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Ohh, Ellie girll xx

okay thank you!!! I'll start working on your request :)

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girl I’d love some Scottish accent head cannons!! If you do it can you @ me pls xxx

hey Hun (@littlegingerperson2)

could you specify what character you would like with a Scottish!reader? just so I can write exactly what you want.

(I tried to message privately but for some reason it wouldn't work)

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Rest In Peace live action muscle mommy Abby Anderson.

so upset at this casting. no hate to Kaitlyn Dever, I'm sure she's a great actress, I just don't think she fits abby. the whole point of Abby's in game build was because it's LOGICAL, muscle mass would be built on in the apocalypse after strenuous fighting, labour and rationing, you wouldn't be petite! it's so frustrating, because women with more muscle are very unrepresented in Hollywood and unfortunately I was half expecting this to happen, but was really wishing for a different outcome.

BUT I'm holding out hope, my expectations are pretty low, and tbh I had pretty low hopes for season 1 as well, but I was proven wrong. so I hope I'm wrong again

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Mascs? MASCS!!

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i’d love to see ellie meeting my italian family 😭😭 like everyone’s yelling in italian and it smells like a pig died in the kitchen when my grandma’s cooking and she’d be standing there like 😨😮

she's perplexed and terrified. but she also respects the chaos.

Ellie doesn't have a big family, being raised by Joel and all. So she loves your family!!!

Ellie is nervous at the idea of meeting your big ass family, your nonna, her husband, your aunt's and uncles, all their partners and their hoards of children, your mother, father and your siblings some already with their children.

it's intense.

you open the door with your nonna and Ellie is standing there, slack jaw and hands full with a bottle of red wine, a bouquet of flowers and toys for the kids.

this stance and everything.

almost falls over as soon as she enters the house. children running around, so small she almost steps on them, old people dancing to the radio with wine glasses and a very loud old lady screeching at someone in Italian.

"PUZZA DI MAIALI MORTI. PERCHÉ NON POSSO MAI FIDARMI DI TE. SHOO SHOO! ESCI, OVVIAMENTE NON POSSO FARE CHE NON BRUCIERAI LA CASA" (Google translate)

translation: "IT STINKS OF DEAD PIGS. WHY CANT I EVER TRUST YOU. SHOO SHOO! GET OUT, OBVIOUSLY I CANNOT TRUT YOU TO NOT BURN THE HOUSE DOWN"

the kitchen turns into the set of wipe out, dish cloths, towels, plastic spoons and all sorts Ellie can't even comprehend being thrown about.

ends up looking at you with "the fuck?" eyes. you just nod. 'its normal'

the food was good tho, so who's really complaining?,

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it’s actually so homophobic that i don’t have a tall thick muscle mommy girlfriend that looks exactly like abby anderson rn

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Ellie with an Australian gf tho like making fun of stereotypes that arent even true 💀 and the dreaded ‘naur’

INSUFFERABLE. AGAIN. I REPEAT. INSUFFERABLE.

this mf does not know when to shut up. again, finds it so funny omg.

"naur cleor!!!" whenever something bad happens when you watch something on TV. (I do this)

Also is always making comments about putting 'shrimp on the Barbie." and it got to the point where she actually put shrimp on the BBQ when you had to tell her that no one actually says/does that and she's standing there, jaw on the ground like 😱🧍‍♀️, feels genuinely upset at this new information. she still says it.

buys a bush hat. with a chin strap. it's not a fashionable look, that's for sure.

... "Crikey!"

.... "g'day mate!"

Ellie stfu.

when you move in with her she buys you a jar of Vegemite 😐

she's the #1 stereotyper 🥇

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the only american i would ever let mock my british accent is ellie fr

so real

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Taking anti-depressant pills?? Seeing a therapist??? Journaling??? No need babe, my fav writer just dropped another x reader fic.

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What about Ellie having a Mexican girlfriend yk? And for example I feel like Ellie would be fascinated at the fact you could speak Spanish and like you cooking for her and showing her the salsa you make and so on so forth yk ?

Sorry if this didn’t make any sense at all 😔

Ellie loves a different accent.

but combine that with another language = 🤯

she's so enamoured by it, will (if we're talking no outbreak) 100% download Duolingo LMAO.

If we're talking canon she's making you teach her some stuff. she's bad at it, terrible even, but that doesn't stop her from being cocky about the fact she knows one or two sentences.

starts calling your house 'mi casa'. it's not funny, but she wont stop doing it. she's insufferable lmao.

thinks your accent is so hot tho, ESPECIALLY when your angry and start yelling Spanish at her, she has pissed you off just to hear you tell at her in your native tongue.

Ellie is a shit cook. and with that comes a pretty basic pallete, before she met you she was 100% a picky eater. but after??? bro she's never going to be able to eat some classic Dino nuggets again without thinking of mexican food. (or whatever cuisine is from your Spanish speaking country, cause let's be real it all slaps)

pls pack her lunches, she's useless.

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caption is so real

Elbow deep. And until she’ll braid my tubes.

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ellie would go crazy with the typical british accent mocking bruh

like if u were making breakfast, every morning she would hit you with a “tea and crumpets love” and ur just like 😐

she would also tell all her friends ur “bri-ish”

and if u was scottish she wouldn’t be able to mock you cus half the time she doesn’t know what ur saying (i’m scottish pls don’t come for me)

no she 100% does.

with an English partner, she is unbearable.

she's one of those Americans that constantly talks about the Boston tea party for fuck know why?

loves flexing that her partner has a swanky accent and when she gets drunk imitates a wobbly eng accent and starts yelling about 'puttin' the kettle on for a cuppa and a crumpet"

also thinks a crumpet is bread for some reason (I've seen a lot of Americans say that) when it's just. not. don't get me STARTED on scones.

If you're Scottish? just how did you manage to get Ellie to date you- she doesn't understand a word your saying /jk.

Scottish accents are actually quite easy to understand once you've been around them for a bit, so I think that there wouldn't be much trouble.

But when your angry? and the accent comes out in full force. she's shitting bricks. an angry Scottish accent is terrifying, because the dialect is ineligible and the pure passion is blood curdling on its own.

when she first meets you, unironically asks if you can play the bagpipes... she's a little stupid but she's hot so it makes up for it <3

..... might write some Headcanons on this.

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I’m southern and now I’m just thinking about Ellie makin fun of my accent I need her so bad lawd she’s so silly

she's so silly omg 🤭

genuinely any accent her partner has that's different from hers, she will try and fail to imitate teasingly.

imagining Ellie trying to imitate my posh-arse English accent- she'd have a FIELD DAY with that shit.

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