What is going on?
Cherry, also in the background: I have no Idea...
Rita, face-palming: Fucking idiotas.
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dzed399 · 19 hours ago
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Big Nacho, answering his phone: Hello?
Mysterious Voice: Turn around...
Big Nacho: *cautiously turns around*
Mysterious Voice: Down here...
Big Nacho: *looks down*
Pop, laying on the floor with his phone in his hand: I can't get up.
Big Nacho: DANG IT POP!
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dzed399 · 19 hours ago
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Lita: Today, I'm going to show you how I put this meatloaf in the oven, and in just thirty short minutes-
*5 minutes later*
Lita: I burned mi tía's entire house to the ground. So...
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dzed399 · 2 days ago
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Don't Let The Madness In (Primos Parody)
- For context, everyone is trapped in a panic room and Tater is singing about not losing their minds
Tater: Don't lose your mind
Don't lose your mind
Don't give in and let the crazy come inside
Don't let the madness in
Don't let the madness in
Don't give in and let the crazy come inside
[Verse]
Tater: I think it's time that we face the fact
The deck is stacked, the bags are packed
Destination: Trapped
And we should all agree neither you nor me will go all...
Huh, huh, huh, huh!
What I mean when I say that is that we don't lose our heads
And we keep our cool composure
If we don't, then it's over
Skipped over, so no one is going nowhere
We won't survive this room...
Bam!
[Verse]
Tater: Think about Lord of the Flies
We can't end up like those kids, please!
Gordita: I think that we have it far worse than them
They had an island, we have a room
They had trees and plenty of water
We got these...
Nachito: And you got Nachito!
Toñita: [unenthusiastically] Yeah, we got... Nachito.
[Chorus]
Tater: Don't lose your mind (Don't lose your mind!)
Don't lose your mind (Don't lose your mind!)
Don't give in and let the crazy come inside
Don't let the madness in
Don't let the madness in
Don't give in and let the crazy come inside
Don't lose your mind
Don't lose your mind
Don't give in and let the crazy come inside
Don't let the madness in
Don't let the madness in
Don't give in and let the crazy come inside!
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dzed399 · 3 days ago
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Primos LGBTQIA+ Headcanons
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Tere - Trans Bisexual 💙💖🤍💖💙 💖💜💙
@misiahasahardname
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dzed399 · 4 days ago
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Primos LGBTQIA+ Headcanons
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Tabi - Trans Lesbian 💙💖🤍💖💙 🧡🤍💖
@dracunettes
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dzed399 · 4 days ago
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End Credits:
It's my heart
It's my soul
It's my home
It's the city
The City of Angels
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dzed399 · 4 days ago
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Primos Main Theme Song Lyrics:
Tater: Hey! Another day in my old 'hood!
Summer's startin', and it's gonna be so good!
Hey, oh hey! I was gonna be so cool
Then you all moved in and got me looking like a fool... again
Everyone: ¡Oye Primos!
Tater: Why you all up in my face?
Everyone: ¡Oye Primos!
Tater: Get up out my space!
Everyone: ¡Oye Primos!
Tater: You're wearin' out my brain.
You're drivin’ me insane.
Not the roll call again!
Cousin Bud, Nacho, and Lita
Tere, Tabi, and Toñita
Scooter, LotLot, and Gordita
Nachito, ChaCha, and Lucita
Everyone: Yeah!
Tater: No! Come on!
Everyone: ¡Oye Primos!
Tater: Ugh...
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dzed399 · 4 days ago
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Nellie Work Lyrics:
Nellie: I'm putting one foot in front of the other
Steppin' up, I won't be shrinking, no negative thinking
I won’t be quittin' nah
I'm in the driver's seat
Hey Tater, look at me go
Yeah, yeah
But oh, I feel the pressure
Is this the price you pay for being clever?
