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some people just have no true appreciation for terrible women. oh she killed and ate people? well maybe she was hungry. "I cant defend her anymore-" well then fucking stand aside so i can talk to my client
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i think characters should have sex while hating every second of it. and not in the way of them hating it but secretely still enjoying themselves i think they should be miserable the whole way through #misery
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I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff
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two characters: flirty banter, clearly getting off on the power dynamics between them
people who are scared of going to hell for masturbating: he loves him like a son
me, hauving covid: can he call him that while they fuck
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self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism
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Sorry for being incapable of answering a question without like 900 "It dependssss" prefaces. Unfortunately too many things depend on too many things
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Eider ducks sound as though you’ve just told them a very interesting fact or juicy gossip.
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the bat and the bird
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Obligatory beach episode because it’s July now.
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whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair
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how to explain to mutuals that while yes you can have my discord, and i wanna hang out! my response time is anywhere between 3-7 business days
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nightwing snap stories be like:



back to my roots fr
thanks @foerchen for helping me caption them<3



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