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[elliottdm]

the ingredients for true sigma hours

“face the truth as it is instead” disintegrated him

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erm... what the sigma?

I have been so utterly transfixed by this phrase lately.

I find myself saying this out lout whenever I feel stumped by any conversation. Any time a conversation gets kinda stupid and people start saying unnecessary things I immediately have a strong compulsion to say "uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games"

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AMEN

i hope hrt makes my butt fat and improves my gamer skills in proportion to how fat my butt becomes

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JERMAAAAAAAAAA

I drew the Jerma image in WEBFISHING :)

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please change the ship name to Jiktor

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I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

[elliottdm]

you are not the shit, you are not even the fart

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if I won the lottery, I would tell my friends that they should invest in Etsy because their stock is about to go through the moon with the amount of dice I'll buy

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because there are boobs to speak about

Ran a hour and a half long dnd session recently

For 30 minutes they just talked about boobs

I don't even run a sexual campaign, they just did that

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I'm asexual and would definitely be among one of those players

Ran a hour and a half long dnd session recently

For 30 minutes they just talked about boobs

I don't even run a sexual campaign, they just did that

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i would respect the grind if you played on anything other than arena

[elliottdm]

Party Bag of Holding

Wondrous item, common

This item appears to be a cutesy looking pink satchel bag. When opened, the echo of a high pitched voice screaming "YIPPEE" can be heard. This functions just like a normal bag of holding, except you may only put inside party related items, or items that could be found at a party. The DM has the final say on what items can be put inside the bag. Characters can make a Persuasion check to try and convince the DM and the bag if the item they want to put inside counts as a party-related item, the DM setting the DC on the request. If an item that is not related to parties is attempted to be placed inside the bag, a party popper sprays a gust of wind and confetti and glitter at the item's wielder, knocking the item and the bag out of their hands and making a very loud popping sound.

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teachers be like "what are you doing" and "why are you in my class" don't you realize that I am simply taking all of the pencils for dinner later, quit wasting my time with your damn questions

[elliottdm]

oh thanks

what if d&d had achievements for doing certain things, like the DM gives you a certificate for seducing a Medusa and it's called "hard rock"

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playing an undead cowboy in a short term campaign right now and i'm hitting them with all the southern sayings like

"damn son you couldn't find your ass if your hands were in your back pockets"

"I'll be grinnin like a possum eatin a sweet tater"

"This just licks the red off my candy"

"you could make a cleric cuss, son"

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i have a severe lack of brian

what if d&d had achievements for doing certain things, like the DM gives you a certificate for seducing a Medusa and it's called "hard rock"