Hold up, I gotta focus, gotta measure
Don't know if I can do this on my own
Tater: But know you're not alone
I'm right behind you, so keep going
I'll follow every step you take
Because I know you will lead the way
Both: We're gonna work work
Yeah we'll be workin' together
You in the front front/Me in the front front
I'll back you up/You'll back me up
For whatever whatever come comes
I know you're never ever gonna/You know I'm never ever gonna
Be alone, Nellie Nellie
Keep going, Nellie Nellie
Gonna work work
Look at you leading the way now/Look at me leading the way now
Just like you should should/Just like I should should
You know I got you/I know you got me
But baby you're lookin' good good/But baby I'm lookin' good good
I know you're never ever gonna/You know I'm never ever gonna
Be alone, Nellie Nellie
Keep going, Nellie Nellie
Work work
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dzed399 · 4 days ago
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This Pouf Lyrics:
Tater: Hooo!
C'mon... Ha!
Don’t recognize my own reflection
It’s like a stranger staring back
There’s a monster in the mirror
And she’s reaching right through the glass
Now I’m running fast as I can run but it’s not fast enough she’s catching up
She keeps on gettin nearer
And I’m never gonna be her match
This hair care confusion
Just keeps me running from
My hair scare illusion
Don’t want the world to see...
This POUF
Just keeps on getting higher
(Higher)
A simple brush would never do
I don’t know what it’s gonna take
Can YOU
Can you tell me to how to fight her
(Fight her)
No matter how I push and pull
She will never back down or break this pouf!
(Pouf, pouf-pouf, pouf)
This pouf!
(Pouf, pouf-pouf, pouf)
She will never back down or break
This pouf!
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dzed399 · 4 days ago
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A Party's Not a Party Without My Primos Lyrics:
Tater: Well I said something nasty, because I really stink
But I didn't really mean it, and what I really think is
When your primos come to visit there's no cons, only pros
Even when it's messy, like old sloppy joes
Even when I felt just like a dog who's wearing pantyhose
I still shouldn't have told you "Adios!"
And now the song is ending and there's one thing you should know;
That a party's not a party without my primos!
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dzed399 · 4 days ago
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Make Her Proud (Reprise) Lyrics:
Tater, LotLot & Lita: Everything turns out better
(Yes it does!)
LotLot & Lita: When we all work together
(Oh yeah!)
Cousin Bud: We'll use our special abilities
(Let's go!)
Tere, Tabi, and Toñita: To make these the best festivities
(Work, work!)
Tater & Lita: Our Buela needs us
No one cares like she does
So let's go all out today
All: 'Cause
We're in a rhythm today
Coordinated, feeling great
We're gonna make her proud
Nothing can get in our way
This concentration cannot break
We're gonna make her proud
Nachito: I'll harness and use my wild
Tere, Tabi, and Toñita: We'll do it up T-sis style
Big Nacho: 'Til Buela walks down the aisle
Until they say their vows
All: Nothing can get in our way
This concentration cannot break
We're gonna make her proud
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dzed399 · 4 days ago
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Make Her Proud Lyrics:
Gordita: Don't need any reactivity
(Not today!)
LotLot: Or dark paranormal activity
(No way!)
Big Nacho & Nachito: We’re a general liability
(That's true!)
Tere, Tabi, and Toñita: Who needs this much flexibility?
(Not you!)
Tater & Lita: Our Buela needs us
No one cares like she does
So let's be less us today
All: 'Cause
Life won't get in her way
Not today, not today
We're gonna make her proud
Yeah we'll quit messin' around
Not go out, not be loud
We're gonna shut it down
Nachito: I'm not gonna be so wild
LotLot: I'll bury this wicked child
Lita: I won't even drive a mile
Just gonna sit it out
All: Life won't get in her way
Not today, not today
We're gonna make her proud
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dzed399 · 4 days ago
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Vivo Soñando Lyrics:
Patricia: I have dreams in my heart
Far too big to believe
They'll come true, but I still live to dream
Tater: You're just like me; I have dreams
But there's no limit to all I'll achieve
Bisabuela Patricia and I
Live to dream
Patricia: Vivo Soñando
Tater: There's just no limit to what I can be
Patricia: But it's just a dream to me
Tater: I live to dream
Patricia: Vivo Soñando
Tater: Everything I'll achieve starts with
Patricia: But I know that it's all just
Both: A dream
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