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hey guys I temporarily died but now I live again!!!

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a little ehren edit bc he's such a babe <3

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Prep the surface bound my limbs, place a chair beneath the rail.

On the outside, just skin and bones. Show me, what's left?

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Some ehren for the tl

He look so cute 🥺

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“You’re totally gonna lose your virginity!”

“I don’t think dudes count, Chris.”

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Drunken journeys with darf and danger ehren

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EHREN X RABBIDS INVASION LIL DRAWING

this specific fit just cause it vibed!! @sluggggish was the person who originally put the two together!!!

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having to dye my hair red again only two weeks after I did it last feels like my hair is immune to the dye

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ehren + medic gf hcs

met your first day on set

he's your most common patient

doesn't even mind getting hurt anymore because that means he gets to see you

always having cute bandaids for him and him only

"WHY DOES HE GET TO HAVE THE BATMAN BANDAID!?" "because he's my boyfriend!!"

much calmer about his injuries when you're there

kissing him better after bandaging him up <33

"you know you don't need to have a near death experience to see me, right?"

jeff yelling "come fix your boyfriend!" every single time

he got a concussion and forgot you were together for a minute once

"ma'am I have a girlfriend" "I am your girlfriend" "thank you god" while looking up at the sky

getting called nurse danger <3

being a bit rough when bandaging up the other guys if you know they fucked with ehren that day

"OUCH nurse danger what was that for??" "giving ehren a concussion, you dick!"

you take care of him at work so he spoils you at home

literally the sweetest boyfriend ever

gets you little gifts all the time hides them around you medic tent sometimes

takes taking care of you when you're sick very seriously

loves loves loves showing you off on red carpets and premiers!!

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⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆ Danger Ehren ⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺

very specific vibes I get from the jackass boys (6/9)

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Dating Ehren HCs!!

Ehren’s so anxious about making you feel unappreciated he constantly showers you in gifts; bouquets, dinners & jewelry. Even though he isn’t very materialistic and is actually kinda stingy when it comes to money, that’s just the only way he feels like he can express his appreciation without actually harassing you.

Ehren tries so hard to keep his relationship so far away from Jackass. He literally leaves whenever one of the guys tries to ask about you.

The only guy he’s kind of comfortable to know about/meet you is Dave.

Ehren gets almost all his relationship advice from Dave.

Ehren wants your families approval so bad even though it really doesn’t matter to you at all.

Cue Ehren trying to bond with your dad over whatever niche dad hobby he has. Fixing motorbikes? Ehren will listen to him blabber on about his Yamaha whatever for however long it takes.

Ehren is really invested in your skills or hobbies. You like cosplay? he will let you dress him up in a matching one! You like painting? Ehren Keeps buying all different types of frames for them at the thrift store, your walls are covered in your own art only cause he insists of course.

If you ever mention anything negative about yourself in front of him he is on you in an instant, showering you in so much praise and affection it drowns almost everything else out.

Despite being awkward about public affection he feels really giddy whenever you show him affection in public. Not that he’d ever ask for it himself.

Ehren’s super picky about food but anything you cook is his favourite according to him.

You often catch him staring at you lovingly whilst getting dressed in the morning.

Ehren hides little love notes all around your house whenever he has to leave to film so you don’t miss him too much (It only makes you miss him more)

Nightly phone calls whilst he’s away.

“Y/n! you’re so mean to me!” Lots of soft teasing eachother.

It takes you two hours to get out of bed in the mornings cause he keeps pulling you back into bed blaming it on you. “You’re not ready yet Y/n!”

Even when he’s sleeping he has a protective streak, he sometimes manages to pull you across the bed into a cuddle.

If you’re arguing he makes sure to specify he’s not mad at you directly “I’m not mad at you I’m just frustrated about ______.”

He figured out your favourite animal and has memorised a series of fun facts about it. “Did you know that some Orcas remove and eat the liver of Great White sharks with near surgical precision? Apparently it’s a delicacy to certain pods!!”

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General Ehren Headcanons!

Ehren somehow manages to forget his own birthday every year.

He’s also the type of guy to just go idk when you ask him what he wants.

He has the most minimal amount of clothes imaginable like three shirts, two pairs of jeans a pair of shorts and a suit.

The only clothes he has an abundance of is jackets but only because he NEVER gets rid of them even when buttons or zippers are broken he clings to them with his life.

He definitely says frick instead of fuck.

Has some weird allergy that never comes up like ever (like durian or shellfish)

He definitely has always done the old man groan getting out of bed.

He has mastered the grill and has been designated barbecue babysitter every meet up.

He has definitely also ‘accidentally’ burnt all the food out of spite of having to do all the barbecuing.

He’s always been inexplicably good with kids.

He bought bitcoin but gave up and sold it maybe like a month before it went huge. He still wakes up in a cold sweat from nightmares about the fortune his missed out on.

He has never gambled because he knows he would become so addicted to it.

Even before Jackass Ehren had like some weird connection to someone nichely renowned. His cousin married the “it’s free real estate” guy or something.

His family celebrates this random connections niche fame and Ehren’s just doesn’t even exist to them. He’s lowkey beefing with that person in his head over it.

He definitely calls coffee a “cup of joe”

Ehren and Dave have their own Jackass burn book which is just mostly them ranting about whatever dumb shit bam said that day

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Honestly I like to think I’m a true creative, taking the artistic liberty of writing my faves like twinky loser boys who’ve finished by just having a girl breathe vaguely in their direction.

It’s my world and they’re just written in it.

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CONTENT master list

I realised that my oneshots are really hard to find without direct links so I’m gonna compile all of them here!! you might even get hints to upcoming fics!!

Headcanon posts

General Headcanons

Dating HCs

Vacation HCs

Party HCs

Apocalypse HCs

Oneshots

Internet Stalker | Parasocial Ehren X 🌽⭐️ reader | NFSW

Feeling like you | Ehren X

Safety First | Ehren X

Danger, Ehren? | Ehren X

Series

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Snoop Dogg watching the Skateboarding finals with an unidentified man

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they mean so much to me 🙏

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Does anyone have any rare or less circulated Ehren pics and clips?