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Okay but can I actually please have advice on how to make this more obvious. Like normally people can just tell by looking at me but I have to be tidy and in a uniform for work, so I look like a cishet female (and also a bit of a loser).
All the “hints” I’ve given him;
Literally wear a pride watch
Enby flag keychain on my keys
Have spoken about my ex (they/them)
Having a “nickname” (my preferred name) that is straight up a men’s name
Doc Martens
Having no response when he points out men and is like “Isn’t that guy hot?”
When customers are like “Men, you know what they’re like.” I’ve started responding with something along the lines of “I really don’t, sorry.”
Having my keys on a carabiner
Nothing more tragic than doing everything to make my one queer coworker realise I’m fruity because I lowkey think he thinks I’m homophobic.
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Nothing more tragic than doing everything to make my one queer coworker realise I’m fruity because I lowkey think he thinks I’m homophobic.
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“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”
it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing
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“Why do you have a bunch of random birds on your laptop?”
The birds in question;

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Hurt/comfort but it’s me begging Ao3 to push through the outage… do it for me, babygirl, you can get through this :(
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Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water
it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.
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Dropping the fit cause my English and Politics teachers said i looked like a fairy in who lives in a cottage in the woods, and I needed to share :)

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uhhhh great question give me some time to work out how to do that.
Please please PLEASE tell me there are Mechanisms fans who would want to hear orchestral covers of some songs 🙏🙏🙏
I might be working on a little something but I need to know at least someone will appreciate it…
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I made a thing (it still needs a bit of work because I'm learning how to use Logic Pro for this)
Best experienced with headphones btw
@nyastyaraspurrtina you wanted tagging :)
Please please PLEASE tell me there are Mechanisms fans who would want to hear orchestral covers of some songs 🙏🙏🙏
I might be working on a little something but I need to know at least someone will appreciate it…
#the mechanisms#the mechanisms band#the mechanisms cover#cover song#orchestra#orchestral music#orchestral cover#the mechs fanart#logic pro#digital music
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Please please PLEASE tell me there are Mechanisms fans who would want to hear orchestral covers of some songs 🙏🙏🙏
I might be working on a little something but I need to know at least someone will appreciate it…
#the mechanisms#the mechs fanart#the mechs band#jonny d'ville#gunpowder tim#the toy soldier#marius von raum#ashes o'reilly#drumbot brian#raphaella la cognizi#ivy alexandria#nastya rasputina#doctor carmilla
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Pink Marmalade - Submitted by Dirty Skittle
#3C2E2E #E3A366 #E77694 #C63264 #9F6892
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Spring Dewdrops - Submitted by @meowstic-seer-of-the-future
#DA8AE3 #FCA2C5 #96C3A4 #C2DEAE #F9FACE
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Sunset Flowers - Submitted by @lxvenderjewel
#E89D7D #CA6262 #E08EC1 #585882 #9AB9D7
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Prague in the Sun - Submitted by MoonharvestStudios
#B1CDE2 #DAE9F8 #E1A290 #F2A11E #E9DB9C #FBF6D2 #C6D5A6
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Peachgrove — Submitted by nemethos-deamon
#E89A85 #F5C3AB #FFD7D1 #E6B2C5 #A2719C #656D3C #314A29
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The Gelati I Ate - Submitted by tisthegrimreaper
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