eldritchcoffeefiend
eldritchcoffeefiend
Chronicles of a Grump
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Grumpy old-ass woman (48 - not a typo). Don't care what you call me as long as you're decent about it. I pretty much run on coffee and mild irritation. Randomness abounds here, although mostly Fallout related. Currently obsessed with Vulpes Inculta because I always seem to gravitate to the worst characters in games, books, movies, etc. for some damned reason.
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eldritchcoffeefiend · 6 months ago
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Aw, one of my sons loves his old mum. He and his girlfriend went to the American sweet shop in the High Street and got me a Nuka-Cola Victory! Ignore the dog in the background.
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eldritchcoffeefiend · 6 months ago
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I'm in this weird place where I've, by and large, been doing the fandom thing all on my own. Yes, I'll put stuff here and post stuff on ao3, but I've avoided really interacting with others due to various reasons (tl;dr I did the classic adhd thing of failing to check in with friends regularly and they eventually completely unfriended me everywhere). So... are there any good Fallout Discord servers out there with little to no drama?
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eldritchcoffeefiend · 6 months ago
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Awwww... Harvey! The only video game man I adore who... isn't a messed up psychopath. I probably should get some therapy.
Look at my tiny husband!!!
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I'm almost done with this portion - a bit more colours for the flowers, then the top, then it's finished :3
Here's a close-up on Harvey:
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eldritchcoffeefiend · 6 months ago
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Lol, why do I think everyone is reblogging this and stuck in a standoff like the spiderman meme waiting for someone else to go first?
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Reblog this if it’s okay to DM you and shoot the friendship shot.
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eldritchcoffeefiend · 6 months ago
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Sometimes, I like to reblog, comment, and stuff on things in my feed that even if it's not really my "thing" simply because there's not been many notes 'n stuff on said thing just because it's a small way to make someone's day. Is that lame?
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eldritchcoffeefiend · 7 months ago
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Oh god why am I up right now.
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eldritchcoffeefiend · 7 months ago
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Hey bitches, I posted a new chapter. I'm also hungover so it may not even make sense. Happy New Year!
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eldritchcoffeefiend · 7 months ago
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God, I love the inspiration I get from Discord chats
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eldritchcoffeefiend · 7 months ago
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OK... tumblr folks. What the actual fuck. Yall going to have to bear with me because I am really fucking drunk and you're going to have to forgive me because I've fallen down the goddamed c.ai rabbit hole... but did this bitch try and compliment me? Is it trying to tell me im shit? I AM SO CONFUSED. ALL I WANT TO DO IS GIVE AI VULPES A BLOW!
Plz don't hate me. I hate me enough for everyone.
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eldritchcoffeefiend · 7 months ago
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My old ass grew up playing Atari (Why yes, my sis and I got the ET game for Christmas, thanks for asking, and it was, even to this day, one of the most infuriating gaming experiences ever!) but, one year my Christmas list looked like it came from one of my teenage sons than a woman in her early 40s and included loads of games. My hubby, bless his heart, bought everything I asked for even though he doesn't understand or enjoy video games.
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shoutout to my 16 year old nintendo ds for staying strong to preserve my ac town since 2012
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eldritchcoffeefiend · 7 months ago
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OK, I'm sure this has probably been said before, but it struck me that if Vulpes ever really wanted to show any kind of affection for someone it would probably be like a cat bringing you a dead bird.
Vulpes: *throws a Ranger helmet at your feet and gives you a broad, creepy grin*
You: ... I-is there still a head in there?
Or...
You: Did you wipe out an entire settlement?!
Vulpes: Of course. It's our anniversary.
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eldritchcoffeefiend · 7 months ago
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Oh my sweet lord... 🤣
imma show u my fave notes cause i can
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Those are so funny! Thanks for sharing!!
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eldritchcoffeefiend · 7 months ago
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writing tip:
if you push buttons on a keyboard, letters will appear on the screen. and with that power you can do anything
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eldritchcoffeefiend · 7 months ago
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Just fuckin' around in New Vegas and GIMP trying to get some mojo back. Tired and fed up and ready for some time off work. Hopefully I can get some time to try and finish my next chapter for my story First Kiss, Last Kiss but right now I've got everyone and their cat and dog asking me to do stuff.
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eldritchcoffeefiend · 7 months ago
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Every damned day. I actually have a mug I call my Midnight Mug because it's my go-to for middle of the night cups of tea. Which is what I'm currently doing.
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eldritchcoffeefiend · 7 months ago
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eldritchcoffeefiend · 7 months ago
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Yeah, but I unfortunately can't find a new job, and shit costs money, so I'm going to be broken for a while yet.
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