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bro my art block is so bad rn

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OH YES! ANOTHER INTRO POST!

This here isn't my main. This is the *creative* blog.

I have no talent, so expect shitty drawings and terrible short stories that may or may not have any relevance to different fandoms.

I will happily take requests or prompts or whatever, don't expect anything good though.

My main is @elmodoescrimes

i do fuck-all on there too!

Expect inconsistency and pure crap. Goodbye! (:

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David

Once upon a time there was a boy named David. David was bullied for looking like a voldemort/cowboy thing. One day David had enough and went to school dressed as a cowboy. Then he flipped out a gun which he still got bullied for. He was to weak to try and kill them so he shot the concrete before going to the library. David started covering up more self conscious and self-hating. Almost evreyone forgot about his existence as he spent all time in the library.

One day David was called upon by the bullies. They asked him for help on the next test. He declined laughing in their faces. David continued to stay in the library like a fucking nerd, and the bullies failed their tests miserably. They were furious that David had been such a dickhead and jumped him in the street, nearly killing him. DAVID FOUND HIMSELF IN THE HOSPITAL.

David was Fucking mad because all that he had done was refuse to help them on a test after years of torment from them. He created a plan to get his revenge. He called the bullies with his only working hand (the other one broken from the bullies) and offered to help them on the next test. He gave them false answers for every single one. Then he called up the teacher and asked her to make it look like he failed the next test.

When David got out of consciousness the bullies finally left him alone because they thought he was a fucking dumbass. Then he changed school and managed to get into Oxford University. Looking into human health and shit about bullying. Where he also met Derek. Him and Derek became the two nerdy husbands. They always do fun shit to make sure not to live up to the nerd standards and just be two funcking wierdos. Two fucking wierd gay happy wierdos who evreyone loves.

The end:)

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DEATH BIRB.

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In the very late spirit of halloween, because you can never have enough halloween.

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Is it jegulus or wolfstar, THAT is the question...

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IM DOING IT!! AFTER MUCH PROCRASTINATION, IM REWRITING THE STORY I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED!

Once upon a time there was this lady called Annabelle. Annabelle was very conventionally attractive and she had long red hair which meant that several men were very into her, but Annabelle wasn't really interested in them in the way they were into her. She confided her fears in her best friend, Brandon, and after several trips to the library, Annabelle found a word that fit. Asexual.

While at the library, Annabelle saw this gorgeous person. Brandon noticed her staring and egged her to go talk to them, but just when she had scrambled together the guts to go talk to them, Annabelle saw that person leave. For weeks, that person haunted her every waking thought, and she found herself increasingly distracted, until one day, on a walk in the park, she saw them again.

Annabelle rushed over in a flustered flurry, and, as a blushing mess, asked the person for their number. The two texted for months, and Annabelle and the person, who's name was revealed to be Bryn, grew very close. They started to date, but Annabelle had one problem, she hadn't told them that she was ace.

So one day, when the two of them were watching a movie, Annabelle decided to tell them, and Bryn took it very well. Anyway, they were gay and happy and lived happily ever after and Brandon also found happiness living in this big house with his cat Jerimiah and adopted son, Felix.

The End.

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David is fancy now!

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Cowboy david!

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I call this masterpiece David.